IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME
@solomonmissouri
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https://t.co/CPcukNwbSe leader faith community, Beautiful Mess, problem, $smissouri
Joined February 2009
not the 34 felonies. 2 impeachments. 1 judgement of sexual assault . or insurrection.
Brittany Mahomes questioning her support of Donald Trump after his blistering take down of Taylor Swift left her 'shaken to the core'
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Take a few years off and be a child.
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You living in a movie where the villains actually win.
I need a movie where the v¡llain actually won.
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“Your order has shipped”. You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???.
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I know ab day is insane at the beluga gym.
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Got what he paid for
Apple loses $250bn in market value from Trump tariff hit
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ion mean no harm. but what have i been eating in the can????.
Tuna meat is known for its deep red color, which is due to the high concentration of myoglobin, a protein that effectively stores oxygen in muscle tissues.
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Do you know how bad your show has to be for hbo to say “that’s enough”????.
HBO's THE IDOL will come to an end after just 5 episodes
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Black??????.
Wait a minute!!!!!????????. Al Bundy has been married with children to a Black woman this whole time?!?!?
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We don’t have anything cool in America… just guns and racism.
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Them townsfolk would have put sis in a pack in the 1600’s.
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Good job everyone! The original ones looked like they sucked 😭.
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This is fantastic branding.
Angel Reese has officially signed a sponsorship deal with Reese's. Her first "Reese's Pieces" apparel collection launches today.
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I wanna talk about how soft skills are so important and how they are the lubricant for human interactions.
I’m so sorry but this has me weak because i know for a fact I’m this girl 🤣
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4 white people in my kitchen????.
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You left your queen. We not helping you.
I met her at @MossrganStateU homecoming saturday. We kicked it and talk and before I asked for her # a gunshot went off and everyone scattered 😩 Twitter can y’all do y’all thing!!??? #Blacktwitter #twitter
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I know that’s right… you had to fight for that cancer!!!!.
How cigarettes were once packaged in France in 1930.
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If a dope fiend can become secretary of health and human services … apply for that job today!!!!.
RFK Jr.: "I was at the bottom of my class. I started doing heroin and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly, I could sit still and I could read."
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Are the clothes folded???.
Told my niece to fold the clothes in the dryer and came back to this🤦🏽♂️😭
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I don’t know if you saw… but the pope said you a bad Catholic.
Happy Easter!.
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"women don't stay like they used to". Your granny wanted to leave as well.
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They was hunching in the zombie world… no deodorant! I know it smell crazy in there!!!.
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This is scary.
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4 years ago. i stayed up for 3 days watching election results. Tomorrow i want this wrapped up by 8:30pm eastern standard time.
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I thought the Olympics were hard… This Is the super hard Olympics!!!!.
Paralympics started today, a great showcase of absolute mismatches in some events 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I want somebody to see the same possibilities in me that ocean spray saw in cranberries.
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I don’t care if she slept with Santa THEE Claus… her sexual decisions do not merit harm.
Lawyer says Megan Thee Stallion slept with Tory Lanez, Ben Simmons, & DaBaby 😳
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Here’s the thing.
Okay yes a second Trump presidency is terrifying but based on these Trump picks, I think there's a decent chance that stupidity gets in the way of the fascism. I think that's our hope: crippling idiocy.
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There is nothing like the performance of a former Disney Child actor. born in the fires of public discomfort and poor food relationships.
ariana making it to the hottest wing & not giving af while he suffers is taking me out😭😭😭
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Bud . .
Dell Curry & Sonya Curry To Divorce After 30+ Years Of Marriage
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That’s right baby sound it out.
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Elephants got them checking in.
Elephants in Thailand have learned to exploit their right of way and stop passing sugar cane trucks to grab a quick snack
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I'm 38 years into eating chicken. It hits every time.
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Thomas Stanley Holland!!!!!!!!!!! i see you nephew!.
Zendaya arriving at the Louis Vuitton SS24 show in Paris, video by Nisha Maria Johny! 😍
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This is a wild way to say you going to prison for a while.
I will not be running for reelection due to a recent, exciting change to my personal life, and I look forward to spending more time with my family.
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"but the gun jammed" . .
A church service in Pennsylvania was interrupted by a man who pulled out a gun and attempted to shoot the pastor, but the gun jammed .
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Y'all don't understand how wild America used to be. we used to send Children to a lady house to keep them all day. her only qualification was most of them came back alive.
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It’s acknowledging price gouging.
Target is cutting prices on up to 5,000 items amidst inflation to lure back customers. McDonald’s just announced the same thing last week.
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Mans said he not coming up off that woman!!!.
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Forget the heels…. Look at the lateral movement!!!!! The panthers need her!!!!.
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Losing your wife in the aspercreme years of your life is a different kind of pain.
"I'm Trying To Get My Wife Back". Judge Mathis says, It's the worst day of my life, when asked about his wife divorcing him after 39 years of marriage.
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Lord please send America affordable healthcare 🤲🏿.
Yall i done made me a medicine hookah🙂↕️and let’s just say i feel better already nose unstuffed and i can breathe better now thank me later 🫶🏽
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Target better say sorry before the Blacks™️ discover JC Penny still open.
Target suffers an eighth week of foot traffic decline after scaling back DEI initiatives.
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Do you have a previously established relationship with these people?????.
So I order a wings and catfish plate at this art fair in Indy right, Butter Art Fair. Look at what these folks handed me
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“They are not who I thought they were”.
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One thing about Doug… he don’t play about Kamala.
🚨 BREAKING: @DouglasEmhoff reportedly confronted Bruce Fischer, the husband of Senator Deb Fischer, during the inauguration. Emhoff pointedly asked Fischer, “Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?”. This came after Fischer had declined to
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I hate to say it but… the Duchess of Sussex might be a lil stacked up.
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Sis dog walked him on this track.
he really is somebody that we used to know.
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Also framing… sexlessness in men under 30 as an emergency… When women have lost access to abortion care… is pathetic.
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if you don't want your wife to have sex with other people. you should also not have sex with other people. .
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Bubba he not coming up off that woman!!!!.
Tom Holland shares new photo of Zendaya in honor of her birthday: . “My birthday girl 😍”
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They died….
Cracker Barrel CEO says chain is “just not as relevant as we once were” amid struggles
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Wait till this hit the Black community 🤲🏿.
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Wait…. I’ve seen this before🤔.
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White people’s relationship with raisins is unhealthy.
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Rappers across America waking up to the reality that parental negligence can be used against them in a rap battle
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The problem with y’all calling Joe Rogan intellectually curious… the man is nearing the 6th decade of life with curiosities that should’ve been quelled by a library card.
Ana Kasparian describes Darryl Cooper's podcasts "very nuanced" and calls Joe Rogan "an intellectually curious person" and that she re-evaluated her past beliefs on Rogan.
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Bud they are literally obsessed with you… What a flex 😍🥹🥹🥹.
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She’s the homie…. Do you have sex with the homie????.
A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company. While I have se× with someone else.".
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LOOK AT EVERYTHING THAT CAME WITH IT!!!!.
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Do you work???? Cause y’all was outside together.
Does anyone work anymore?. Went on a walk Monday at 11:00 am and there were young people everywhere. Working age people. Between all these 'creator' types, remote work, quiet quitting, etc. I honestly wonder how many people even work anymore. Is your city like that?.
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If you drink bud light mixed with everclear i know you steal old people medications.
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I’m gonna stop you right here… what he suggesting here is not a commentary on feminism autonomy or agency… but the withered state of masculinity that is so fragile that it begs women to be less so that men can feel empowered.
Not a word Harrison Butker says here should be remotely controversial. He’s 100% correct. Those trying to convince women that being assistant VP of lending & intentionally childless at age 40 is more fulfilling than making a family and home are evil.
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21???? You look like everything you been through.
So because the Democrats are running a “black” woman for President, they expect me to vote for her just because I’m a black man? . NEWSFLASH: I’ve been black all 21 years of my life. I have never been a dumbass.
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This might actually be the worst generation of men on record.
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"Knuck if you buck" for toddlers.
What is baby shark?.
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Pink is a color… if a color can emasculate you… your masculinity is not worth very much.
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Time out… where’s the dogs?????.
Watch these vets in Australia work to remove two dog harnesses out of a python's stomach 🤯
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Possibly the greatest failure of black masculinity is failing to differentiate sexuality from sexual assault.
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11 years ago. He was right. 11 years later. Still right.
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"No call, No show" after three days is an abandoned position.
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If your religious organization has the money to purchase a Super Bowl ad… when people can’t afford rent or groceries. He might get us…. But you don’t get him.
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This moment in American life is crystallized in these words “It’s not just for black people”
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only one party is doing this. ask yourself why.
Burning ballots were pulled from inside a smoking ballot box in Vancouver, Washington, this morning, hours after police responded to an arson at a Portland ballot box.
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There is no way people would continue to seek internship at this hospital.
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The importance of air guitar in white communities.
There is so much going on in this video … I don’t know who to focus on 😂😂😂 hilarious
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This man is 53 years old.
Lala: So you and Yung Miami are official?. Diddy: -sweating profusely- I don’t know what you’re asking #MetGala .
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Black people listening to Gospel music is like when white people listen to "eye of the tiger".
Cam is gonna make the panthers regret releasing him. Can’t wait .
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Satan know he stay busy. This is definitely medicine!
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"How does a Jamaican Man meet a Indian Woman. " . Please act like grad school exists. .
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Take your best eater to Africa and get out the game.
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the thing about people who can actually rap. if you can rap. you never stop being able to rap. .
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I’m sorry but joining a gang in your mid 30’s is embarrassing.
Fruit Town OG Big Wack Confirms Chris Brown is an Official Piru : “He Done Came Out Here and Caught Fades”.
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Bud…. You finna meet new bears… none of them will be polar.
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Just because you survived it… doesn’t mean someone else should be forced to endure it.
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“She brings nothing to the table”. She brings the vibe… the vibe is the table.
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Just so we are clear
Protecting kids from explicit sexual content = “anti-LGBTQ”. Noted.
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Let me tell you something. the one person you dont wanna be is the old man in the club.
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y'all gotta be patient with me. I'm still getting used to black people dropping their dogs off at the doggie daycare.
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I'm not trying to scare you. I'm trying to prepare you. These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos. .
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I'm telling y'all. when you at the table and you winning. CASH OUT!.
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You don't have the cholesterol to be out here.
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