Shocktober is a miniseries on the $5 and up level of https://t.co/3UbBua8HPC but what is $5 if you can always find a satanist with $48,000,000 to offer you $2,000,000 to renounce Jesus?

No way it's @MurderBryan

On the other hand, Barack Obama presided over the largest prison population in the world, but luckily the prisons were privatized so a few people made a bunch of money from it #DemocratsHelpPeople

bankers tanked the economy and millions of people lost their homes and not a single banker went to prison #DemocratsHelpPeople

Also, I’m extremely not a fan of Loveline episodes with David Alan Grier

I cover offensive radio and I’ve never heard anything like it

Loveline is a hard show to pull audio from because it’s the most offensive show I’ve ever covered

After looking in to the social media metrics for the local hard rock station I believe I am owed a morning zoo

What even is this? How are these songs “Beer and Wings” songs?

That famous music genre “Beer and Wings”

I found the greatest pants but since people bought all of the yellow Gatorade zero sugar and caramellos when I specifically told them to cut it out I will not be telling you about them. That’s your punishment

A cool as fuck monster

Can you feel the magic from licensed character central? I sure can

Got my very cool Death Traitors shirt

Jeff is owned

Just like last year when I was prepping Shocktober, I want to do a week of morning radio so bad because I want to get yelled at by callers and ruin their drive to work

Rock 👏 Me 👏 Roll 👏 Me 👏 Jackyl 👏 Me 👏 off 👏

A guy got fired for just destroying a customer’s toilet so we had to have an all hands on deck meeting and when they said “do you have any questions” and believe it or not, a lot of guys had questions

One of the best parts of the training for being a cable guy was when they had to tell you not to take a shit in a customer’s house because they were like “if you have to do a number 2 tell the customer you have to run back for supplies and do it at McDonald’s”

I woulda done anything for them to sign another few contracts and still be stuck in smaller and smaller Sirius studios together and miserable

2013/2014 Opie and Anthony owns because Anthony and Jim had had enough and were openly saying “see!?!” Or “yuck” under their breath when Opie talked or used the soundboard. They just really hated his guts