🇵🇸 John (Omega Level Black) Minus
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I tweet about Sports, Stand-Up Comedy, and Geek Stuff. Repping #NJ #Montclair all Day and Tomorrow. I'm capable of Anything because I'm so bad at Everything
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More shows! Shows I'm on I mean. You know, jokes and such
Facing Your Fears: storytelling show (05/28, Philly PA)
Raucous Rainbow Rumble: (05/31, Montclair NJ)
Freaky Mutant Weirdo Variety Show: (06/01, Steampunk Alchemy Fest)
Non-Productive Comedy Show: (06/06, Montclair NJ )
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@layumps
Clitoris was an ancient Greek philosopher and wrote The Iliad
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Small Revere
her child in the back going to war & she talking about eyesight????
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@iamjadebrieanne
I was forced to watch that whole damn documentary and Megan is not trying to pass for white, she's just from the suburbs and cant dance very well
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Twitter real cocky today considering that this was a thing
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There is a category of lesbian M&M erotic fanfic on AO3 called "FeM&M" I know that and now you do too
i’ll always remember her like this. rip to the baddie m&m
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Jay was lowkey racist sometimes
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I can't define art but I know it when I see it
Mr. Bo(Flex)Jangles: Terry Crews Tap Dances His Pecs Across His Keyboard With Bootlickin' "Black Supremacy" Tweets; Gets "Is We Sick Boss" Slandered To HGH Hell
(GETTY)
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@GaetaAmy
The problem is there are many people who get very anxious when people they care about seemingly ignore their messages. A lot of us have anxiety related to abandonment issues. there must be a middle ground tp help both parties
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To be clear it's not shocking Selena Gomez was amazing in Only Murders she had to balance out the eccentricity of Charles and Oliver in the group and she grounded them and the story beautifully
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@janellejcomedy
I just noticed the thing with the "hello" sign. She is literally only saying hello to herself. amazing
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Remember how Hitler became paranoid and unstable towards the end of WWII? We ain't even at war... Yet.
Read this—
Chaos inside the National Security Council: Trump’s tweets. Miller led a meeting. And that Flynn kicker!
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@ReignOfApril
In their core Joy and Whoopi are stand up comics. You've seen live comedy you know what comics do when a heckler gets thier undivided attention. Whoopi saved a job and a life
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@BlasianBytch
@AngryBlackLady
who needs a house out in Hackensack though? Is that all you get for your money
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@danthomascomedy
I'm not sure if it was reviled but I feel like Soapdish never gets enough attention
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@NawImGo_od
@YanniTsunami
@ReaganGomez
you know wind goes far right? Like all over the world! You wouldn't believe it!
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@MaraWilson
any woman who can casually drop the word "eldritch" in conversation will forever have my heart
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@MaraWilson
Also I'm not sure about Alabama but there was definitely voter tampering in Georgia. Those people definitely didn't vote for this
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It's easy to be a dad when other people raise your kids.
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So anyway... What ACC school hires Gruden to be it's head FB coach?
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@NBCGrimm
Nick returns two Reapers to sender. It was his defining badass moment.
#GrimmFBF
http://t.co/AxuYHoTOdw
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@firefire100
@theonlyrealeli
@OGToni3_
@RiversJr314
@_TMCJab
See this is why everyone on Twitter should have to be verified because an absolutely trash take that H&O is trash needs to have a govt name attached to it
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@MaraWilson
I feel like NYC shows have the same issue. written by people who moved there from wherever and don't leave Brooklyn or the NYU area
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@MaraWilson
Conversely most times NJ shows up in a movie or show it's pretty accurate because no one writes about Jersey if they're not from here
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@roywoodjr
I know who it ain't. No one has more pent up rage and hatred than a fast food worker, I'm taking any of them
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What famous person would you like to slap the fire out of another famous person? I'd love to see Tom Hanks slap Chet Hanks on live TV
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@ChelsIsRight
The funny thing about that take is that LeBron probably would have been more successful under the 90s rules. He has the size and strength to flourish in that period.
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@XavierDLeau
I would guess 1. Grassroots support and basically work for themselves 2. They're just really good at what they do and 3. Ironically, envy.
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@Karnythia
it always amazes me how some white people assume all other white people are racist too. just so comfortable.
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Anyone notice the
#AllLivesMatter
and
#BlueLivesMatter
people have been suspiciously quiet about the Black NYPD officer that was killed?
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@xHollywoodCourt
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Cap and T'challa running a 3 sec 40 is an iconic movie moment. Thor had the greatest glo-up in movie history
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@danthomascomedy
I feel like Soapdish, Death Becomes Her, and The Bird Cage will never get the respect they deserve. they were all so weirdly funny
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Mark curry and Sinbad two people I've never heard anyone ever say wasn't funny
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@MaraWilson
In the course of my job I have to search people's belongings for everyone's safety. Whenever I have to do a woman's belongings it takes me twice as long as men because I absolutely can't figure out how to re-pack their underwear. I get it (sorta)
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the main benefit of having yt friends is sting operations
😳😯 UPDATE!! A Black couple just won their discrimination lawsuit! They had their home appraised & it was worth $995K. They had their white friends get it appraised while hiding their family pictures & everything.. the value went up to $1.5M!
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1. DO Y'ALL NIGGAS BUST YA GUNS?
2. HELL YEAH WE BUST OUR GUNS!
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HAHAHA you need to huddle up first like Refs before they make a call
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[yells "Nigga please!" internally]
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Rihanna out here looking like a Final Fantasy summoning. This is not a bad thing. Not bad at all.
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@CushKobain
Checking in: as a representative of Black Twitter, Northeast region, New Jersey, Montclair City Gym Leader, 3rd Shift Troll, I hereby vote to deny Stacey Dash; Black Status, deny her all Pork Roll/Taylor Ham egg n cheese sandwiches, and bar her from The Galar League Tournament
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@rodimusprime
This made me think of the animals who acted as appliances in the Flintstones who would look around and say "it's a living"
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Mara is fun and her posts are a good antidote from reality-based terror
NEW installment of my ongoing series about things that scared me as a child! This one is the GRUNGE EDITION! 🕳☀️😱 via
@SubstackInc
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Hello all, I'm having surgery on my neck on Tuesday to remove the cancer tumor. I'll be going into the hospital tonight. Basically the vertebrae that the tumor was in is so damaged it is likely to collapse. I should be there for a week.
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