Alex McDaniel
@AlexMcDaniel
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writer, editor, naysayer. the south is home.
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made two donations in honor of the 2017 and 2019 egg bowls, both historic victories regardless of who “scored more points” or whatever
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Justin used a Britney lookalike in a music video, crudely discussed their sex life in interviews, laughed when asked about Britney’s virginity in 2006, and wrote about the pain from the breakup in his 2018 book. He had no problem bringing up the past when it benefitted him.
Justin Timberlake is "focusing on his own family and trying not to concern himself" with Britney Spears's memoir revelations.
A source tells ET, "Justin and Jessica just want everyone to grow and evolve instead of continuing to bring up the past."
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time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
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name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
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annual reminder that if you call yourself progressive and/or liberal and think southerners deserve terrible things because they live in red states, you lack basic empathy and critical thinking skills and should be embarrassed
alt: bless your heart
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one thing about swifties is they only need 48-72 hours of research and they’ll know more about football than most of the dudes who are mad they exist
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the governor of texas being duped by the dunning-kruger times is too on the nose for my taste, please pay the writers
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bet these guys love a lake beach
One of these guys was a finalist for sexiest man alive and the other is dating Taylor Swift.
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spend less time being mad about a guy who’s paid to piss people off and more time watching SVP and ryan clark’s masterclass in empathy, compassion and responsible reporting
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OH LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TURNED YOUR ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND INTO A TED LASSO ISLAND
(the last one is obvs keeley)
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my son’s school banned tag after a few kids played too hard and got hurt
so he and his friends decided the best way to get it reinstated is to create a google presentation for the principal
buckle up
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connor stalions will stop at nothing
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and britney’s a stronger woman than i am because there’s no way in hell i’d let a dude from millington get away with any of that
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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the first place i’d look is the british museum
British Museum asks public and experts to help recover stolen artefacts
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make sure hugh has an escort to his car tonight, things could get out of hand
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guess they’re still mad about ole miss losing to the united states in 1962
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if tiger spent three months a year bleeding and coping with period pain, they'd make a whole-ass documentary about how champions overcome insurmountable obstacles
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i wrote about being tired
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we need to talk about how young colin firth was just fancy joe burrow
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want to personally apologize to
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for assuming this was just a VERY FUNNY birmingham suburb joke when actually it was breaking news
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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i need the youths to understand this used to be one of the most meh stadium experiences in college football despite having one of the most chaotic tailgating scenes
then someone said “what if we took the energy of all-day chandelier drankin’ and made it our entire brand”
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chick-fil-a has never been the lord’s chicken and the lord would back me up on this but he’s at popeyes getting an entirely different meal than he ordered and praising himself for it
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my dad’s funeral was the day before the 2014 LSU game and my mom’s is the day before the egg bowl
we are not a family; we are a brand
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the confederate flag objectively is a symbol of an anti-american nation, hence why they made their own flags
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when she said she’d rather die than watch another egg bowl, she MEANT IT
@AlexMcDaniel
we are so sorry about your news, Alex. We send our thoughts and sincerest prayers to you and your family on the loss of your mother. You were close and she will be genuinely missed. Be well.
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10yo: why do you cry when you watch bluey
me: because being a parent is a constant emotional rollercoaster and this show captures that so beautifully
10yo: bruh it’s dogs
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taylor’s got every thirty-something woman in america trying to figure out why they stopped drinking vodka-cran
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it’s actually really easy and fun to root for adults who get paid for the work they do
Manchin says the quiet part out loud: “It’s hard to root for the kids when they’re multi millionaires as freshmen and sophomores.”
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a celebrity is having fun at a football game and i, for one, am outraged
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dolly doing halftime in a cowboys cheerleader uniform is the greatest tribute to my mother i could ever imagine
hotty toddy, go cowboys, paula mcdaniel forever
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@clhubes
years ago, when my son was two, we picked up my aunt from the airport. she climbs in the backseat next to him and immediately whips out her phone to show him her new kitten
her: do you see it? that’s my baby!
my son: that’s not a baby; that’s a cat
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ready to close out the worst week of my life with a few hours of peace and positivity
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i’m fascinated by how the lasso fan base is divided into those who think it’s obvious ted and rebecca will end up together and those (like me) who think there’s absolutely no way that’s happening (nor should it)
it’s like we’re watching two different shows
is…is this sports
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my tv’s bigger, my beer is whiskey and i am just MISERABLE
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the community note, I can’t breathe
This photo from the Eclipse is funnier when you realize that the pyramid is a Bass Pro Shop 🎣
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LET’S RUN IT BACK ONE MORE TIME
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
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long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
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they let her dress how she wanted for four years and decided to change their minds for a ceremony where no one will see what’s under her gown anyway
the cruelty is the point
BREAKING: Late last night, a judge ruled that Harrison County Schools can bar our client, a trans girl, from attending her high school graduation unless she wears boy’s clothes - socks, dress shoes, pants, a button down shirt and tie.
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spoke to a journalism class at alabama and a student asked what’s the best ole miss win i’ve ever seen in person
i felt weird saying the alabama win in 2014 but got humbled REAL fast when someone said “i was 10 years old”
roll tide you monsters
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lots of talented people involved with ESPN’s college football programming, but what’s happening on gameday after years of celebrating fan culture has made me stop watching
there are enough insufferable assholes in this business
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SOMEONE TELL THE OLE MISS BAND TO PLAY NECK, I HAVE AN IDEA
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happy international women’s day
Sources: Former Texas coach Chris Beard has emerged as the top candidate for the Ole Miss basketball job. The sides have spoken and Ole Miss in in the process of doing due diligence on Beard. W/
@jeffborzello
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i knew in my bones this story would become even more mississippi than it already was
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please don’t be a joke
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matched with an arkansas fan on bumble
should our first date be a forced rewatch of the 2015 game so he can go ahead and see me at my worst or should i maintain a little mystery
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egg bowl twitter deserved this win
I have concerns about the structural engineering curriculum at Mississippi State now
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UPDATE: my son said they emailed the presentation to the principal approximately 30 seconds before school let out for the weekend lolololol
also they removed that whole thing about property damage
so now we wait
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no i do not have a meme-designer side hustle
but if i did
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i am completely shattered
that said, i can’t say enough about her team at
@MDAndersonNews
because they gave her two years she wasn’t supposed to have with us and i wouldn’t trade them for anything in the world
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it’s my last day at
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as someone who attended the university of mississippi i could teach a master class on how to ignore the people in power and praise the people who actually get things done
How do I root for LSU without rooting for Kim? I would like to know how. Bc I would like to do that.
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alabama still found a way to play in january
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can confirm everyone I’ve ever known is staying at hilton atlanta
they’re gonna run out of maker’s in seven minutes
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it’s 7:37 a.m. and we got a guy doing a double shot of tequila at the wolfgang puck bar, welcome to ronald reagan washington national airport
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i don’t think enough is being said about the fact that we all need elvis’ cousin to win this mississippi governor’s race
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three things happened in august 2020 that changed the course of my life:
- i lost a job i loved
- ted lasso premiered
- my kid showed me how to customize things on animal crossing
ANYWAY SOMETIMES THINGS WORK OUT
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jason and brendan brought up my island during our interviews this week and Y’ALL CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN, BYE
OH LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TURNED YOUR ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND INTO A TED LASSO ISLAND
(the last one is obvs keeley)
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can confirm
@CITYGROCERYOXMS
took requests for the first time ever and it’s all Bob Seger and I love this
RIP PAULA
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give her the chancellor’s office, it’s hers
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if the men find out we’ve been carrying the publishing industry on our backs, they’re going to tell the church
one thing I didn't understand until recently is a large number of women who are into "books" and "reading" are just into porn. they are talking about porn
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who’s making the ole miss antifa gameday stickers this year, FINE I’LL DO IT
@edsbs
@ShutdownFullcas
You guys missed a whole new angle to this story
@HollyAnderson
@celebrityhottub
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all they have to do is say “we know and we don’t care because we want to win.”
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*arrives at school to pick up 9yo*
random teacher: i hope your son becomes a comedian one day and makes you a lot of money
me: who’s that
9yo: never seen that woman in my life
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if you’re in a briarcrest-ole miss group text, charge your phone
it’s 2017 all over again, baby
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week 6 of waking up before dawn for youth soccer in northern virginia and i’m on team snack duty
apparently i didn’t buy the right oranges
sources close to me say “at least you tried, mom” and “i told you NOT to get the red gatorade, are you serious”
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(doing duolingo on the plane)
10yo: are those real people
me: yeah
10yo (with his whole chest): EVEN JONNY SINS????
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pulitzer week is so motivating
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really impressed with this recruiting strategy
We also had the privilege of having
@AlexMcDaniel
with us, and Jack as an honorary drumline member ❤️🩵
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MISSISSIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
The surprise marching band featured in Usher's Super Bowl halftime show was Jackson State's "Sonic Boom of the South" 🎺
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highly recommend dating someone who doesn’t have a favorite college football team
they will make you feel like an absolute insane person by comparison, but i still recommend it
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@celebrityhottub
asked my son to answer this and he said “that morning the coffee machine broke and you woke me up to go buy coffee at McDonald’s”
“it was still dark outside”
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incredible strategy here
A "relatively rare" sighting was discovered this week: A massive stingray nearly the length of Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end and Taylor Swift's rumored beau.
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ryan hired me. changed my whole life. changed my kid’s life. said my resume looked nicer than his entire outfit. offered me oatmeal during the job interview. for more anecdotes about ryan nanni, listen to our hot rod podcast, HOT POD, launching whenever he finally gives in
Yup, got laid off today. Gonna miss working with all the talented folks at
@secretbase
but I know they'll keep kicking ass.
Not sure what's next! But if you wanna chat about something, email me at ryan.nanni
@gmail
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flight is delayed until 11 so if you’re at the memphis airport and see a gal throwing back screwdrivers and discussing bowl game scenarios with no one in particular, mind your business but also say hi
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my son congratulated my mom on being a mother for 40 years knowing damn good and well i’m only 36
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the man
what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve pretended to like for a man
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how i long for the traditionally masculine color schemes of yesteryear
“This is the boys section? Wow.”
They are pushing this agenda on our children. Wake up.
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letting my son stay up to watch
@OleMissWBB
and he’s acting like we’re out of control
him: should we drink coffee
me: what no
him: i won’t tell a soul
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DK does not get enough credit for this and i don’t get enough laughs when i say “piss on ‘em DK” so I’m glad we’re finally discussing the important issues
and six years ago today, dk metcalf set this whole thing in motion
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