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a core aspect of the human condition is loving your little action figures with cool, removable accessories
1,500-year-old Ceramic Maya Figurine with Removable Helmet.
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it’s gotta be the greatest transition in movie history
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the Confederacy
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we do this often and the answer never changes
What is the best single frame in all of Star Wars?
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of all the things I’ve learned from this Titanic sub thing, the one that amazes me the most is that our TV and radio waves, which can propagate thru the vacuum of space and reach distant galaxies, cannot penetrate even a single foot of water. the ocean is way scarier than space
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men will see this and think “hell yeah”
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Cerveza Cristal marketing team putting ads in Star Wars movies for the first time
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it’s time to admit that Pixar doesn’t make movies for children anymore, they make movies for emotionally stunted people born between 1975-1990
The Anxiety emotion in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ will be focused on social anxiety.
“There are a lot of different types of anxiety but we’re really leaning into social anxiety, wanting to fit in and be part of a group. Wondering ‘am I good enough?’”
(Source: )
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Mace Windu picking out his lightsaber color
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happy 59th anniversary of the JFK assassination
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you’re right, ma’am, this guy looks like a fucking moron. you’d have to be one of the worst candidates of all-time to lose to someone this dumb
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they’re trying to cover up the fact that the Bills are 5-0 since Sean McDermott embraced the light of Islam
The Bills fired their OC ten weeks into the season, but from that point on, they played like a different team 📈
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2/ Is NASA really that morally bankrupt as to collaborate with a nation committing genocide? How about for the next mission NASA invites Hitler?
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It’s very irresponsible of Mr. Burns to continue to employ Homer Simpson.
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it’s time
Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model.
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Prompt: “Beautiful, snowy…
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on the 60th anniversary, tell me the one fact about the JFK assassination that drives you the most insane. I’ll start
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I’m not a Luddite or anything but seeing shit like this is so, so depressing. those tiny, quiet moments with your kid are so beautiful and just about the closest you can get to another human being. you gotta savor that time, man
Dad mode: Already found a great application of the
#VisionPro
, watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels like one of the premium…
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Taylor Swift spotted around town with podracer Sebulba 👀👀
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imagine being some massive, corn-fed Iowan who’s been working the farms all day and having the premier of the Soviet Union show up and pat your belly and joke around about it. the 50s were insane
Upon seeing this Iowa farmer during his visit, Khrushchev patted his belly, exclaiming, “Now there’s a real American!” 1959.
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wyd if you’re on a date with this girl and legendary podracer Sebulba calls you?
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a thread of some of my favorite memes I’ve made this year. starting with the best: Homer’s little reading glasses
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wild horses couldn’t drag me away from this site
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Breaking News: The Justice Department is investigating the owner of TikTok for possible spying on U.S. citizens, according to people familiar with the matter. The inquiry appears to be tied to an admission by the app’s owner, ByteDance.
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In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
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it must be so nice going thru life thinking the sole and only reason that things in America are bad is because of 4 yrs of Trump. it must be so freeing to absolve yourself and this nation of its foundational contradictions and crimes and assign all blame to a sin eater
Anytime you’re wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host who committed 91 felonies in office appointed one third of the Supreme Court
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it’s fun to think about how mad it would make Alec Guinness to know that he is almost exclusively remembered, and beloved, solely for his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Sir Alec Guinness passed away on this day 23 years ago. May the Force be with him, always.
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I literally do think about this constantly and believe that one of the big reasons that people born after 1980 seem to have fundamentally different politics than older folks is because propaganda and narratives are much harder to enforce when first hand evidence says otherwise
do you ever think about how much evil in this world would go unnoticed without the existence of camera phones
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top 5 joke in the show
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he purchased twitter because the Chancery Court in Delaware forced him too after he made a stupid meme offer he immediately regretted
Elon Musk claims he purchased Twitter because it made his daughter trans
“She went beyond socialism to being a full communist and thinking that anyone rich is evil,” Musk said
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halt! this is a Lord of the Rings meme checkpoint. reply with your favorite(s) before you proceed to ensure safe travels
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Mastodon isn’t complicated, but if you’d till need help, here’s a quick explainer for navigating the site:
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Frank Herbert got really fucking high and recreated the Holy Roman Empire in space because it’s so needlessly complex and inbred that it makes for a great decaying fantasy government that can be wiped off the map in the first book
Dune is special because Frank Herbert understood that a space Faring civilization would be a zealously religious one. Secular nerds and atheoids will never travel the beauty of creation- eternally hindered by material and reason. Zealotry is the natural state of man.
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Oppenheimer is a great movie because it’s clearly about how the title character is an insane narcissist and war criminal who may have doomed humanity to annihilation all for his own sick hubris and there are still people who think it’s celebrating nukes and America
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JK Rowling is being targeted by US users with defamatory harassment about the Holocaust. Please report them.
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“babe, the party’s about to start, can you get the drinks ready?”
me:
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being mad that history isn’t like the fairy tales you heard from your mommy is the most child mind shit I’ve ever heard. grow up
“Spartans were losers, Romans were fascists, Knights sucked, Vikings were lame, & the Founding Fathers were evil.
…wait why doesn’t anybody want to study history anymore?”
- Modern historians
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this man quite literally started crying and shitting himself when Stalin and FDR suggested executing Nazis at the end of WW2. he loved fascists in a very real way
This man was arguably the most important anti-fascist in history.
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you think the Empire ever put up signs like this?
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they’re calling it the most ironic final tweet in history
I swear to God one of the most exciting parts about entering Gaza will be the fact I won't be on Twitter and seeing all the god awful takes on this conflict.
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Dune: Part 2 was amazing but the thing that really sticks with me the most is Geidi Prime. the black sun, lighting, and negative effect fireworks all stunned me. I’ll be thinking about it for a while
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when your created character shows up in a cutscene
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that’s right
The three genders are literally princess, slut, loser
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local Kwisatz Haderach speaks perfect The Voice, SILENCES Reverend Mother
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stop asking me to read the dissents, they don’t fucking matter
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and just like that, all the lies of the past 6 months fall away and we’re left with reality: Israel was blocking aid and intentionally creating a famine as part of their genocide with American support and Biden could have stopped this at any moment with a single phone call
BREAKING: The Israeli security cabinet approved the opening of the Erez crossing with the Gaza strip for the first time since October 7 in order to allow more humanitarian aid to go in, Israeli official said
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always a good look for the cops when the “weapons” they confiscate are a bunch of gardening tools so it looks like they just disarmed the fucking peasantry in the name of the king
In a press conference Atlanta Police dramatically displayed gardening tools taken from todays Block Cop City march and said they were meant to “do harm” but actually they were being used to plant sapling native trees along the route
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once again, please bring back lightsabers sizzling in the rain. that shit is so sick
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I’ve always appreciated just how long this bit goes on (nearly 30 seconds) just to get to the fakeout Al Gore joke at the end
Mom! Dad! Look! This biography of Peter Ueberroth is only 99 cents, and I found the new Al Gore book!
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reply with your single favorite screengrab from the Simpsons. I’ll start:
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this is an accurate portrayal of what Catholic doctrine teaches about Transubstantiation with the pop-tart as the body of Christ
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she was best friends and constantly went to the opera with Scalia, RBG would’ve loved Coney Barrett because they’re both part of the ruling class. grow up
Ruth Bader Ginsburg would be disgusted with Amy Coney Barrett.
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shut up, nerd
Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques how thumpers & sandworms work in 'DUNE 2'.
"You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand *slams fist* nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl."
(via:
@colbertlateshow
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“the joint George Lucas and Sofia Coppola birthday party” is like an amazing 30 Rock throwaway line
George Lucas at a mutual birthday party for he and Sofia Coppola at the Coppola estate.
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you do understand that’s a bad thing, right?
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a troop admitting his own complicity in the genocidal sins of American empire and taking his own life in a public protest is too terrifying for libs to contemplate. that level of introspection from a state actor simply cannot be countenanced, it’s too dangerous to the status quo
I strongly oppose valorizing any form of suicide as a noble, principled, or legitimate form of political protest. People suffering mental illness deserve empathy and respect, but it is wildly irresponsible to praise them for using a political justification to take their own life.
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hmm, get you blazed I will. talk like me you shall
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one of the best parts about Star Wars is when they drop a new little freak and, folks, we got us a good one here
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you’re a polysci professor at the University of Michigan and you didn’t know that the main Nazi enemy was communists until reading this? you’d never heard of Lebensraum or the attempted genocide during Barbarossa or really anything they ever said about communism? what a joke
This was astonishing. 63 per cent of Nazi militants said their main enemy were communists/socialists.
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one of the best I’ve ever done
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Hillary Clinton is easily one of the worst politicians to ever live, it’s not even close. she lost to an opponent she picked because she thought he’d be easy to beat. even after Trump was shown on camera admitting to sexually assaulting women 2 weeks before the election, she lost
Hilary Clinton is an underrated politician - she managed to absolutely run numbers that no dem has been able to match since with minority voters, while still appealing to white suburbanites. Her failure was that her coalition was not yet ready to win a presidential election.
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[Bruce Springsteen voice] well they closed the Lickinghole in Goochland last night
Lickinghole brewery in Goochland closed indefinitely while owner deals with health issues
@LCCB_FarmBrews
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leaving it blank is fairly common in Final Jeopardy. I’m confused, were they just supposed to just start putting down the names of as many women authors as they could think of instead?
final jeopardy category tonight was WOMEN AUTHORS and the two men couldn’t even think of one
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hey man good to see you it’s been a while. how’s the cult going
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me: hey, how’s it going?
my dark souls NPC roommate:
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why, why were they programmed to feel pain?
Who has the most tragic story in all of Star Wars? ⭐️
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I was laid off at Google today after a decade of great work. I’ll miss everyone from my team where I was in charge of inserting blurry, low res Pinterest photos in the Google image search results
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stunning! Tom Bombadil arrives at the 2023 Met Gala
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Rihanna declares the reorganization of the Republic into the first Galactic Empire
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people are dunking on this but he’s absolutely correct. the fact that Republicans will sacrifice an entire election to bring their 50 year plan against abortion to fruition is one of the main reasons Republicans actually achieve their objectives while Dems merely tread water
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Romania🇷🇴 sunk the russian flagship Moskva in WW2
Ukraine🇺🇦 sunk the Moskva in 2022
🇷🇴🤝🇺🇦
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it’s not even close
What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year?
Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!
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congrats, king
this reaction from the Godzilla Minus One team after they won the Oscar! and they’re all holding mini Godzillas!
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watch this, Lis, you can pinpoint the exact second she realizes she beat Lily Gladstone for Best Actress
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after defeating Spain and Portugal during the 2022 World Cup, Morocco has retaken Alhambra and reunited Al-Andalus to its former glory
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he was walking without rhythm as the Fremen do so as to not attract Shai-Hulud. you should be grateful he showed you how
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I like The Mandalorian, it’s a fun show, but it has got to be absolutely jarring to be a casual fan who watched Mando and Baby Yoda get split up at the end of s2 and now see they’re back together in s3 and you don’t know why unless you saw 2 mid season eps from a different show
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I’m so proud of this one
Reply with your best post of the year. Not the one that did the best numbers necessarily but the one you’re proudest of
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the spies that Byzantine Emperor Justinian I sent to China to steal the secrets of silk production:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILK IS MADE FROM BOILING SILK WORMS.....????????? THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION BTW I THOUGHT SILK WORMS MADE... SILK... AND WE COLLECTED THEM...... OR SMTHG..
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