The Critical Drinker
@TheCriticalDri2
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I review modern movies, and that's why I drink.
Joined July 2019
Inheritance tax has got to be the most retarded of all taxes. You have to pay the government money for the privilege of inheriting something that's already yours, and has already been taxed before it even got to you. Why?.
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Why the fuck would you cast literally anyone else when Henry Cavill exists?
THR predicts the next James Bond will be Josh O'Connor. More 2025 predictions here:
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This is not filling me with optimism for Avatar 2.
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Jesus, someone get Ariana a bacon sandwich immediately.
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You realise that show got cancelled because nobody watched it, right?.
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2024 will go down as the year when Hollywood lost its last shred of cultural influence.
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On behalf of the entire world, my sincere condolences to Japan.
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They've tried everything except showing good movies at sensible ticket prices.
Movie theaters are trying everything to bring audiences back — from pickleball to cocktail bars
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Makes sense to me. Being smaller, slower, weaker and more easily injured seems like a big advantage when it comes to hunting.
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Can someone do a wellness check on Mark Hamill? I think he might need it today.
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People like you made it literally impossible for men to have any spaces/hobbies/clubs/interests/groups or social spaces of their own. People like you mandated that women MUST be included in everything they think and do. And now people like you berate them for not having the very.
if men’s mental health mattered (to men) they’d be creating safe spaces for themselves and each other, pursuing therapy, and creating community. instead, they perpetuate the very behaviors systems that have handicapped them in the first place, refuse to support or create.
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The fact Twitter seems to be running just fine with about 80% of its employees gone, shows how little work most of those people actually did.
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If modern entertainment was a single image.
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How people reacted to yesterday's events reveals a lot about their character. And it turns out, a lot of people are absolute pieces of shit.
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His name is literally Captain America.
“For me Captain America represents a lot of different things and I don’t think the term ‘America’ should be one of those representations.” - Captain America
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In other words, you've never experienced actual friendship in your entire life. I feel bad for you.
Yes, because no one ever shipped anyone ever in Lord of the Rings before. Anyways, here’s just two boys being straight.
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You know, somehow I knew that a hand picked team of elite elven warriors would look exactly like this.
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Bishop. It's a Bishop. It's been a Bishop for hundreds of years, and guess what? It's still a Bishop. Stop being retarded.
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Speaking of spaces where men and women interact with each other.
Isn’t the problem right now that we’re TOO segregated into our own spaces??? Shouldn’t we want more environments where men and women are interacting with each other??? Maybe you’re speaking for yourself when you say you don’t want women included in any of these spaces.
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Fuck yeah! That's one thing to be thankful for today.
Dolph Lundgren reveals he’s cancer-free following 9-year battle — after doctors gave him 2 years to live
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Hey @HBO, are you guys going to unblock my Last Of Us video, or continue to shamelessly abuse the YouTube copyright system like a bunch of pussies? Because really, you're just proving how afraid you are of actual criticism.
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Orcs are now depicted as loving husbands and protective fathers who don't want to go to war. What even is this show?.
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You haven't seen many things, have you?.
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Fuckity bye then, you useless prick.
Humza Yousaf says he will leave Europe because Europeans are racist and Islamophobic.
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Bro, I just want to hunt monsters and have adventures.
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Who?.
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Self respect.
Men of Twitter, what's stopping you dressing like this?
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I must have seen this movie a dozen times, and this moment gets me every single time. Absolute perfection.
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I've come to realise there are a lot of people out there who are genuinely terrified at the prospect of life returning to normal.
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I don't get it. This woman looks happy and wholesome, she's naturally pretty, is clearly fit and healthy, and isn't hidden under several pounds of makeup. And she's building her own damn house. All of those things are extremely cool.
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This is it, ladies and gentlemen. This is the whole reason they made this show.
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Somehow I doubt that.
If Alien came out today, these morons would complain that Sigourney Weaver “looks like a man”
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Ok.
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Nobody in their right mind is going to pick Zendaya out of this list.
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While most actors recite mindless political talking points and berate you for not agreeing, Tom Cruise just. thanks you for watching his movies. Its crazy, but it just might work.
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Prepare for another four years of movies and TV shows that are "a commentary on Trumpism".
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The world we live in is beyond parody. Imagine if a man dismissed a female assault victim by saying, "You got yourself in the wrong place.".
The scariest part of this woke nonsense is when she admits she’s not strong enough to carry a man out of a fire, but it’s really the man’s fault for being in that situation to begin with.
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Imagine being so completely lacking in personality, interests, hobbies and passions that you actually get angry at the notion of people enjoying those things.
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Interesting how videogames were super important to idiots like this until they got what THEY wanted. Now that their side is losing, they wheel out the old "Its just videogames. Why do you care so much?" argument. Every single time.
You guys are genuinely so fucking pathetic IT'S QUITE LITERALLY JUST VIDEO GAMES.
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.
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This dude is on a one-man mission to save modern cinema.
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The fact you felt the need to write an article about it suggests it probably was.
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I think I despise every single thing about Star Wars now. Like, there's nothing even remotely worthwhile about this franchise anymore. Its anti-entertainment.
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So funny watching multimillionaires trying to act like men of the people. "Don't hate me! Hate the guys richer than me!".
Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs | Click to read more 👇
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I almost have to respect Zegler's ability to speedrun her way to the end. Most actresses wait a few years and get some big hits under their belt before turning into obnoxious, condescending morons and nuking their own careers into obscurity.
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The fuck is this thing?.
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Jason Statham has been 40 years old for the past 25 years.
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Nah, fuck off with that shit. If something sucks then there's nothing wrong with saying so. Otherwise studios will just make more shit.
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In other words, they couldn't find an actress who looked like Brock Lesnar with a ponytail, so they had to settle for an actual human female instead.
Abby is more muscular in "The Last of Us Part II" video game than Kaitlyn Dever is on Season 2. With the violence markedly cut down from the game, the HBO showrunners say the need for Abby to be so imposing wasn’t as critical. “Kaitlyn Dever wanted to work with us; we wanted to
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Nah, it's still a gigantic piece of shit.
7 years on from THE LAST JEDI, where do you stand?. Has the movie got better or worse with time?
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Because respecting the source material is toxic now. Or something.
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A voice like no other, and a true legend in the movie business. RIP James Earl Jones.
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Lol, I thought they were just trolling with this.
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Glass Onion may be one of the most triumphantly, defiantly stupid movies I've ever seen. How it somehow fooled people into thinking it was a smart, complex mystery is absolutely baffling.
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I'm old enough to remember this ad in print gaming magazines. Back when videogame companies understood their core demographic and weren't ruled over by jealous, bitter, humourless land whales.
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Whether or not he loses the match, he's still winning.
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Is Mark Hamill OK? Because he doesn't seem OK.
1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight. 👂🤣
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How about No?.
The medieval world of 1403 Bohemia can be a lonely and dangerous place, so why not make it just that bit more special by romancing everyone's favourite Lord, Sir Hans Capon. Here's how we did it in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2:
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At one point in Captain America 4, Sam Wilson uses Ant Man's helmet, Steve Rogers' shield and Falcon's wings coated with Black Panther's Vibranium to fight a Hulk. And I think that's a perfect metaphor for how laughably cobbled together this film is.
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Lol. Get fucked.
Think before you post.
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Dear Mainstream Media,. You failed. You did everything you could, played every dirty trick you could think of to try to sink this movie, and all you did was guarantee its success. More and more, you continue to sink deeper into irrelevance and bitterness. Go away now.
JOKER (2019) IS THE FIRST R-RATED MOVIE TO EVER REACH $1 BILLION AT THE WORLDWIDE BOX OFFICE.
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@elonmusk To crush the woke. To see them driven before you. And to hear the reeing of their soyboys.
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People like you made it your mission to insult, vilify and berate your own audience, purely to "own the chuds", and now you're surprised when those same people laugh at your inevitable failure? Why? What else did you expect?
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A character so thoroughly unimportant that she didn't even have a name, is now the star of a multi-million dollar animated movie. That's how far Hollywood will go to find their next girl boss.
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@JeffBezos This guy. Just cast him. Cast him right now and don't screw it up, and you'll make billions.
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1. How easy/visually interesting computer hacking is. 2. Meals. Nobody ever actually eats their food. 3. Basically all male vs female fights. 4. How quickly police show up after shots are fired. 5. How powerful shotguns are in combat. 6. Grenades exploding in big jets of flame.
What’s always portrayed unrealistically in movies?.
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Fuck these people.
Peanut the Squirrel, beloved pet and internet sensation, euthanized after being seized by NY state
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I don't think this movie was made for anyone.
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What an insufferable twat. Even his fellow hosts call him out.
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Man, I just can't figure out what the game wants me to do with this ladder.
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This proposal is acceptable.
It’s starting to feel like Marvel is gonna quietly scrap Mahershala Ali's 'BLADE' and bring back Wesley snipes
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None of us do, Jenna. The difference is that we get called sexist for saying it.
Jenna Ortega Says Women Should Have Their Own Franchises: "I Don’t Want 'Jamie Bond'"
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Is it time we ditched The Guardian? Yes. Yes, it is.
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Whether you like or dislike the people who made it, I think this movie is worth watching all the same, if for no other reason than having the balls to tackle the most contentious subject of our time with different perspectives, surprisingly revealing insights into what's become a
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You're offended by 60+ year old literature? Here's an awesome idea - fuck off. Just do the entire world a favour and fuck right off.
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Why does she look coked out of her mind in every single picture I've seen of her?.
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Why do I feel like we'll never see a trilogy this good again?.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King was released on this day 20 years ago.
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Just saw Indiana Jones. Opening night and the theatre was almost deserted. Can't blame them, really. That movie was an embarrassment.
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All this because of a shitty Star Wars show that nobody watched. .
@rewritingripley thanks for reaching out. just heard back and confirmed that this content is not violative & will remain up. we totally understand you may not agree with this decision, but we reviewed this video very carefully against our policies.
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Not gonna lie, getting a shoutout on Joe Rogan from the director of John Wick was kind of cool.
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The Emperor protect this show.
#Warhammer40K live-action series is officially moving forward at Prime Video . Henry Cavill will star and exec produce
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Damn, even the shills have had enough of this shit.
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Why is "too big" in quotation marks, like its some crazy fringe opinion? This girl is too big to fit in any car. That's not the fault of the car or the company- it's entirely her fault.
Female rapper Dank Demoss has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against Lyft, just a week after Lyft apologized to her after a driver denied her service because she was “too big” to fit in his car 👀😳.
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It was literally in the book, sweetheart. And it was awesome.
Knowing this scene exists and imagining the "fan" outcry that would happened if it released today is a nice wake up call on how the online discourse changed in the last 20 years.
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How to be a Hollywood creative today:. 1. Pick some old franchise with a loyal fan base. 2. Remake it, but remove everything that once made it popular. 3. Insult the fanbase when they protest your creative decisions. 4. Blame negative reviews on toxic trolls. 5. Move on.
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"Some fans" need to fuck right off.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Some fans of the GLAAD Media Awards are complaining and claiming that Sydney Sweeney ‘should start covering up’ after her recent red carpet appearance.
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