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Emmy nominated tv writer. stand up comedian. reality tv obsessed. playoffs only NBA fan. extremely annoying. šŸ‡³šŸ‡¬

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Joined May 2010
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
6 months
Our show, Everybody Still Hates Chris, will finally be on streaming! Paramount Plus May 7
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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Wowser.
@gregcote
gregcote
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NEW!: It's official. Beloved member of @LeBatardShow is leaving.
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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Wendy has the whiniest fans. Shes not being targeted and we’re entitled to laugh at her self inflicted downfall. If it was any of the others, you’d be having a field day. We should search your twitter histories for how cruel your comments were when Robyn got cheated on #RHOP
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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I walked into the corner store and a man thinking I couldn’t hear him over my air pods max muttered, ā€œwhy do y’all females be shaving y’all heads like that? Nobody likes that.ā€ So I guess I’ll have to tell my mom I won’t be bringing home a baby this year either. šŸ‘©šŸ½ā€šŸ¦²
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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A crazy man was aggressively sexually harassing me on the bus and after diffusing the situation, a man who wasn’t hitting on me at all told me where to get a switchblade in my neighborhood. Who said NY isn’t neighborly?
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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Y’all are think piecing Marc Lamont Hill and Flip to death. Marc isn’t too good for the platform or else he wouldnt be there. He hosted Basketball Wives reunions. He’s a bird who went to school longer than other birds. Still a bird. And, well, sometimes bird niggas fight. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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The first time I heard D’Angelo was on Method Man’s Breakups 2 Makeups. That wasn’t even 30 years ago. My god. So sad.
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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Wendy is not getting treated any differently than the white women that have pulled these same stunts and schemes I REALLY hate to break it to yall!
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
Between him and Mel Gibson which one was too MAGA racist to put up with?
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Jim Caveizal will no longer return as Jesus in ā€˜THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequels. They are currently looking for someone to fill the role. (Source: https://t.co/sUFrf2g3t4)
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
Bia’s album is not bad at all
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
Lol please don’t. We don’t need her.
@BravoBoyfriends
Bravo Boyfriends
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Bravo write up a contract for Candiace IMMEDIATELY!!!!! #RHOP
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@raesanni
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I would never have guessed Wendy would do a crime like this but somehow unraveling that her entire life is a lie is no surprise to me. #RHOP
@theekidda2
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@raesanni Idk she just always gave me that she wasn’t authentic to herself and even when she would brag about the degrees it’s never what she wanted. Like idk how to describe her but she never gave real but I could have never guessed insurance fraud ho
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
I will say I didn’t expect this from Eddie. He seems very sweet. But if you’re with someone as long as he’s been with Wendy, you gotta have something in common. #RHOP
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
This is such a bad move. Unless you’re playing to MAGA? But maga isn’t popular in Hollywood. He won’t get work in the future when you play it like this.
@TMZ
TMZ
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😳 'Matlock' star David Del Rio's wife slams the alleged sexual assault victim. https://t.co/BE9doPkuKZ
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
No I don’t. This cast usually backs off when things get legal. There will be jokes in the confessional, maybe an attempt to get info but I don’t think they’ll kick her when she’s down #RHOP
@gracecaron
Grace Caron
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@raesanni You don't think Gizelle or Ashley will go hard?
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
My life is amazing. I get to work my dream job and live within my means doing so. I’m blessed to like myself enough to not go millions in debt and commit 450K in insurance fraud just to impress Twitter. #RHOP
@nuboiflexxx
Arnez Storm
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@raesanni Chile, doing too much! This is only drives sales since Eddie is a legal ā€œdrug dealerā€. Porsha has 7+m followers after her run ins with the law! Yall just like to be harsh on ppl when your own lives are shitty šŸ‘€
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
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Some of y’all are still buying it. She’s not elitist she’s phony. 450K in insurance fraud while pathetically returning bags while pretending to be a tenured Professor who ā€œquit.ā€ If you say so #RHOP
@Malioliseh
The Himbofication of Mali is underway
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Eh she's elitist & classist in a very educated Nigerian way. Against some of the other women on that show, she was by far the lesser evil. By far. I don't care about that brand of pretentious if you're not a mentor/preacher. Her shortcomings really only affect...her alone. #rhop
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@raesanni
hotpot dasani
8 days
Karen is gonna be so classy about it too. She’ll play it cool and only take jabs when necessary. It won’t be the Wendy takedown season some folks are anticipating. The only person I see going hard will be Stacey and even then she’ll be classy about it. #RHOP
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@raesanni
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8 days
You seem to need this so you can have it. Wendy is an authentic scammer and I’m just a jealous colorist. Lmao
@afrosorbit
sister nigga noise!
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oh you just hate wendy! girl i think the colorist shoe still fits
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@Rhorennn_
Ren
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This professor doesn’t just set the bar she’s behind it!! #RHOP
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@raesanni
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Literally was just talking to Kara Berry at lunch last week about how Wendy has a very specific Nigerian insecure ostentatious phoniness and that it was driving me crazy that no one else sees it. 🤣🤣🤣 Now do y’all believe me?
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