Khloe Kardashian's Kampaign For A Second Term As Mayor Of Boo Boo The Foolville Strengthens With Rumors She And Tristan Thompson Are Expecting Again; World Awaits Apology For Jordyn Woods
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Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency
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MAGAchella: Beyoncé Tether Taylor Swift Used The Unseasoning Stone And A Marching Bland To Gentrify Beychella And Got Banished To The Alabaster Abyss
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Cry Me A River: Conveniently Courageous Justin Timberlake Prudently Proffers 6,935-Day-Late Apology To Janet Jackson And Britney Spears For Shameful Silence And Flagrant F**kboi-ishness
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After a private battle with esophageal cancer, Traci Braxton has passed way at the age of 50. Our deepest prayers are with the Braxton family. Rest In Peace 🕊
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Skinnygirl Cocktail Karen Bethenny Frankel Offers Unwarranted Obnoxious Opinion On Meghan Markle, Apologizes After She’s Dragged To The Wine Cooler Clearance Bin
Plot Twist: Nick Cannon Digs Up Homophobic Tweets From Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman And Chelsea Handler — Are They Cancelled, Too???
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Freudian Slippin': Drunken And Sunken Daniel Caesar Defends YesJulz And Condemns Black People For Being "Too Sensitive", Twitter Kicks Field Goal Through His Gollum-ish Gap Teeth
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Konstantly-Kheated-On Khloe Kardashian Kicks Flagrantly Foul F**kboy Tristan Thompson To The Kurb After He Allegedly Krushed Kylie's BFF Jordyn Woods To Kalabasas Krumbs
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Y'all Are So Dumb: 38% Of Ale-Adoring Americans Are Now Avoiding Corona Beer Because Of Coronavirus
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Prince Harry & Meghan Spill Tea And Crumpets In Gobsmacking Oprah Interview; Reveal Melanin-Deficient Monarchy Raised Concerns About Archie’s Complexion Infecting Their Inbred Alabaster Bloodline
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Caught Her Outside: Something Called A Woah Vicky Alabaster Assaulted Bhad Bhabie During A Mayo-Splattered Melee In A Studio We Hope They're Not Using
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Make Antibodies Great Again? Perpetual Pandemic Denier, Petri-Dish-In Chief, Maskless MAGA Moron, Egregious Epidemiological Equivocator, And Lung-Injecting Liar Donald Trump & Melania Test Positive For COVID-19
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Caucazoid Clownery: Jessica Krug aka Jess La Bombalera aka Bruschetta Scott King aka Becky Shabazz Comes Out As Diaspora Decepticon, Gets Jazzy Jeffed Into The Alabaster Abyss
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Swirlin’ In The Deep Innit? Adele Allegedly Getting Her Mezzo-Soprano Cakes Smashed To Smithereens By Skepta, Twitter Is A Bloody Mess, Bruv
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#ImpeachmentDay
: Donald Trump, Cheeto-In-Chief, Worst Of His Name, Nude Emperor Of Mildewed MAGAs, Dean Of Deplorables, And Kanye West's Favorite Flaccid Fleshlight Has Officially Been Impeached
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Shaun King aka Scammie Lou Paymer aka Barter G. Woodson aka Rob Moses aka Mos Theft Got Exposed (Again) With Receipts (Again) For ALLEGEDLY Stealing Money (Again) And Got Dragged To The GoFundMe In The Sky (Again)
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Thicks Is Us: Winston Duke’s Thickalicoius Thigh Meats Deserve Best Supporting Actor For Looking Like They Will M'BreakYou Into Vibranium Dust And Are Pulverizing Panny Drawls Across The Internet
Countess Vaughn, First Of Her Name, Queen Of CPQ & Freestyle Unity FINALLY Received Her Flowers For YEARS Of Comedic Brilliance 💐✨
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Big Ankh Energy: Erykah Badu & Jill Scott’s Soulfully Moisturized
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Vibe Eased Anxiety, Charged Crystals, Elevated Vibrations, Massaged Scalps, Upgraded Waist Beads, Detangled Hair & Paid A Bill On Yet Another Beautiful Night In Black Music
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A Girl Has No Panny Drawls: Hammer-Slangin' Gendry Winterfell Wallops Arya's Many-Faced Cakes To Smithereens, Whips Up Hilarious Chaos
#DemThrones
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Game! Blouses! Raphael Warnock & Jon Ossoff Give Bad-Faith Bureaucrats BLUE Balls With Nail-Biting, Bigot-Rebuking, Thank-God-For-Black-Ballots Victory Over COVID-Cashing KKKelly Loeffler & Pandemic-Profiteering David Perdue
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There is a Black woman in the White House.
A Black woman who attended Howard University.
A Black woman who is a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated.
Avengers, Assemble! Jackie Aina, Alissa Ashley & Makeup Shayla Go IN On MAGA Makeup Youtuber Esther Ensing For Blackfishing & Trump A$$-Kissing Because Her Becky Brand Deals Dried Up
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Pipe's Out: Chris Evans Gingerly Addresses His Girthy Instagram Gaffe On The Tamron Hall Show, Thanks WAP-y Fans For Supporting The Veiny Valor Of His Winter Soldier
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Here are the faces of the men who are responsible for murdering George Floyd. A pox on their houses.
This is good but justice has not been served! Keep pushing! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
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Bang Bros: Slizzard Strong Safety Earl Thomas And Schlong-Slangin' Sibling Seth Caught In The Same Bed Smashing 2 Womens' Defensive Backs To Smithereens By Nina-Packin' Wife Nina On Snapchat
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Dust & Blood: Elizabeth Warren Cooks Potential Presidency Purchaser Mike Bloomberg Like A Sexually Harassing S’More At Democratic Debate [Video]
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