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@0wlAfter Steve Rogers is the true embodiment of America, because he knew how to murder while paying attention to optics. The problem with Walker wasn't that he killed, it was doing it publicly with a red-white-blue shield. To be bad at PR is un-American.
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@yudovico @gamergate2077 I hate that the vegans are kind of right. I like that they are so annoying I can use it as an excuse to not change. That’s what we keep them around for
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@_FleerUltra I like to think when you walk through a high-class Gotham party these are the type of convos you hear. "You should've killed me when you had a chance." "We are not so different you and I." "There's a reckoning coming." "The shadows whisper." They all have something going on.
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@cheryllynneaton Every telepath chick Cyclops encounters falls head over heels for him. Both Emma, Psylocker, Madeline Pryor all tried to get between him and Jean. He literally has the most attractive, honest, organized mind on the planet.
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@VitoComedy @MrBeast Vito, just make one (1) person’s life better. For 5 minutes. You can do it, I believe in you.
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@MiddleearthMixr There’s not a moment of The Boys that isn’t dripping with hatred for corporate wokeness. The main villain is Big Pharma. What are you even talking about?
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@dalsault @Rothmus Can you imagine going to a party in 2424 and meeting one of the few thousand people from our age? That's the most interesting conversation you can possibly have. They would be celebrities.
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@TonyPajama Horizon Forbidden West. Aloy did a lot of stress eating between the two games.
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@justinboldaji Lisa used to be a tool to poke fun at the blindsides of progressive ideas. Now she is just a perfect being of pure correctness.
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@tremendouslybig Cyclops: I love my wife so much. Cyclops' mind: teeming with hot telepaths, some imaginary, some projecting in. Storm: I am a goddess. Storm's mind: Oh no, tiny places, loss, I can't do this anymore. Xavier: I am a fatherly teacher. Xavier's mind: I hate my son so much.
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@bad2sentence Almost there. The true twist whould've been if he didn't shapeshift.
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@worldofcardbord @AnneComics Lex and the AI he developed to uncover a connection between Clark and Supes is the best, most ridiculous version of this. After the AI states the obvious, he proceeds to flip out "Only an unfeeling machine would think Superman would pretend to be mortal, WAAAAH!"
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@nosilverv “We had dinner with a weirdo and had to talk around him to make sure the evening is not a disaster.” is a conversation happening right now with human words among friends instead of typing to strangers.
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@sapphyreblayze The fact that Krakoa's ruling class was selected based on how powerful they were born, (which extended to all hierarchies including the resurrection queues) made the nation unworthy of survival from the get go.
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@caligula9292 @tulpapilled Zoomers can't differentiate between "said a bad word jokingly" and "unrepentant KKK member." They are not a very nuanced people.
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@Junkyy_yard @0wlAfter Also very American.
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@MasculineTakes It’s only okay for a man to cry when he is forced to kill his one-time best friend who became his nemesis.
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@SilentVerity @GKBesterfriend @chronowerks @JungeRoamer I will forget my own name before I forget “Werewolf Barmitzvah, spooky, scary. Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.”
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@RedLReviews Gen Z discovers the concept of male friendships.
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@ComicsAsh In a world of superhero secret identities this would a 100% happen. It’s a bit strange with late boomer Peter in the Ultimate book, but I’ll take it.
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@samsonet3 Presenting mutants with different political opinions is good actually. They have barely scratched the idea of "powerism", mutants who can pass vs those who can't, Omegas vs useless powers, but I think they should lean into it if they really want to explore the metaphor.
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@doulbedoink That’s because he is a Philip Marlowe-esque private eye walking mean streets to make a buck, dealing with dangerous dames, treating Kings and Beggars the same, confusing his enemies with hidden integrity.
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@guy_mcnichts @RedLReviews Nolan’s boat scene gets a lot of shit for some reason, but when the inmate throws the detonator away it’s almost as powerful as tortured Gordon telling Batman to bring the Joker in by the book.
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@arakkosuperstar “We are not making the same old mistakes again” they promised as Magneto announced “You have new gods” to the entire human population. Mutants had everything going for them, but ruined it because, despite what they claim, they are extremely human.
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@BudrykZack What does that have to do with fashion and posture?
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@wmorelkphoenix Cap is Cyclops minus the mutant struggle, so this makes perfect sense to me.
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@ReversTautology @fasc1nate Well, he was bred to do this exact thing. Maybe we should genetically engineer humans that really enjoy Excel.
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@OneNonsensical @ShitpostGate The post is about the lady’s final thought which is Jack welcoming her spirit on board. No kids, no husband in sight.
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@DanSchkade Wasn’t Livewire an anti-Superman podcaster?
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@GrimmRayne @SirSethamusII This is really cool. Approaching gay rights through the lens of their benefit to society is something more media should tackle.
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@ComicGirlAshley Fisk married Typhoid Mary, became a Kroakan citizen, and is now part of the mutant liberation effort.
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@thinkiamsad I like that they have three Last Rainforests. A super culture built on hyperbole.
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@YTGamersonGames Woke means everything is political. Every aspect of your life should be viewed through the lens of the good fight. But if you do that, you will lose your humanity. That’s why Clark Kent has been there since the very beginning.
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@sapphyreblayze The skepticism of Marvel citizens is actually a healthy thing.
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@rmnatx @xbtGBH Colonizers in the past: We will use technology, strategy, and cruelty to spread our civilization. Colonizers today: We are so weak, please let us in, please…
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@_perandersson @greentexts_bot Two-step thinkers will always outplay one-step thinkers. Someone with money and smarts sank the LGB movement on purpose.
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@mattyglesias We are 20 years too late, but a separate Kid Internet could have saved so many people.
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@BudrykZack Yeah, but people don't wear dope hats. I think that's his real problem.
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@SheriffSully @MunstaMasta “Your power is not a personality.” mist be a very popular t-shirt among Kraokan edgelords.
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@Rssthr5 He is all those things, and in the end, he is completely in the right, while all the evolved, enlightened adults turn out to be cowards and monsters. It’s what makes Watchmen fantastic.
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@ComicsAsh I meant bloomer. I’ll hide in shame.
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@Khryn_Tzu @lporiginalg Thinking too much about this will break my brain but… the existence of those bullets is well publicized. Would they work better if their usage was announced on loudspeakers before a firefight? I need a scholar.
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@WomenPostingLs She did not post this L online herself. You broke the contract that made it okay to laugh at them.
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@hellolanemoore Why are there enough dogs on planes these days for this story to make sense? We used to have a civilization.
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@timecaptales It's the two children having the most adult conversations possible that throw me every time I see it. I just can't...
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@ContraPoints What will happen to Woke?
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@dimpledwonder @TonyPajama All filters. She has a fat personality, I can tell.
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@WGMarat @Trey_Explainer The really messed up part is that living unsanitary lives along livestock for centuries made Europeans into walking bioweapons with robust immune systems.
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@theescarletgrey You can’t tell me they’re not still banging.
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@LCRWnews Didn't happen. There's video proof it didn't happen. This is way too public a case to lie about.
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@IChotiner @JohnDiesattheEn Someone will make a back to basics Superman movie. No moral complexity, no universe building, no Big Questions, just a nice, friendly man in tights coming to help out and battle colorful foes with amazing feats. It will make all the money.
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@zinniaa_3 This became the more inclusive “I choose the bear because my hot body and sparkling personality are just too darn irresistible for men.”
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@ErinYeagerftw @MiddleearthMixr Sexual “degeneracy” is portrayed as a sign of a decaying ruling class and corporate hypocrisy. All “good guys” are yearning for a nuclear family of some kind.
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@MonkeyDLenin100 @sapphyreblayze Magneto, Xavier, Apocalypse, etc… Political skill, talent, past behaviour are not a consideration on the council, only raw power. You can be a genius economist or policy maker, but if your power is useless, enjoy the back of the resurrection queue. A hellhole.
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@splooshdaddy @dalsault @Rothmus I don't think we will evolve past "people find other people interesting." At least I hope not. If humans are above "Dude, come to the pub, we have a guy here from 2024" something went wrong.
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@Soinu62 @RealTPaine1 @Inhumansoflate1 This idea that only one group of people has any agency on the planet is both flattering and offensive.
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@JoshuaPHilll Using a man’s recollection of his child’s death to score points against him might be lower.
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@omgsoyousee I need a follow-up story where Big Bad Harley Queen tracks the girl down to get revenge, and ends up on the floor in tears from the new burns she is receiving.
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@VinnytheCrow @AltHistCody This post made me want to bully you. I get it. My condolences.
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@Orion7614 There was so much potential to deal with the problems of building a nation. It’s crazy that “Hey, why are you leading us? Shouldn’t we have elections?” never came up.
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@lporiginalg Cameron movies really lend themselves to this format.
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@yosoymichael Jack is presented as a villain but ends up the least malevolent person in the building. (Maybe outside of Kenneth who has dark, otherwordly secrets.)
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@michaelcollado They made a reboot season of 24 consisting of 12 episodes! That’s not enough time to fit in something as iconic as “The Cougar Episode.” You need writers who sweat bullets to fill airtime for that. It’s the whole point of TV.
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@HeartfiliaRoss In the comics she's been depowered for years after this. Had to learn how to be a hero and a leader without them. Then once she earned them, she got them back. It was very satisfying, but I don't see how they can do it on a show.
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@TheOculusOnline @Srirachachau No need. It's an absolute monarchy and its leader can be easily co-opted by inviting him to play dress up with our costumed military contractors. That's why post-BP Iron Man suits run on Wakanda's nanotech. The Pentagon probably has all the vibranium it wants for "alien defense".
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@Futur3_Th1nk3r @REDACTEDSpider The optic beam landing is literally his origin story. Thrown out of a plane with his brother, optic blasts manifested to slow the fall.
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@chairman_00 @Altimor Moved to the US from Europe and realized this is just insane cope we keep repeating, hoping it comes true.
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@WhoresofYore I want all narrators to speak like this, just like I want gangsters to end every sentence with “see”.
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@kendrictonn They don’t have loved ones, they have teams. The internet did this to them. They don’t relate to individuals, only to vague ideas. It’s a tragedy.
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@jamtits @TheCriticalDri2 Looking at the guy, I'm starting to think it might be.
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@ChampagnePuthy In recent X-men comics, Scott is part of every battle even when off-panel, because he is a huge fucking nerd drawing battle plans and contingencies for every possible situation, the X-men follow his playbook to the letter. He is not a cop. He is mutant Sun Tzu.
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@KMNDR_ @mavericksmovies I am a Gods of Egypt defender. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
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@MarcAntoineMa13 @VitoComedy @MrBeast Azrael, just make one (1) person’s life better. For 5 minutes. You can do it, I believe in you.
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@ExtrovertedNerd @dalsault @Rothmus And they would get LAAAAIIIIIID.
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@dalsault @Rothmus Of course the more accessible cryogenics become, the less novelty "travelers" from that age will have. So to maximize your ROI, you need to get frozen as early as possible and stay frozen as long as possible.
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@CantEverDie The post is unfortunate, it seems like the trans community is claiming a woman for displaying intelligence and excellence as if they were exclusive traits. This not only reeks of misogyny but also shows a lot of the contradictions in what we were told to think about trans people.
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@ChicagoMSTie @Hello_Tailor Tina Fey's PTSD shines through in a lot of scenes.
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@DeboraMontesoro Men are competitive because they know they can't fail. If they do, no one will help them. They're replaceable. Disposable. That assurance is what keeps the lights on in a civilization.
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@ComicsAsh Super successful model-enterpreneur lady dating a secret Superhero, while people asking “why him?” makes a lot of sense, why I loved them when they were married. But when Ultimate Peter gets his powers he is already married to her, it’s a bigger stretch. Still good.
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@Og_Mermvid @eliixirgenius "I'm gonna get into the middle of this."
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@GunnerDobbins @sapphyreblayze AI and Mutants both screwing with the timeline, feeling extremely justified by dark futures they've seen, humans caught in the middle.
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@CHRlS_M7 @RobSchrab I laughed more than any other episode recently. Mr. Nimbus and Decoys were amusing but familiar. To me the show is strongest when it deals with mundane, relatable stuff and puts it in a batshit sci-fi/comic book context.
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@FenlonDaniel @OtherverseG @RedLReviews The blanket opposition to the mutant cure/regulation is so aggravating. For starters, telepathic abilities infringe on all our rights, they make a justice system impossible, not to mention holding a terrorist like Magneto costs half the GDP. Regulate that shit.
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@RagingwereWolfD @cheryllynneaton He invites the chicks in though. His mindshake gets all the girls in the yard. His psychic affair with Emma brought me back into comics, it was an "oh shit, comics are kind of adult now" moment.
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@CircusFreaks20 @zei_squirrel JR has great chemistry with everybody. He does not try to prove he is smarter than he is. Listeners don't tune it to learn what they should think, but to hear what interesting people think beyond soundbites, from Sanders to Musk. Also: fun male energy.
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@deathbybadger It's my favorite villain blind spot. In the 80s Superman comics, an AI told Lex Luthor that Superman is Clark Kent. Lex fired the whole AI team and destroyed the mainframe because "Only a computer would believe that someone with Superman's power would pretend to be mortal."
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@BeyondCreator_ @ANateForFate @RedLReviews That needs to make it to a screen.
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@SuperMessi10i @CuriousBunnie12 There is no such thing anymore.
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@Keitsune_ From Magneto to Xavier, from Sinister to Apocalypse, from anti-mutant bigots to horny telepaths, everybody knows that the fate of Cyclops is the fate of the mutant race.
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@TruthSeekerHuey @shoe0nhead The point is that they are people.
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@LavenderGhast He is there to make Homelander look worse. HL is the modern, vile, sniveling, tantrum-throwing man-child version of Soldier Boy. In their minds: "The Toxic White Man of the past at least had some dignity, backbone, and charm."
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@Darod13 @hernandy_s Worse. He’ll turn “good” and join The Boys.
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@TonyPajama Honsetly, I don’t even know anymore.
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@wandasitcoms "My wife was taken over by a cosmic entity, then I knocked her clone up, my child got infected by a techno-organic virus and was taken to the future. Meanwhile, our mutant nation was destroyed by my mentor's Psychic twin. This is all humanity's fault somehow." - Cyclops.
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@IBorrero97 @Rothmus I can't imagine a scenario in which I don't need $25M.
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@sadlybradleytoo @BarbaraRKay “I don’t fuck, I only make love.” This literally used to be the most common personality type. Do you see why we are worried about western kids getting more and more removed from a normal human experience evey day?
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@basturder @GunnerDobbins If the Friends of Humanity wanted to decrease to power of the mutant population they should just give Scott a pack of condoms.
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@dickmasterson Eric July doesn’t know who Faust or Oscar Wilde are. Christ is all he needs.
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