Michelle 🤭
@TheBaddestMitch
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FAMU Alumna 🐍 • Future Multimedia Mogul • 1/2 of @jokesonyoupod • All opinions are my own • Arby’s stan account. she/her
Joined February 2009
CHICAGOOOOOO! I’m pulling up on y’all in August!! Get your tickets!.
If I had a comedy show in Chicago, would y’all pull up? 👀.
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Otters moving like this?!.
Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters
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It’s always that one mf who takes their job too seriously
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Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.
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Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I’m the one that picked the movie:
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I hate that millennial parents try to go viral for being awful to their children. For what???.
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I just cannot wrap my head around the fact that my body can do this.
I wanna speak to the manager because what is this and why is it on my Facebook?
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Like what even are the rules to rugby?? They be doing anything lol.
Holy fuck Māori people are so beast. she literally picked that chick up and ran with her lmfao
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Have y’all seen the family on TikTok with like 7 kids and they sleeping in the kitchen while mom and dad have the only bedroom? . Yes he is and yes she is.
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And it begins.
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LMAOOOOO.
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Why khloe big strong ass was acting like she couldn’t break them up lol.
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Oh girl.
Tryna get married and pop these kids out by 2025.
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Instead of warming up my leftover pasta in the microwave, I sautéed some onions, added more seasoning, and heated it up on the stove
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I know kids are supposed to grow up but this is crazy for three years 😭😭 she was just born.
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Black republicans all have a certain look to them.
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Okay now show the black people they stole this from so we can see how the dance is actually supposed to look lmao.
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We looking for hairlines this summer, so what you gon do about that?.
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The twerk spirit leaving my body as soon as a man gets behind me:
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They STILL having kids?!.
Salt & Pepper having twins named Sage & Ginger is sending me. Look at Cinnamon with his top backwards like he coolest on the rack. Look at Miss Big Sis Paprika. 😭
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Idk where my child gon stay if she run to her daddy three times.
Tears .
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A man at the gas station was about to talk to me, saw my ring, and left me…alone???
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When you go over his house and he only has one pillow on his bed. and it’s flat.
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Once you win or lose your events at the Olympics, do you have to go home? Or can you stay until the big after party? I imagine that there’s an after party.
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This was a crazy run and they wrong for not giving him a single oscar for any of these.
Leonardo DiCaprio thinks of 'Django Unchained', 'The Great Gatsby' and 'The Wolf of Wall Street' as an unofficial trilogy about wealth and power across American history
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That ain’t got shit to do with her lmaooo.
Twitter Wants Sandra Bullock to Lose Her 'The Blind Side' Oscar After Oher Drama
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You just had to be there for the first season of Empire.
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And he did this knowingly on camera.
“I didn’t even know” 💔 This goes beyond the show, i’m glad production stepped in. Captain Jason handled everything with class and respect. But damn. #BelowDeck
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Do y’all understand how bad this is?!??.
A woman with a beehive in Decatur, GA, 14 miles from the Biolab fire, reports that her bees are nearly all dead 😞. Full video:
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They’re all resetting to factory Caucasian settings.
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This new animated movie “Leo” on Netflix is set at an elementary school and the way they portray the kindergarteners is the funniest thing I ever seen 😭😭😭😭😭
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This is what I wanna see!.
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All the Kamala smear tweets are like “she was a BADDIE in the 90s!!! You wanna vote for that????”. Yes? 😭.
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Y’all. I kid you not. I went to middle school with this man and he has always been an asshole 😭😭😭😭 he used to be rude af in that damn chair!!.
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Offset was a way more fun cheater. “Y’all won.” was iconic 😂😂😂😂.
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Leaving no blasian unturned.
Chris Brown was spotted with his new girlfriend Gina Huynh on set of his music video 💕
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The fact that it’s actually complicated choreo is hilarious.
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This has me crying real tears omg. She tagged his ass!!!.
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I cannot in a million years imagine my mama talking to me like this.
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Seeing little Black girls absolutely lose their mind over Angel Reese >>>. 🥹🥹🥹
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Please never invite me to anything like this.
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You had three whole hours to get them shoes on!!.
When she took 3 hours getting ready but she tryna rush you to put ya shoes on
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They do not make niggas this fine no more dawg. I’ve looked. They not at brunch. They not at church. They not at the club. They not at Publix. Nowhere.
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You mean to tell me this ain’t Uzi?
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Omg. Kyla Pratt’s daughter was Penny Proud for Halloween. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
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OITNB was such a groundbreaking show, had amazing talent and really kicked off the whole streaming/bing era…. Then they killed Poussey.
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I can’t imagine losing teeth, my edges and going up a foot size for a person who’s gonna call me a bitch in 15 years 😭😭😭.
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People who were born in the 70s and 80s - how was it seeing Michael Jackson’s physical transformation in real time? . I only ever see it discussed in old standup. But like what were people talking about?.
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AI YNs????.
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She don’t be wearing enough PPE.
The end result is amazing but I can't wrap my head around as how someone can live like that
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I want the girls to stop touching their face and teeth 😭😭😭😭.
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She looks nothing like Z but exactly like her at the same time.
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Me when I find my soulmate after years of dealing with assholes
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I know Ms. Rachel called her lawyer immediately 😭😭😭😭.
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The person who invented the baby pacifier must have been AT WIT’S END.
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Channing used to belong to US!.
he was wigger excellence like… he wasn’t acting, that’s the real channing!
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Yes, finally! Let’s get to the dinosaur and alien portion of the apocalypse!.
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These Asian countries have such rich, beautiful histories and cultures. Why they always wanna touch our shit? . Y’all were SAMURAIS!!!.
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Damn y’all gas high.
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The mama is the baby.
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The nigga with 7 kids?????.
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Her glam team does not miss.
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That man said NEED!
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She was soooo excited then remembered she has to lock in 😂😂 then got excited again. Omg my heart.
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This is my favorite kind of ghetto.
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I love movies with four older women getting into shenanigans.
The first trailer for ‘THE FABULOUS FOUR’ starring Bette Midler, Susan Sarandon, Megan Mullally and Sheryl Lee Ralph has been released. In theaters July 26.
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Mindy was like “girl…” LMAOOO.
Drew Barrymore made sure to call her Meghan Sussex after *that* moment during Netflix's "With Love, Meghan" 👀
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I won so bad!!!
A ‘DONKEY’ movie is in the works. Eddie Murphy will return to voice Donkey. (Source:
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I watched this for the first time like “surely they won’t kill this man so soon. The show just started.” . Boy was I wrong.
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I want someone to plug Meek’s brain up to a projector so we can see what’s going on in there.
Where can I buy gold from directly in Africa????.
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I have not laughed this hard and loud in my entire life. Oh my Goddddd. 😭😭😭😭😭.
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Why is one of these niggas born in 1991??? Lmaooo.
Well, looks like The Temptations performed “Silent Night” on ‘Sherri’ today!
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Her lil bitty ass was MOVING tho!.
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People acting like Usher is ruining homes is a testament to the death of R&B 😂. You SUPPOSED to put on a show! Serenade the hoes! . These new niggas just stand there singing their toxic tunes (with autotune) like
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I can’t explain it but she got a loser bitch face.
This girl was at the gym and stopped to record a woman with a BBL. The woman wasn’t doing nothing crazy. Well the woman ended up hitting her up after seeing this video.
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“Horse hair” is such a 90s “I don’t like black women” insult. Michelle’s race confirmed.
Why are you one my page? Don’t you have another horse 2 rob of his hair? Stop trying 2 kill my vibe.
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Nike going stupid with her outfits.
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Where is them people at fr.
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Who is the owner of the Brown plantation 200 years ago and wtf happened over there? This can’t just be coincidence 🥴.
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All four of them being gone is absolutely insane.
one of the funniest scenes in a movie, RIP John Amos man cant believe all four of them passed
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So I knew Bob Marley had 11 kids from 9 women. He had 8 babies on his wife. I was hoping they touched on it in the film cuz I had Google open the whole movie. What I DID NOT know was that his wife Rita had two outside babies on him as well 😭😭😭 . I know that’s mf right.
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I heard his mama is a woman too. Crazy.
Real shit, it is crazy people say Future hates women when his manager is a woman lol (and one of the best managers in the game too).
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This is cute as hell that the girls got an outing and the boys got one 🥺.
Offset with Wave, Kody, and Jordan at the ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ premiere. 😍
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She playing dolls with her birkins and y’all expect me not to Stan?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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“Here come Angela Davis.” YEAH HERE I GO.
I love being the family member you can’t say bigoted shit in front of. THATS RIGHT KEEP IT CUTE.
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Don’t NOBODY hate harder than bitches on “Four Weddings”.
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I see them being loved and supported 💕. Idk what else y’all want them to do 😭 she can’t get un-pregnant.
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This would’ve pissed me off so bad 😭.
Y’all remember when offset did this and Cardi told production they all gettin fired 😭
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