Mr. Chau
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I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay
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Hello! I have a new cartoon!! When you have a case that needs to be cracked, sometimes ya gotta bring in The Big Dog…full short here:
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As the prophecy foretold, this is the child that will defeat X Æ A-12
Rooney Mara is pregnant, expecting first child with Joaquin Phoenix
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This is a failed assassination attempt
Happy 4/20 (Wednesday) here’s Katy Perry getting absolutely ROCKED by a level 11 slime box at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2010
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They're just doing this for fun
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It’s insane how sexless this photo is
Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise for Vanilla Sky promotional photoshoot, 2001.
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What if they wanna watch TV
YOU are cold. They have fur.
Do not let inside.
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congratulations to this little freak
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Paddington is fuckin hammered
I know it's New Year's Eve but I'm not too sure what day of the week it is.
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AI will never be funnier than this
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maybe go with a different picture
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Thought you guys said there’s no more money
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TV is finally coming back
Netflix will move away from the binge model for future projects, meaning it will stop releasing entire seasons at once & instead release episodes weekly.
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Straight up nobody calls it X
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Can’t imagine why
Elisabeth Moss explains why she doesn't speak openly about being a Scientologist too often
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Take the money obviously. What am I gonna do as a 6 year old burdened with knowledge. That’s prison
To me, this is a no brainer. But I am curious to see what people choose.
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Aren’t we all
Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.
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Scorsese having a Zoomer daughter continues to be incredibly funny
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I’d rather my kid just be really weird than a murderer
Raise your sons to be like Kyle Rittenhouse, not Jaden Smith.
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Love that Harrison Ford could not give less of a shit about Han Solo but will crash a plane into your house if you even think about replacing him as Indiana Jones
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Impossible to get over the reporter being Grover
Colin Hanks reacts to his brother Chet's recent comments about not wanting the vaccine: "That's one person's opinion."
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Very genuinely love that we have to fight hard to keep these guys alive because they don't really seem to have a single survival instinct. Beautiful animals
Pandas don't have particular sleeping spots often falling asleep wherever they are.
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Learning that Jeremy Renner repeatedly faked heart attacks during The Avengers to try to get them to kill his character off
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Honestly, this is an improvement
If you paint a Tesla Cybertruck, it looks like a third grader's pinewood derby car
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Everyone is making fun of the fit, I think he looks fine
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You lose the Roblox children and you're done for
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Said it once and I'll say it again, we're not supposed to go down there
Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸
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Just mix red and white….paint industry fuckin up here
So much pink paint was used for the ‘BARBIE’ movie that it caused an international shortage.
(Source: )
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I’ve told this a million times but when I went to see Interstellar at the Grauman's Chinese Theater, the movie started played upside down and we all thought Nolan was making a creative choice
Tell me your favorite moment you ever experienced in a movie theater. GO.
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If I recall, the actress specifically requested a crazy memorable death, which is a pretty cool way to go out
still maybe the most needlessly fucked up death i've ever seen in a movie
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This movie's going in the vault
The Flash star Ezra Miller has deleted their Instagram account after posting a string of memes taunting authorities who are actively searching for the actor.
Details here:
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There’s a scene in Oppenheimer where they’re deciding where to drop the bomb and one of the military guys doesn’t wanna drop it on Kyoto because he and his wife vacationed there. It’s one of the most incisive depictions of western imperialism
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Always fascinating to remember that they actually created Best Animated Feature just for Shrek because they were so afraid of it winning Best Picture
Let’s be honest, giving Shrek an Oscar over Monster’s Inc. is fucking insane
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They absolutely do not sleep in the same room anymore
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Truly my generation’s Batman
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Genuinely had no idea Elvis really did this, thought Baz Luhrman was just going insane
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First look at Matt Smith (Morbius)
First look at Matt Smith (Morbius) in Starve Acre, an upcoming supernatural folk horror movie. It's centered on "the folkloric myth that an ancient oak tree is imbued with phenomenal powers."
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I’d watch this in theaters, no question. Call it Twolidge or something
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This is the craziest picture I’ve ever seen
fucking me up to find out that "fettucine alfredo" was only invented in the 1920's by a guy NAMED alfredo
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What a guy
Introducing Papa, one of the most popular stray cats living in the Palace Museum in Beijing. Our feline friend is easily recognizable for its plump but agile orange-colored body. Make sure you to say hello when you visit the Forbidden City!
#PalaceMuseum
#ForbiddenCity
#Beijing
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This should’ve been the movie
Stellan Skarsgård says he learned so much about girls whilst filming ‘THOR’.
“It was me, Kat Dennings and Natalie Portman… most of the time we were stuck in a car and I just listen to those 2 girls talking about men.”
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I dunno how obscure it is but it’s so funny that Sam Raimi puts the car he lost his virginity in into every single one of his movies in some capacity
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It’s so sweet that DiCaprio is mentoring a younger fuckboy, that’s beautiful
Timothée Chalamet reveals that Leonardo DiCapiro was the one to give him the advice — “No hard drugs and no superhero movies.”
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Musk literally had to do nothing, could've just owned this place as as a vanity trophy and the place would probably keep running just fine. Instead he's completely run this place into the ground in a matter of weeks by simply implementing a few of his ideas. A true innovator
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Seems like the jeep has some time
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The Keanu NFT thing especially funny because it’s like the only time we’ve seen him be publicly mean about anything
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I was a Tim Burton kid and I still cannot imagine being emotionally invested in the Johnny Depp trial
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The thing about Wes Anderson is that he’s a Texan that wants to be a French guy
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It’s pretty funny that this is the best the suit has ever looked
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It's cool that he's British again in Spiderverse. Hasn't forgotten who he is like the fraud Tom Holland
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They are not similar actors but Bautista does deserve that Schwarzenegger run of playing normal guys that simply happen to be enormous
Dave Bautista wonders if he’s too “unattractive” for rom-coms:
“I always look in the mirror and I ask myself, ‘Am I that unattractive? Is there something that unappealing about me that excludes me from these parts?' […] I still have high hopes. I’ll just keep searching.”
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Wait why are podcasts the new music, they don’t serve the same function at all
Replace Netflix with books.
Replace music with podcasts.
Replace excuses with action.
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Do people think Elon Musk is actually a scientist or something
Elon Musk could cure cancer right now and people would still find a reason to be mad.
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Hell yeah dude
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Twitter mutuals "lovingly" refer to me as "Gollum"
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta employees “lovingly” refer to him as “The Eye of Sauron”:
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Kojima befriending every cool person and scanning them to put into his weird nightmares. What a life he leads
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Is there an ep of Euphoria about the school making students pretend to be the dead victims of drunk driving
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Genuinely, this is the sorta practical magic we need more of
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A perfect quote that yes, sounds insane when you hear it, but you get what he's saying
“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!”
12 years ago today - Pete Weber delivered the best bowling moment of all time.
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This is the thing Scorsese was talking about
The AMC in Times Square has 70 different screenings of Doctor Strange today. (This is not all of them, I couldn’t fit them all in a single screengrab.)
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what show was she on
Emmys 2022 snub Queen Elizabeth, omitted from In Memoriam segment
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Everyone should’ve rushed the stage and turned it into a big dust cloud
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Reminds me of all the reports of Heath Ledger being super Intense on Dark Knight and then you find out he was constantly doing bits and like skateboarding around the city
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Okay I’m turning around on the guy
Timothée Chalamet used to be a YouTuber named ModdedController360 and showed off custom paint jobs of Xbox 360 controllers.
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That was like one of the first things they did lol
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👑
When Harrison Ford was asked if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker', his answer was 'I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care'
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Learning that Christopher Nolan's fugitive hitman brother's codename is "Oppenheimer" is actually what turned me around on him entirely as an artist, immediately made me wanna revisit everything
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Only watched like 10 seconds of this but it’s so wild to me that a guy with this little charisma has a whole cult of personality
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If you were a teen in the 2000s, you know this is actually good
‘NO HARD FEELINGS’ debuts with 50% on Rotten Tomatoes from 8 reviews.
Read our review:
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I love Jim Carrey but like there’s a whole documentary about him being a menace on set, can’t draw these lines, buddy
Jim Carrey says Will Smith “should’ve been” escorted out of the
#Oscars
after he slapped Chris Rock: “I was sickened. I was sickened by the standing ovation. Hollywood is just spineless en masse. This is an indication we aren’t the cool club anymore.”
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Rocco's getting his ass beat
Elmo wanted to feel more confident today, so Elmo put on a very special uniform! Yeah baby!
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Really fuckin baller that one day Toriyama was just like "Goku is an alien, by the way"
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Bart loves Homer
"Hi, everyone. If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker."
#TheSimpsons
#PublicSpeaking
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Objectively Seth Rogen is more successful than you. Nothing to be ashamed about, more successful than most people
Seth Rogan and I are the same age.
He's chosen to live his life full of weed and child free.
I've chosen to live my life weed free and child full (5 w/another on the way)
Which way Western Man?
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Scooter is a name for a child with a propeller hat
Ariana Grande has parted ways with manager Scooter Braun according to journalist Matthew Belloni.
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People keep saying you can replace cigs in movies with joints. Weed is cool but that’s an entirely different vibe, sorry
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I’ve been with
@JoeBiden
in the Oval Office when the cameras are there and when they are not.
Joe Biden is a historic President who has brought folks together across the nation and the world.
He leads with compassion and strength.
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We gotta save smoking in movies. It's bad in real life or whatever, but movies need 'em. Everything from how it clouds a room, the business of flicking a match, flipping open a lighter, the interpersonal moments you get from it, it's inherently cinematic, cool, and good
Colin Farrell’s Penguin Banned From Smoking in ‘The Batman’: ‘I Fought Valiantly for a Cigar’
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People call animators perverts but if you had the power to draw a thick lady you’d go nuts too
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Doesn't look a day over 7
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Not a China stan but America has rolled out hundreds of these kinds of movies
War movie about defeat of US Army is now China's biggest film ever
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Alright it’s funny again
The Great Morbius Re-Release resulted in a $85,000 Friday gross (less than Fantastic Beasts 3 despite being in nearly double the number of theaters) with a whopping $82 per-theater-average.
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So funny that like nobody watched through the whole thing because it was too painful
just fell to my knees after realizing that pedro pascal was in the cringe imagine cover at the start of the pandemic
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More movies should end with EC comics style karmic punishment
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Pretty funny that every B-lister Republican actor was getting so mad on his behalf only for him to be like “I don’t care, they’re paying me to play Santa again”
Tim Allen says he hasn’t spoke about
#Lightyear
because “it has nothing to do with my character. This is a whole new team that had nothing to do with the first movies.”
“It's a wonderful story. It doesn't seem to have any connection to the toy.”
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Bill Paxton is exactly who you'd wanna hear this from
james cameron emerging from a titanic dive only to hear bill paxton go "the worst terrorist attack in history jim" because yes, this is how he found out about 9/11
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This is the kinda celeb news I wanna see
Chris Pratt reveals he suffered from a painful bee sting on his left eye after attempting to “control bees’ when seeing a beehive.
After viewing a popular TikTok beekeeper’s video, it “built up this false sense of security in me. I think I can control bees too.”
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It is pretty funny that Rowling is considered any sort of political intellectual because she wrote a bunch of kids books about magicians going to school
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Genuinely kinda love titles that are impossible to google
Yorgos Lanthimos to direct new film ‘AND’ starring Emma Stone, Willem Dafoe, Jesse Plemons and Margaret Qualley.
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Sorry but this is so funny
Trump says being impeached twice didn't change him: "I became worse"
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Michael Myers underrated goofball. A rascal
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