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@CycleOrpington

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Cycling round and about the town of Orpington.

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@CycleOrpington
Orpington Cyclist
2 years
Dear Twitter, I hope to be a source of information about what it's like to cycle around Orpington and beyond. Kind regards, the Orpington Cyclist.
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@CycleOrpington
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When we had our third child we bought a Komatsu 930E. It's very safe and bigger than both a tank and a F750. My children are very safe. Pedestrians can be wiped off the wheels fairly easily.
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When we had our third child I bought an F750. It’s very safe and built like a tank. We always had crossovers and large SUVs which have no chance against giant trucks. The lives of my children are too important to risk to another driver.
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@CycleOrpington
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Well done Sadiq Khan! A total vindication of your policies on ULEZ, LTNs, free school meals, 20mph zones, and cycling and active travel. And a total rejection of the racist, polluting, dishonest and scare-mongering facebook tactics of Susan Hall and the Tories. Well done Sadiq!!
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@CycleOrpington
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5 months
Why drive on the road when there's a perfectly good grass verge to fuck up?
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@CycleOrpington
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4 months
Finally, Jackie Weaver gets the tube map recognition she deserves.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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London Overground: New names for its six lines revealed
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@CycleOrpington
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Interesting. Can we also remove roads from car SatNavs where people have been killed by drivers?
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Iain Duncan Smith - Chingford & Woodford Green
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Royal Parks call for cycling apps to remove Regent’s Park route after death of elderly woman in 29mph crash @LBC
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@CycleOrpington
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How come there is so much money spent on road resurfacing, but nothing ever spent on our crappy, bumpy cycle paths @LBofBromley
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@CycleOrpington
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Rishi Sunak lives in a LTN
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8 months
@Councillorsuzie @RishiSunak @TheSun And will you take responsibility for any road deaths due to 30mph collisions on roads that you remove the 20mph limits from?
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@CycleOrpington
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@cyclingvia The same people who tell you to use a cycle path when you're on the road 🤦‍♂️
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@CycleOrpington
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3 months
Where can I report an illegally parked tractor, destroying a grass verge?
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@CycleOrpington
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4 months
@adamtranter Of all the people I know who I consider to have a "good character", I don't think any of them drive at 98mph. Not even on a motorway, let alone a residential road.
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@CycleOrpington
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2 months
Fuck
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@CycleOrpington
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Well done Gammons, it only took you the best part of a decade but you got there in the end. Great job
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@CycleOrpington
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@GarethBaconMP You literally campaigned against ULEZ, and for putting dirty air in children's lungs. Not very green, eh?
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@CycleOrpington
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@DAVID_LAWES Yes, you can't see that bright flashing light at all can you? @Specsavers - one for you!! 🤣🤣
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@CycleOrpington
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@roadcc This is bollocks, there is no point in additional cycling proficiency if it isn't matched by safer routes for children to cycle on.
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@CycleOrpington
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@EnemyCoastAhead @LBRUT @metpoliceuk @roadcc @KingstonCycling I was hit by a driver turning right some years ago (before I had a camera so no footage). In my case there was nothing obscuring their view at all, they just turned, and then fled the scene after. Since then I'm super-wary of cars turning right. But drivers fault ultimately!
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@CycleOrpington
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Every driver who uses a phone behind the wheel should reflect on what message this gives to children who will be driving in the years to come. How many phone drivers did Molly see, how normalised was it to her?
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@CycleOrpington
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Rishi Sunak to announce a £8bn investment in a new national cycle network to combat the "War on Cyclists" 🇬🇧🚴
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@Fishingmagic1 Public transport is fantastic in London. Usually very easy to get to work.
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@CycleOrpington
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5 months
@SurreyRS I don't doubt the offense, but in future please trim your videos to show the actual offence. If I was to submit a similar video of a driver to the met, it would be rejected. Also I do encourage all cyclists to obey red lights unless it is to avoid a clear danger.
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@CycleOrpington
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Good fucking riddance
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@d_gilly6 @EamonRyan @cllr_ginokenny You have half the road available to overtake, just wait for a gap?
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@CycleOrpington
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Mr Benn convention blocking the cycle path in Hyde Park today 😀
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@CycleOrpington
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7 months
@pedalmania1 @theJeremyVine @AndyCoxDCS Please report the white van, that's appalling driving and that driver should be off the road.
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@CycleOrpington
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@D675 @Chris_Boardman The car driver is on the wrong side of the road. The cyclist is not.
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@CycleOrpington
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@MPIainDS How many lives will this save compared to equal effort putting forward an amendment to make speed limiters mandatory in new cars?
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@CycleOrpington
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@Patricia344130 Not hiding your racism very well
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@CycleOrpington
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@CitizenUddin @metpoliceuk Perhaps they assumed the sun was low in the sky and dazzled the driver who then didn't notice the pavement, so it's all fine?
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@CycleOrpington
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@kelvmackenzie Higher than average?
@CycleOrpington
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1 month
Well done Sadiq Khan! A total vindication of your policies on ULEZ, LTNs, free school meals, 20mph zones, and cycling and active travel. And a total rejection of the racist, polluting, dishonest and scare-mongering facebook tactics of Susan Hall and the Tories. Well done Sadiq!!
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@gazza_d It's almost as if promoting car use will create more traffic.
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@CycleOrpington
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5 months
You have not spoken on this yet - @GarethBaconMP this is the time you need to speak out. You have sided with the anti-ULEZ criminals for too long. Look what you have done!! 😡
@CroydonCyclists
Croydon Cycling Campaign
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First they started with criminal damage. Then they move to terrorism with an explosive device. Now the anti-ULEZ mob have put a 6-year-old girl and an adult in hospital.
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@CycleOrpington
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@DawnWestgate By this logic you would prefer Gary Lineker as PM as he has 9 million followers? 🤷��♂️
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@MaryPri81540130 @mark_gb @CyclingInASkirt Did you not realise that bicycles do not run on petrol? Pedestrians don't pay tax on walking either.
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@CycleOrpington
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5 months
Why is it that the anti-cyclist brigade tend to be so prone to violent thought?
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@peterwalker99 I wonder what's next - health policies based on WEF conspiracies? Defence policy based decided by flat earthers? 🤔
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@CycleOrpington
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Now it has finally happened. @GarethBaconMP you have sided with the anti-ULEZ criminals for too long. I have never seen any children at your protests, who you are hell-bent on breathing dirty air. And now one of them is in hospital. Shame on you!! 🤬
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@CycleOrpington
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@APPGCW Why are we allowing them to ever drive again? Also was it a self driving Mini?
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@APPGCW So we now give suspended sentences for attempted murder? Judge should be sacked.
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@CycleOrpington
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2 months
So you need to be at McDonalds at 8am tomorrow for work, OK?
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg "Southern Ireland".. have you applied for a refund from @Eton_College ?
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@CycleOrpington
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@tvprp The lenient sentence is indeed distressing. Why not give a longer jail sentence? Pathetic
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@roadcc Almost dropped my tea, then realised this is not the UK.
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@CycleOrpington
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To all fellow cyclists running cameras - a huge thank you, there is still so much to do, so many more drivers to report, but we will not stop until the roads are safe 🫡
@RossLydall
Ross Lydall
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1,859 cyclists and 1,327 pedestrians were injured by hit-and-run drivers in London in 2021
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@CycleOrpington
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@theJeremyVine @DaddyGardener80 Look what avocados and netflix has done to house prices!
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@CycleOrpington
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@Mark_J_Harper @Councillorsuzie @MPIainDS Please can we have sensible penalties in place for drivers as well.. who kill and injure several orders of magnitude more people than cyclists.
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@CycleOrpington
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5 months
Don't worry, non-Tesla owners. You can park like a twat as well 👍
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@CycleOrpington
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8 months
@GBNEWS Get in the bin Susan. Any of the seven will do 🗑️
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@CycleOrpington
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7 months
@APPGCW Everyone who feels safe enough to cycle has already bought a bicycle. We need to make cycling feel safer to get everyone else to buy a bike.
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@CycleOrpington
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@StopTheULex Sorry, we are one London. Total vindication for Sadiq and ULEZ.
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@CycleOrpington
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6 months
@cyclegaz It might be a "should" to stop for a pedestrian waiting to cross, but isn't it a "must" to not overtake a vehicle that has already stopped for a pedestrian?
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@CycleOrpington
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@venusianbbe The war on motorists is really heating up, isn't it. All those innocent drivers..
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@CycleOrpington
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@APPGCW WTAF? How is this person safe to have on the road, ever again? Also pleaded guilty of planning to steal cars!
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@CycleOrpington
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@Grrysang @LBofBromley You might not believe this, you may want to sit down first. Cyclists pay tax too!
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@CycleOrpington
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@willnorman @thamesclippers How much will it cost? Why can't we have a nice walking/cycling river crossing like a modern city should have?
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@CycleOrpington
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@Tony_Devenish @SadiqKhan Don't threaten me with a good time!
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@CycleOrpington
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8 months
@ScottBentonMP Other replies have already provided the evidence you requested. Or you could ask a child which of the following they would prefer.
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@CycleOrpington
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@Mark_J_Harper @Councillorsuzie Great idea, that plan won you London Mayor didn't it?
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@CycleOrpington
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7 months
@NorfolkPolice The driver doesn't have their lights turned on in either of the pictures.
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@CycleOrpington
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7 months
Is there ever any parking enforcement at Orpington Station? It is like this every day!! @Se_Railway @LBofBromley @YPLAC
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@CycleOrpington
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@ADAMLFC92 Please refer to the evidence
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@tonyblackburn You do realise you don't have to pay for speed cameras, right?
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@CycleOrpington
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@KevinPope589973 Well done for proving you know nothing about London.
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@CycleOrpington
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@WorldBollard I for one welcome our new autonomous bollard overlords.
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@CycleOrpington
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@Lesley__King @KirstyLewin Since they have identified an issue, see if they would therefore support a School Street
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@CycleOrpington
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7 months
@APPGCW I'm not sure you can have it both ways - allowing people with mental health issues to drive, but then not being able to send them to jail for dangerous driving. Not sure what having children has anything to do with it. People with kids are immune from jail time?
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@CycleOrpington
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@WMPolice Only 12 months for that? So he'll be out after 6 months? No wonder he's called "Freeman". What an insult to the cyclist and their loved ones. Road violence has to end, and pathetically short sentences are evidently no significant deterrent.
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@CycleOrpington
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And he lives in a 15 minute neighbourhood. Look! Shops, a park, a hospital and even a train station within a short walk. How un-British of him!
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@Codser @The_NFRSA The car is on the wrong side of the road altogether.. should not be overtaking at all if there is oncoming road users!
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@CycleOrpington
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@danhollandnews Looks like Rishi is going to need his seven bins to put the Network North plans into 🗑️
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@CycleOrpington
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@NeilSalt2019 @StreathamLTN @BBCTomEdwards @GrayTwg @lambeth_council In that case, please clarify the objective in your choice of background on that leaflet?
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@BrendaPuech @WorldBollard Can't park there mate.
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@CycleOrpington
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1 month
After all the tractor protests, all the "blade runners" cutting down traffic lights, all the promises to get rid of ULEZ on Day 1, all the photoshoots, the Tories achieved a massive... Zero percent swing in Bromley. Take note @GarethBaconMP @Keir_Starmer @LouHaigh !!
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 BREAKING: Susan Hall wins Bexley & Bromley 🔵 CON: 111,216 🔴 LAB: 48,952 🟠 LDM: 10,111 🟣 RFM: 9,243 🟢 GRN: 8,600 🟣 GALLAGHER: 3,710 ⚪️ CAMPBELL: 2,727 No swing compared to 2021
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@CycleOrpington
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@TottenhamConse1 If only there were some other ways of getting around London 🤣🤣
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@CycleOrpington
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And another vehicle in the mandatory cycle lane shortly afterwards
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@CycleOrpington
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@MPSRTPC Maybe try enforcing the speed limits, rather than asking children to wear bits of plastic? The car below is going much faster than 20mph, which you claim is the speed limit!
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@CycleOrpington
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@TonySmith220165 @MikeyCycling @theJeremyVine @vernonkay @BBCCiN @BBCRadio2 Thank you for spreading the message. Every little thing we can do for road safety is appreciated 👍
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@CycleOrpington
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@Councillorsuzie 6. Get a bum bag to keep my Oyster Card safe from "thieves"
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@WarksRoadSafety I think you might be missing the real danger here...
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@CycleOrpington
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Neither Orpington, nor the country, wants another Tory government. To remove the Tories, please vote either Labour, or possibly Reform if you are batshit-crazy. We can do this. Thank you
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@CycleOrpington
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Car parked in the mandatory cycle lane on Crofton Road, forcing me into traffic and also blocking the next section behind the bus stop. Who should I report this to?
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@CycleOrpington
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@NankivellDean @LBofBromley Let me guess, you also think car drivers pay road tax that pays for the roads? There are so many of you out there today!
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@CycleOrpington
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@IKnoTheTruth2 Why not park in the road instead of mucking up the grass for everyone?
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@willnorman This is near me! And our MP @GarethBaconMP still refuses to condemn any of this. What an absolute turd of an MP we have 🤬
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@CycleOrpington
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@Iromg Oh dear. Maybe stick to growing concrete?
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@carlafrancome You missed the bit where they trample all over the Chislehurst War Memorial
@SimonFawthrop_1
Cllr Simon Fawthrop
2 months
Today we had Batman turn up to help defeat Khan's crime of the century in Greater London - ULEZ expansion. His batmobile used for fighting crime was not ULEZ exempt. A bit like the 100s of police cars that now have to be changed, as their ULEZ exemption is running out.
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@_RileyLeachUK @LBofBromley If you really thought that, then presumably you'd be in favour of greater expenditure on cycle path maintenance, so cyclists wouldn't be in "the middle of the road" holding people up? 🤷‍♂️
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@DippleTriple They teleported there, or drove sideways?
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@WalesOnline Protesting going slow by going slow
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@Generali11 I think it would be ULEZ exempt by virtue of its excellent excavating features
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Susan Hall forgets her disguise as she votes in London today.
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@00Piep CO2 from the cake eating fueling my bike doesn't count because I would eat the cake anyway 🍰😀
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