Dick Masterson
@dickmasterson
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America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸
Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
And that’s how The Purge started.
BREAKING: USDA will not tap emergency funds for food stamps, 40 million set to lose aid next week, per Axios.
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> “Special envoy to combat antisemitism” > posts the most racist shit ever “Antisemitism” is a monopoly on hate speech.
Never Forget. Early Voting begins today. Vote Andrew Cuomo & save our city.
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In my 10 years of being "relevant," or whatever I am, the hardcore pro-Israel side had reached out to scold me, threaten me, and demand I disavow friends and even randoms online. Not once, in all these years, has one ever said: "How can I become your friend and help you?"
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She looks like if all the Trailer Park Boys were one person. Look at the sausage fingers.
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This is a woman with a penis saying this. 🤣
@dickmasterson if you're in an SS uniform, you should expect people to treat you like a nazi.
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Show is at noon TODAY. What should we talk about? I think the inventor of "JeetBlock" is calling in. Lol. https://t.co/BApedROWXG
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Creating The Dick Show
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Beating a guy up because he’s wearing a Nazi uniform is literally fascism.
@dickmasterson Do we think there might be a difference between saying a woman got raped for being lightly clothed, and saying that a guy walking around in a full nazi uniform is getting beat up becaues of that or?
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This tired trans shit is what Seth calls “comedy”, while the Will Stancil show is “cancer that needs to be eradicated”.
We still live in a world where men try to compete against women, but at least they’re finally facing some resistance.
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Geez, who put pee pee in her Coke?
Listen, you guys are all making the same dumb mistake as the left did when they went after Trump for aesthetic reasons. Put aside for a moment that many cultures eat with their hands (mine eats dog so like who am I to judge?). You're entitled to your digust reflex but exactly
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So I guess women are going to say he was attacked because of "what he was wearing", huh?
Zoomers are dressing up as Nazis for Halloween and beating up women in self defense
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Give me all the dumbest shit Will Stancil has done and said please.
Biggest Problem at 6PM PST Give me problems and a rhyme!!!!! The comments are brutal this week.
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Biggest Problem at 6PM PST Give me problems and a rhyme!!!!! The comments are brutal this week.
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“Are you MAN ENOUGH to die for Israel?”
Oh no the beta males are pupset
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