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I talk about Texas Football probably a little bit too much tbh || he/him

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Everyone quiet I'm making a pinned tweet
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@ignoremytweetsp @ManOfStamp38 Wanda maximoff apologists when they learn Wanda isn’t invincible
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@golden_wolfram @LolOverruled This is the only valid criticism I’ve seen in this thread. The American healthcare system is at fault, not MrBeast
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@TonyPajama @BrightShirtOne “Aloy is fat” are we FUCKING serious rn
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@golden_wolfram @LolOverruled IMO, sometimes the ends simply do justify the means. If MrBeats makes money and has his ego fed because he helped blind people see, so be it. At least he did something
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@BlakeMunroeOTF 50% of playoff quarterbacks in 2024 came from 6A Texas schools lmfao
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Thank Christ lmfaooo I can stop pretending he sucks
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BREAKING: Oklahoma LB Danny Stutsman has declared for the 2024 NFL Draft, per @SoonerScoop 👀
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@ELVARFN @MagusFirebeard Look NFT name has bad takes what a novel concept
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@DerekDuke25 I feel so bad for that kid
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@HailEternal My girl was told "DO NOT LOOK AT THE CAMERA"
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@SheRatesDogs This shit got me DYING
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@IbaraEleven Mitch McConnell is doing WHAT??
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@dimpledwonder
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Truly cannot believe the committee allows this graphic to be put up
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@theworldsprobs What psychopath makes their A- start at a 90.5
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@CCOH2023 @Dexerto They are role playing games, and BG3 does role playing considerably better than starfield
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@Dataracer117 @SilkCR @SpaceWolf64 @sw_tweets No he’s gonna tell you that no one is forcing you to watch
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@dimpledwonder
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This dude sucks and I've always said that.................
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I’M NOT 🤬 LEAVING.
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@BarryOnHere Barry how does it feel to have a whole new subset of people you can easily bait
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@CosmonautMarcus Snyder’s Superman would have killed iron giant for daring to stand in his presence
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@VinBr0 @PaulTassi “Ahaha Paul. You have been OWNED by a man who’s afraid of being called cis”
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@nocontextcfb Casually throws it 60 yards
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@dimpledwonder
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@jayynosushi Bro why tf is Skai Jackson up there
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@VinBr0 @imranzomg Man is out here arguing with himself
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@varacalli15 @heartlesslyrich @dyingscribe Especially changing it in a positive way
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Out here
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@RynSho @PaulTassi Accusing gay people of not “leaving little children alone” is pretty horrendous
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@itsDavan @ignoremytweetsp @ManOfStamp38 Yeah and what's really cool about Superman is that he is 1. Faster than a speeding bullet and 2. Can go that fast and change directions
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@LolOverruled Nothing will ever top Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Literally nothing ever
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@RedditCFB Tennessee will not make it lmfao. Not after what they showed us yesterday
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@scpwiki @db_witch "The Circumcision Scars Do Not Wait For You"
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SOONER FANS THIS IS A JOKE
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Thank Christ lmfaooo I can stop pretending he sucks
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@destiny_thememe @A_dmg04 Every day you tell us something else that harms us
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@CosmonautMarcus Mr. Cosmonaut are you telling me that if I describe the plot of a movie in my head I didn’t actually make a movie??
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@NashTalksTexas If we blow this lead…
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@CosmonautMarcus @ThePencilPimp LMFAO shit takes only from this dude
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@PartyTimeFrank Yeah, that's weird. I never found Jack Black funny and always wondered whar the fuss was. I'm more into Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr, Dave Chapelle...
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@cursedhat I feel so bad for him. He gets roles like Geralt and Superman and the writers just ruin the characters he loves
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@mislead @notNvrl The ultimate betrayal smh
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@BarstoolOKST This was funny. OU has no sense of humor whatsoever
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@UTBarstool @chaddylo Then simply do not speak
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@el_mechacontext @CosmonautMarcus GUILTY OF HUBBY’S SLAY
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@PoorlyAgedStuff Superman’s the guy in red with the lightning bolt that looks like Black Adam right?
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@_dannydavis I do not play on the team, and therefore my focus is not important
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@Sweatcicle Imma assume this was scheduled
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@Dezzt2 @BeykandaForever @ericmosberger @The_Acumen My man an audience needs to be able to see what’s happening to enjoy the show. We can handle a little more light even if it takes a *little* suspension of disbelief
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@rowdyburns1978 @IdeathbypandaI @APOAPSlS @commiejudoka Dude you are QUADRUPLING DOWN on being wrong lmfao. The earth kingdom is very clearly inspired by China and you constantly arguing that it wasn’t just makes you look silly
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@MumAniela @MrMichaelSpicer I had a stroke trying to read this
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@BengalYouTube I hate when people say “ree-sees” man. The dude’s name is REESE. They are REESE’S peanut butter cups. Reese made them
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@mislead Hunter mains try not to sob and post deceitful videos when they get nerfed challenge (impossible)
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@Q_Review This isn’t a genuine question, right?
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@Kyuixl @destinytrack Bungie is on full damage control mode. This mission isn’t until next season!
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This is absolutely fucking COMICAL after the review bombing of Cayden Green’s dad’s business. Absolutely 0 self-awareness. Obviously yall don’t care about Gavin freeman, but the moment someone takes someone that is good or positively impactful yall are horrible
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Big difference in comments from OU fans to Gavin, versus OSU fans to Trace Ford and Kelly Maxwell. Goes to show the actual support the fan base gives to their former players. OU is all class here. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 OSU needs to take notes. We do it better down here. Good luck, Gavin! 👍🏼
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@wrysanity @nathanparsbaby @GrizzlyVol Just about as mid-to-bad as you can get
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@barstoolsports Nah dude you can’t do that
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@CraftHumor This is bars actually
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@Quartzer10 @DiscussingFilm I think you/they are correct
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@Rashaan_954 @PatMcAfeeShow @AaronRodgers12 “I apologize that YOU felt that way”
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@Aztecross Very, very, very disappointing. Strand is fun, even though the Titan melee ability is not great.
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@LadyTano501st @ahsokasflowers The social media manager of the Star Wars Twitter is not the same person who made this decision
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@PaulTassi Damn Paul looks like Bungie was in fact correct and your reporting was accurate. Who would have thought /s
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@CFBRep @crawfordpab1 He thought this was A&M’s schedule
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@JosephManero Can't believe people still fall for this
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@legotrillermoth @fiendformojitos If there's one thing a mining colony wants it's more rocks
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@WandaxWiccan @miles_mattison Funniest response I’ve ever seen
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@zack_larsen @JamesGunn I never got the vibe that Zack had a vision tbh
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@bradyispliable @barstoolsports He just hopped back up. Most impressive shit I’ve ever seen
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@Big12Conference Texas tech bandwagon not working out for y’all?
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@Super_Shanko @lilbigoso @theSnyderKnight I think he means bosses in the video game sense. Like how Darkseid would be a video game boss. Not actual crime bosses. But idk
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@TimBank42787482 @ballsackerino @hasanthehun He believes in the lovely lovely taste of Elon’s boot
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@PaPa_Skogs @BengalYouTube You’re right those back-to-back MVPs don’t mean anything
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@MaceAhWindu Not to mention it dropping right after a widely hated TLJ
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@BungieHelp Your commendation score is absolutely plummeting as we speak
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@Krazzorx @MOLENAIDE Genuinely thought she was Zuko's older sister until my most recent watchthrough
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@GilletteLD Alamo bowl losers loud today
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@BookerD93 @BlessedSouthpaw Meanwhile when episode three came out these same people were like "ThaT WaSN'T iN tHe GAme!"
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@cognitivecarbon @US_OGA giving Trump credit for Covid is certainly a choice!
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@ChetHusker @RexChapman ACTUALLY, I'm pretty sure not wearing a mask and intentionally getting near someone can be considered bio-terrorism, so yes, he's hurting someone.
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@CFBRep @SSN_Hawkeyes @HawkeyeFootball @IowaBoP Are you just going through every year and saying “Man”?
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@roscosmodern @DrLupoOnTwitch @LIRIK @Twitch Feel good my man? Nice and big behind that computer. Hope your day gets better so you don't have to bring others down in order to make yourself feel good.
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@dimpledwonder
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@ScooterMagruder This is one of your worst takes
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@UTBarstool "but it was just a cute prank! has nothing to do with Texas stop being so arrogant" 🙄🙄
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@HardDriveMag That’s the Witcher 2
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Vita Vea is really good. #NFLPlayoffs
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@drakectoll It is so rich whenever I hear baylor fans talk about Texas’s culture. Like have some self-awareness
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@ImDerBatman Missouri is y’all’s new OkState lmao
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@jtuck151 @AGENT0__ Damn bro you really just immediately folded
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@Cyclone_Momma @UTBarstool They killed a longhorn and left it out side of their frat
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@dimpledwonder
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@Stupidmage @CumDemon_ @theblairw1tch @HBOsTheLastofUs That is not what a strawman is 😂😂😂
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@dimpledwonder
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@Doc_Texas If Texas beats OU and Kansas they should be #1 in the country
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@PhantomZer013 @PswitchBoxGamer @LeenaVanD That’s interesting because I recall there being MASSIVE stinks about being able to make trans characters
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