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Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle . valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday

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@VK_HM
Valondar
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Brutal
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What is even the point then
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Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’ Song Won’t Appear in the Margot Robbie ‘Barbie’ Movie
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The rare Simpsons joke where the punchline involves Homer’s nominal expertise as a safety inspector
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Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place... #lesbianvisability
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A+ image choice, truly. Take a lap
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Call of Duty maker reveals plan to squash union effort:
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The way Breaking Bad seems to have crested again in pop culture in time for the BCS finale is interesting to me
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The creativity of some people on the internet is incredible
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I'd have to say Toy Story
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what is the first thing you think of when seeing this guy
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Something I will say about the Family Guy Star Wars specials is they have some jokes clearly borne from growing up seeing these movies a million times.
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Family Guy funny moments
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Odd it happened twice
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A lot of people made fun of Endgame for positing people would still be playing Fortnite in 2023 but you know what. They called it. Bravo
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Lola Bunny, being created for and primarily associated with a sporting spinoff, is the Waluigi of the Looney Tunes
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My favourite example of this is there are people on stilts in the middle of the movie. They never get a close up, they just happen to intrude into the camera’s line or sight as it follows our characters. Why they are on stilts is unclear. It’s very good at implying a whole world
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I think about the intuitive worldbuilding of fury road a lot. it puts crazy things in front of you and you're asked to glean meaning from context, just like you would as a visitor to a real alien culture. the doof warrior is a post apocalyptic carnyx, and the audience gets it.
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You know I think it’s very healthy for superhero movies that the ones doing well at the box office are like, the good ones. People want to go see good movies, that’s a nice trend
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE’ has currently earned $489.3M worldwide. Read our review:
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People say Ben Kenobi did a bad job of hiding by wearing his Jedi robes and using basically his old name but rewatching Star Wars and I don’t think he cared. He whips out his lightsaber to solve bar fights and if you spot anything fishy he just uses a mind trick to say no
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For the record: Homer innocent
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Quentin Tarantino is the rare director whose father’s name is blue on Wikipedia only because he’s riding his son’s coattails
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Asteroid City had both atom bomb tests and a Heisenberg
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Why couldn't this be the viral thing they all wanted to do
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2 years
Really respecting the source material here
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Geoff Keighley
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Ubisoft has delayed Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora™ until 2023-24
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It’s funny that Asteroid City has both nuclear bomb tests and Margot Robbie. It really is the Barbie/Oppenheimer movie
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This is an Abbott and Costello routine
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Paul McCartney will return in… WINGS
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Sam Mendes to Direct Four Separate Beatles Movies on Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr
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I am always kind of weirdly disappointed that the Simpsons made these other guys up because Homer being conversant on Iranian politics is funny in itself. Great bit though
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the thicc husband & father
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Man if this does well after Kong doing well is that the new paradigm. Is this the age of Monke
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Rotten Tomatoes
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Watch the new IMAX trailer for #KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes - in theaters May 10.
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How far back do cars go in Cars World. Was there a Roman Empire of Maseratis and Lamborghinis
@SnackMerritt
Grand Duke of Val Verde County, MPA
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How do I go about life knowing that Cars 2 concept art had this
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This is the funniest part of the rollout of the film to me because in Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear is obviously a kind of Flash Gordon/Tom Corbett pulp sci-fi hero. He has an enemy called evil Emperor Zurg. But Pixar wants you to think he's like that world's Neil Armstrong instead.
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“Lightyear” doesn’t follow Tim Allen’s famous action figure character. The 2022 film introduces the “real-life” human astronaut whose adventures inspired the toy line seen in the “Toy Story” franchise.
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Kids today watch ‘good’ TV with ‘great’ episodes but truly great TV is 200 episodes and 40 of them are the worst things you’ve ever seen
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This one's stayed with me past few years, feels like defining a zeitgeist moment there.
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@poondonkus
Dark Ruler Ha Donkus
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nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine
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The key to having a good time online is to find the funniest characters in terms of r/powerscaling discussions of them
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The reason Frasier is so popular with millennials is that he basically hosts a podcast and is always alone
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Man how did this not get big during the Presidency. He’s very good
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Jamie Foxx can sound just like Donald Trump 💯😂
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This is why Abed not being tremendously talented was important to me on Community. He'd be obessively detail oriented and then turn out to not be at all good at making a movie, rigidly into running a D&D campaign and flaking on 'naming preset characters', he was not a genius
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mauve :p
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they say this sarcastically, but i cant recall a single show with an autistic character who isnt a "super genius" or has some sort of superhuman power and knowledge
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2 years
It is the season for Winter Pig
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I say this a lot but the special effect that wowed the most last decade was this scene. Just the liminal quality, how Koba pretends to be a regular old ape to get the guards to relax and then flipping on a dime and it all feels so natural.
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𖤐 Bri 𖤐
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This scene from Matt Reeves’ Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) is too good
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I’m sorry.
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The great irony of the book is that while Rorshach is absolutely warped by his far right thinking he is the only one to react decently to what Ozymandias has done, the rest of them ultimately accept brushing that atrocity under the rug and he would rather die than do that.
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Guy Who Tells Hartnett He's in a TRAP Truths
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feels like a lack of imagination to think that rorschach can't be a pathetic fascist in snyder's film just bc his death is framed in a more empathetic way. Moore understood theyre awful but that you can also have them be recognizably human - the good friend scene is in the book!
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No film did walking around like this film. Just some guys, some orchestra, and some aerial shots of New Zealand
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Gorilla Cereal
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20 years of LotR folks...the day the bar was set so high that everyone else just gave up trying to reach it
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Taika Waititi made a wonderful coming of age comedy called Boy, which was also about an adolescent’s difficult relationship with his negligent man-child father (played by Waititi himself.) Wonderful film. It’s sobering to me to see one of his movies talked about like this.
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This is one 30 Rock joke I think about it all the time. Never leaves my brain for some reason
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The Book of Boba Fett is finally delivering the fan favourite of Boba Fett being a guy who stands around in one or two scenes and maybe has a line or two
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Entirely possible the writers never thought about that doing the joke - Homer is as smart or as stupid as would be the funniest in any given scene - but in this instance it gels nicely.
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Almost invariably whenever a joke becomes a meme format the original use is the funniest one
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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 🎾💦
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Just learned that THIS is the original screenshot I’m dying
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Just didn’t feel like Madagascar 3 level material
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Noah Baumbach says he thought ‘BARBIE’ “was a terrible idea” when he was signed up for it “I was like, ‘I don’t see how this is going to be good at all.’ Everytime [Greta would] bring it up, I’d be like, ‘You’ve gotta get us out of this.’” (Source: )
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Hear me out
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I like that there’s a conspiracy theory that there’s a secret David Lynch movie. More conspiracy theories should be ‘there’s a secret fun thing.’
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Spectrum of views
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There is only one true nepo dad
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Ethan Hawke on working with his daughter, Maya Hawke: “I’m a nepo dad!”
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Honestly the Joker’s magic trick is the single best joke in any superhero film I have ever seen. So many of these films are frontloaddd with jokes and snark but none of them have made me laugh like the first time I saw that moment
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The Joker riling up the gangsters having their secret meeting is one of the funniest scenes in any action blockbuster
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Representation is so important
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Rorschach is absolutely a fascist and also the only Watchmen character to respond with any moral decency to what Ozymandias does in the last chapter of the book. I don’t think we’re meant to agree with Ozymandias or be cosmically apathetic like Doctor Manhattan there
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JamesMISC
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Scott Pilgrim I get but Rorschach is a fascist lol.
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Honestly I don't think anyone's gonna make a more cutting public domain use of the character than Bakshi did in silhouette in the 70s
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Hidden Movie Details
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In Fritz the Cat silhouettes of Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, and Donald Duck are shown cheering on the United States Air Force as it drops napalm on a black neighborhood during a riot.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
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If Arrakis had Twitter: I would drink the water from Chani Kynes’ stillsuit
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You know around the mid-00s I was fascinated with the potentiality of fully CGI sets; when we saw a couple of films try this out. The prospect of doing truly strange and surreal or epic films hypothetically on much smaller budgets. I was pretty stoked about the whole thing
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What if a guy in Star Wars was just called Liam
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This man wrote about American politics for half a decade
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Peter loved the infamous cut scene from the original King Kong so much he gave it a big budget version here but he also made a retro version of it that was on the first DVD release of the 1933 movie
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🟡 The tumboy 🟡
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That would mean the Sopranos would never get to the Vito scene that got memed into taking place during Attack of the Clones
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The A.V. Club
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Why Succession—and all prestige TV shows—should end after four seasons
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In the movie the Eternals they have the characters do jokes about the name ‘the Overmind,’ undercutting their own idea as soon as they introduce it but they also do it the scene after one of the Eternals died. Someone died and we have to fire up the Banter Machine
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It’d be funny if this became the only promotional image, like the Whale
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@VanityFair
VANITY FAIR
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Francis Ford Coppola has been dreaming of making #Megalopolis for decades. Now ‘The Godfather’ and ‘Apocalypse Now’ director is ready to show it off. Take an exclusive first look at the film:
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C’mon guys. Xenu is the villain figure in Scientology, basically Chancellor Palpatine, corrupting the Galactic Confederacy through income tax. Cruise would never speak favourably of him
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Hard Drive
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“Xenu Would Never Let a Mission: Impossible Stunt Go Wrong,” Our Interview With Tom Cruise
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Her maiden name is what
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EGOT is a funny idea. Be successful on television, in music, on film, and on a theatre specifically local to New York. You can get the first three without ever visiting the US and you have to be in NYC for at least months to clinch it
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I’m sorry his name is *what*
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“Kenobi? Like the Jedi?” *waves hand* “No.”
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I love these things. The milky sleekness of them, like a classic 50s rocket type of design made liquid
@conceptartsw
The Beauty of Star Wars Concept Art
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace concept art by Doug Chiang
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I get it... I get TikTok now
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mother earth 🫒
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i love her vids
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What did the Simpsons know When did they know it
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Joke that opens this bit is killer.
@dailysimpsons
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦
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@thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill @YeardleySmith A lengthy deleted scene from "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson".
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Damn just saying a trilogy of movies to get out of the question. That’s not bad
@bloodborne52
metal queer solid 2 🇵🇸
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I hate this man so much
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'Filler episode' used to be a term to refer to when an anime ran out of manga to adapt and continued to make new episodes - even an entire arc - while waiting for more manga, story to be discarded later. Made sense there, but it doesn't at all when discussing say, the X-Files.
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fareed
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Sorry but none of the truly great shows have seasons that are 22 episodes long. You're all really just begging for the return of filler episodes? I don't get it. It's like advocating for pushing TV, as a medium of storytelling, backwards.
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“I’m such a fan of Kojima” “Which video games of his do you like?” “Video games?”
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The SAG strike began when Oppenheimer premiered and ended when it went on digital. Like poetry
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This is a great gag because it starts with the simple observation that Jack McBrayer is far too old to be playing a page by that point in the show and eventually becomes an extended riff on, specifically, LOST’s mythology (he even knows key figure in the show Jacob.)
@rgw_iv
Roland Wood
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I’m sorry to correct all of you, but the best 30 Rock joke is that Kenneth is immortal
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It’s the kind of thing the original Star Wars film made seem so effortless but is rarely if ever so well done.
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Variety
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Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears When Asked About Olivia Wilde Calling Him a ‘Hero to the Incel Community’: ‘Sure, Why Not?’
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Tired of people not liking pretentious movies because they’re pretentious. I like movies for being pretentious. Yeah let’s have a little sit down and someone starts talking about Chekhov or something I’m gonna clap my hands like when people see an old Spider-Man actor
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Pauly Shore played one of Max’s friends in A Goofy Movie and he’s so obviously a stoner type but since it’s a kid’s movie he’s obsessed with cheese instead
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I wouldn't know where to start explaining this to someone who does not use twitter.
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Genghis Khan is cancelled, stan unproblematic King Attila the Hun
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This would be the funniest thing to ever happen with this sitcom
@CBR
CBR
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US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series
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Man he’s having a ball. Now thinking of Patrick Stewart talking about how when he played Gurney he only gradually learned that his co-star Sting was ‘a musician’
@badpostseydoux
best of léa seydoux
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Léa Seydoux photographed by Josh Brolin on the set of ‘Dune: Part Two’.
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You know Roger Ebert bemoaned the loss of the cigarette in cinema because it was a great prop for actors, but he did so while understanding why it had gone and that smoking isn't good... he was onto something there
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Since the subject is back in the news I am thinking of this great moment in interviews
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Can’t argue with that
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They never came out and called him that but Abed was the best autistic character on TV and this arc spoke to me particularly
@BatarianGal
Julianna 💎
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Every time I see stuff about The Good Doctor I’m just reminded of this
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The first trailer for the new ‘MEAN GIRLS’ movie has been released. In theaters on January 12.
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Generational thing. The millennial Breaking Bad memes must die so the zoomer Breaking Bad memes may live. Not unlike the recent resurgence in Sopranos content.
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That Rugrats picture is just making me appreciate the wonderful, alienating ugly weirdness of Klasky-Csupo in their prime
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Guy who’s a big fan of Tarantino but just as an actor. He goes ‘there’s that guy again’ and smiles when he shows up
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Remember when Walter White said ‘this is not meth’ and threw a chemical like it was a bomb
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I’m sorry *who* is in this movie
@ParamountIRL
Paramount Pictures
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SUMOTHERTRAILER. From the mind of Adam Deacon comes #SUMOTHERHOOD , in cinemas October 13. Watch the official trailer now.
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Valondar
2 years
*guy who sees Jack Nicholson at a restaurant* don’t look right away but sitting over there is dril’s avatar
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Valondar
2 years
The interesting thing about Meryl Streep is she’s a canonically great actress but who’s been in so many like Just Okay Prestige Pictures. Giving career defining performances in… some kinda movie
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Valondar
8 months
Maybe this list should just not have been ranked.
@LegoKingo
Lego “Shalashaska” Kingo
8 months
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@RobMcGlamery Not just that, in Vietnam.
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