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A Peruvian Witch attempts to use her powers to stop a landslide. Caught on tape by American tourists.
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@CaseyDeSantis
He drove the wrong way on the highway and killed a truck driver. Good work!
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"Comedian and videographer Vito Gesualdi screams profanities as he engages with peaceful protesters begging him to leave."
Screams profanities? 🤔
Dude, I just yelled "I love Dave Chappelle!"
The media sucks! 😡
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My favorite story from the protest is the LA Times reporter who asked for my pronouns.
When I said "use whichever ones you think fit" she said "no I need you to tell me."
When I said "they/them" she said "I know those aren't your real pronouns."
Then why did you even ask!?
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@loftipixels
@NeoExplains
He finanically profited off the content. He should donate a portion of his donations from that stream.
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Christian Twitter is freaking out over Rhianna displaying a "pentagram" during her Super Bowl performance.
That's the clasp to her safety harness, geniuses.
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@NYCMayor
I've been a Democrat my entire life, but after this disgusting lying statement, I'm done.
I will never vote for your party ever again.
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@EndWokeness
Anyone who wants to execute a sixteen-year-old is sick in the head.
There is an appropriate punishment for their crimes, and state-enforced murder is not it.
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Imagining having the chance to become pregnant with a god-like immortal child, and deciding to insist on condoms.
Amber is the dumbest woman alive.
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Also, those "peaceful protesters" broke my shit and tackled my buddy to the concrete.
What a load of shit.
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Someday we are going to miss the "godless abominations" phase of AI technology
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We've moved past "how dare you wear that racist costume" to "how dare you wear a costume that reminds me of an author who said some stuff about gender I don't agree with"
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Oh great, it's a stock Associated Press photo caption so that lie is on dozens of news sites now.
Any lawyers in the house? This is BS.
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Right now there is a journalist really mad that he went through my timeline and couldn't find any racist tweets from 10 years ago
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@operagxofficial
@Dexerto
OP got it wrong. The man got $700 in store credit, half of which he used to buy a Switch.
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Variety has deleted the tweet which falsely claimed I was pushing trans speakers at the Netflix walkout.
I'm a harmless guy. I would never put my hands on anyone.
Can't say the same thing for the "peaceful protestors" who destroyed my property and attacked my friend.
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Wired just gave Hogwarts Legacy a score of 1/10, because not enough "queer" people worked on it.
Game journalism is a joke.
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Amazing how they tell us not to make jokes about protected classes while making insanely racist tweets like these.
(This was the leader of the Netflix walkout btw)
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I thought the whole point was that I can change my pronouns whenever I want? What does it matter if I change them specifically for your little interview?
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I want to live in a country where we rationally discuss the evidence at hand rather than letting celebrities distract us with misinformation and slogans.
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Netflix writer Joe Cristalli has been officially reported to the LAPD for assault and intimidation
Good luck with the Fraiser reboot, you violent psychopath
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My side of the story is up. Full video coming sometime next week.
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Shad, that Captain Marvel artist drew an entire 24-page comic in under a month. 100+ panels of artwork, and you cherry picked the very worst one
Meanwhile, you spent WEEKS on this solitary work of pants-shitting AI embarassment
And you really think you're the better artist? 🤣
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@bennyjohnson
This is a reaction to the earnings quarter. It has nothing to do with your boycott.
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This movie has a black lead, diverse cast, race-swapped characters, and pro-trans messaging.
It is also a huge hit with audiences and is cleaning up at the box office.
"Go woke, go broke" was always a lie.
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@benandjerrys
Ok but did you really need to give the ped0 his own ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry's is honoring Kyle Rittenhouse shooting victim Joseph Rosenbaum with a new limited edition flavor.
All profits from the sales of 'Rosenbaum's Heroic Hazelnut' will be donated to
#BlackLivesMatter
and other protest organizations.
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The guy who broke my sign is apparently a big writer at Netflix. Cool.
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I MADE THE NEWS
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#BREAKING
: Dozens of Netflix employees and their supporters staged a walkout outside Netflix Headquarters
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#Hollywood
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#California
To protest the transphobic comments made by Dave Chappelle in his latest comedy special released earlier this month by the streaming giant
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These teens admitted to throwing rocks off a highway overpass and trying to hit the cars passing beneath them.
One of the rocks crashed through a motorist's windshield and killed him.
Do they deserve the death penalty?
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At last night's America First rally, founder Nick Fuentes called for a holy war against the Jews, promising that he and his followers would "make them die."
Popular influencer
@SNEAKO
appeared on stage to support the movement, saying Fuentes will be future President of the USA.
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It's been three years and these grifters are still complaining about a comic book which never even came out.
They don't actually read comics, so they can only rehash the same tired examples.
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Here is the director of Alan Wake 2 saying the decision to make Sage Anderson black was not due to the influence of Sweet Baby Inc.
Everyone will ignore this direct first-party evidence and keep slinging conspiracy theories because that's what the Internet is for.
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I have never met a single person who both hates Kyle Rittenhouse and can accurately describe the sequence of events that took place the night of the shooting.
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@NYCMayor
The people deserve the truth. You don't even know the basic facts of the case.
No gun was taken across state lines.
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The guy who allegedly assaulted me has deleted his Twitter and Instagram.
Not gonna give his name because I don't want his family attacked, but I'll turn over the info I have to the police tomorrow.
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The marketing for this film must be terrible because I had no idea there was a new Expendables film
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Do you like free speech?
Do you like comedy?
Do you think comedians should have the right to be loud insensitive douchebags?
If so, check out our podcast at !
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She fired the guy who wrote all her videos.
He went on to get a million subscribers. Feminist Frequency stalled at 213k.
Anita Sarkeesian is shutting down Feminist Frequency after 15 years
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@Timcast
If your god is so great you should be able to convince people to believe in him without legal force
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All charges against Justin Roiland have been dropped.
Cancel culture fails again.
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Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong
What’s your most right wing view that could get you like this (for leftists)
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Bro if they showed Japanese people exploding you would all be pitching the hugest fit right now
Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.
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A fellow liberal told me I was wrong to share my story with right-wing media outlets.
I told them that I'd be more than happy to talk with CNN or MSNBC, but no one has reached out.
Sadly, the right seems to care far more about free speech and free expression than the left.
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I cannot think of anyone in America who wouldn't tune in to a Destiny and Alex Jones roadtrip show.
I’d pay good money to watch an Alex & Destiny reality TV show where they drive across the USA in a small car.
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Worth noting that my co-host Dick Masterson is currently at the hospital getting a CT scan after having his head bounced against a concrete planter by these "peaceful protestors"
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Anybody know any defamation lawyers / experts in the Los Angeles area?
People are telling me that some of what the press said about me "hurling profanities" and "confronting peaceful protestors" is definite libel.
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@MattWalshBlog
All the guys in here thinking a 5% drop in stock price after hitting a 52-week high is somehow significant 🤣
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If Conan never made you laugh, you aren't human
Not a single person in this picture has ever made anyone genuinely laugh
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Kai Cenat is not responsible for the fact that young New Yorkers behave like animals
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@JamesHeartfield
Dumb people should be shamed for being dumb. It's very easy to get educated on how old the Earth is.
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Variety definitely found the "angry white guy" for their narrative.
Gotta give them credit for finding the one picture where I don't have a goofy smile on my face.
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If you ever want a wild eye-opening experience, go to a protest firsthand, then read the coverage afterwards.
The difference between the reality and the reporting is mind-boggling. They are like different universes entirely.
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@fagiotinii
This guy got a totally fair deal. Everything on that table is worth about $1000 and he got 70% of the total value in store credit.
Don't look at unsold eBay listings to get values. You have to look at items that have actually sold.
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@9oolbgorilla
@Victoria74066
@kylenabecker
It never changed. People on social media posted the wrong photo.
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Norm Macdonald on Hannah Gadsby's performances:
"It's Not Stand-Up Comedy"
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They tweeted this out in response to footage of a 17-year-old with PTSD having a panic attack as he recalled the night three men tried to kill him.
Insanity. These people are heartless.
The term 'crocodile tears' (a superficial display of anguish) comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.
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Star Wars Theory needs a serious wakeup call.
Your love for Disney's intellectual property does not grant you the right to use it without their permission, nor does it allow you to steal Mark Hamill's likeness for an episodic series.
What on Earth are you smoking?
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These are some of the women who think they are qualified to determine what you're allowed to joke about.
Who made them the comedy experts?
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This clip is wild.
Jirard's concern is not about making sure the charity money gets into the right hands. All he cares about is how his precious "good guy" image will be sullied.
He even threatens to quit YouTube if Karl/Muta report on him. Textbook emotional manipulation.
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For those of you who were unaware, this account was banned for the past year or so.
I'm excited to be back on Twitter sharing my love of comedy and free speech!
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The reporter is denying my account but I specifically told her to use "they/them."
When she got mad and tried to walk away from the interview, I offered "he/him" to appease her.
However, I would like the article to be updated to reflect my wishes. Please put they/them
@latimes
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If Jirad had simply apologized for not donating the charity money quickly enough, I would have given him a bit of a pass.
But insinuating that he's going to sue Karl and Muta because he was so embarassed by his own colossal fuckup convinces me he's a total scumbag.
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Why is Critical Drinker incapable of talking about movies without jamming in this lazy anti-sjw meme?
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Last week, James Somerton posted an apology video, telling viewers he felt on the verge of suicide.
In a response video with over 150k views, Vaush attacked Somerton, accusing him of weaponizing the threat of self-harm for sympathy.
Yesterday, Somerton took his own life.
#RIP
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Anybody who tries to tell me we live in a "white supremacist society" because our legal system didn't lock up an innocent 16-year-old is getting blocked forever.
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@itskindred
I think you could stop a lot of this by simply apologizing for trying to get that group banned.
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