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the internet is such a magical special place
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honestly, the Onion deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this one
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my biggest regret is learning how to read
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i am literally the snobbiest person i know
my father was a restaurant critic for half of my life
i literally GREW UP eating out
i have never heard such a thing in my life lmaoooo
when did you get money, 6 minutes ago?
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@gin__erso
i feel like paralyzing you at your bachelorette was maybe a red flag that this person is not, in fact, your best friend idk idk
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@Kernsie
honestly, i buy so much shit on etsy just so i can give money to someone who isn't jeff bezos
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@Boringstein
@dennisbhooper
ok for starters how does one go about finding the perfect fake id man
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@carlysintothat
my "i don't want to use a small dog as snake bait" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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i don't have anything to promote
🇵🇸🇵🇸FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸🇵🇸
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@cathrynlavery
@lukecannon727
i'm a woman
i love helping friends move
also movers are extremely expensive??
maybe your opinion isn't as universal as you thought?
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i’m fucking HOWLING
god bless this website
forever and ever, amen
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@SupernovaMomma
i would like to know why people think they know better than MISTY COPELAND as to how to tackle this issue? like how do they know she hasn't been approached and was low balled?
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ok so I see
#NobodyLikesHim
trending and, ya know what? I don't have to fucking LIKE him
I voted for Obama because I liked him and he deported people in record numbers and launched covert drone strikes
Fuck likability
I vote for POLICIES
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after 25 years of not making it past the first 100 pages, i have revisited "American Psycho" and i take no pleasure in reporting that it's fucking hilarious
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@dogfightin
why does this girl have y'all so pressed? like she's hardly a household name so you can't be mad that she's like super successful so what is it
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fantastic opportunity to post one of my all time faves
✅ | Elliott Gould has called for a
#CeasefireNOW
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This week he also denounced AIPAC and called for candidates to reject its donations.
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@afrodesiaq
@UzamakiJ
Boundaries are hard for people who have literally never experienced a single restriction in their entire lives
they cannot comprehend a world where they cannot demand respect and be granted it without doing fuck all to earn it
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@OkSoMik
@SupernovaMomma
you know it's a bad day when jerome "i dated a 17 year old when i was a grown ass man" seinfeld is the one speaking sense
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@amlstw
@GhettoBasquiat
imagine getting pressed over what another another family does to support their kids
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anyone who dislikes 30 Rock should unfollow me, Dr Spaceman alone is the single greatest character of any sitcom ever
“30 rock isn’t rewatchable” then why do i have it memorized from rewatching it
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@okyeahthatworks
@BrandyLJensen
Ehn better to shit on generally wholesome, mostly harmless normie twitter for clout
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@Autumn_aton
@prntgdcolonized
i'm trying to square the flags in you name with your apparent libertarianism...
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@_LPCowling
@lemonsproda
"you're supposed to leave those clothes for the truly needy and also most of it ends up in africa and you're actually creating a way for people to relieve their conscience while it still ends up in landfills" was the discourse re: the offing if i remember correctly?
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@rachelmillman
she's a modern day prophet
no one in this planet has EVER spoken more truth and i would LITERALLY die for her
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@ParkinCate
what about my friends who are non-binary? What if this hypothetical person of the opposite sex isn't interested in people of my gender? What if a friend of mine transitions, do I now have to end our friendship because he's a man?
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@Chinchillazllla
@AlldrittOwen
man, I really wish we were as cool as the reactionaries think we are
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@plsleaveamsg
there’s no way to know this because most likely half of us are only here because we got vaccines
the world back then:
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IF you're serious, it's actually pretty easy to check SUNYs derm residents, fellows, and grads and see who has 3 degrees and go from there
or i can just contact the american board of dermatology
bc if you are who you say you are, you deserve professional disciplinary action
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this is how I know I'm cat bc i'm always all 6 at all times
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@TinyPrincess_D
she's been campaigning on this for awhile and this is part of the strategy - raising awareness etc
acting like you know better than her, someone who has lived and worked in this industry, kinda feels insulting? idk
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@cIeodegaria
@Krakenstein
they have the money
choosing not to is pure spite
god disney sucks so hard
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@116deerfield
@Susanperchede
@iamlauravanessa
@N8VChey
that's bc white people
white people are the group dumb enough to refuse to vaccinate against easily preventable and potentially devastating diseases
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#WhyIDidntReport
because I'm still not comfortable sharing my story 17 years later
because its always been easier to pretend it didn't happen
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@Mmiller9967
@trevor_norris0
@sk45202
@ZoeKyttn
@MENA_Conflict
way to move the goalposts and pretend you didn't
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i saw this with my own eyes
having sexual thoughts of ANY KIND is policed to the extreme
so yeah
fandom youth are radical, sex-negative reactionaries and it's TERRIFYING
Like need I remind people of How Bad it gets. These are from anti-proship accounts. Just the sheer embedded nature of 'Thought Crimes are Real' mindset among teenagers.
It was never even JUST about the racism there are so many fucking layers to this shit
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@Jenmat27
@be_nMD
@JonathanPieNews
hoooooo boy, lmaoooooooo like do you have any idea how much work it is to design a vector and endonuclease that has the capability to cleave your DNA and insert random code and THEN prevent the immune system from destroying the mutated cells?
hint: its a LOT
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@spookperson
@fyeahmfabello
i actually thought she was saying the opposite - that she appreciated the text?
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what's wild to me are all the complaints in the replies and a shocking lack of acknowledgement that a bunch of children just underwent trauma simultaneously during critical development periods
“Post-COVID” students are different. If you haven’t been teaching in a classroom in the last 3 years, you don’t understand. Please listen to teachers.
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@Mmiller9967
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@diannnamorales
its not MY house
I'm a guest here and so are you
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@fawfulfan
no one has "good insurance"
no one
you either are someone who doesn't use the healthcare system so you haven't encountered just how bad your insurance really is OR you are very wealthy and pay OOP
ask me how i know
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Hyper vaccinated German man, you have to stop. your spike specific IgG too high. your antigen reactive T cells too tough. they'll kill you.
When, in 2022, the media reported about a man from Germany who received at least 90 vaccinations against SARS-CoV-2, we (as many others) wondered what kind of consequences such hypervaccination would have on the immune system. 2/19
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lol people love yelling about HIPAA but this is like actually what constitutes a textbook HIPAA violation. like. holy shit. she could (and should) face criminal charges for this.
This is the scandal. This is the scandal. This is the scandal
Workers at a gender clinic were keeping a spreadsheet of the clients that they thought were not really trans, and they shared that spreadsheet with socially conservative politicians and Jesse effing Singal
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people saying ITYSL S3 is bad are wrong
getting in on the backlash to the backlash EARLY 😌
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@jamesrbuk
@mikejjennings
Yes, and you think you're an expert, when you decidedly are not
as a reporter, you should know to defer to expertise re: the magnitude of impact a data read out has on projections for vaccination readiness
we don't dole out PhDs for "covering a topic for months"
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@SweatieAngle
people are complaining "all that's not necessary" and i'm like no, wrong, every school in america should be a fucking castle
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@eqposting
@francescalyn
getting pretty upset with how few of these guys are still with us
(LAVAR, TAKE UR VITAMINS)
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@realroboshit
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@FrescoJk
or the DEA is overstepping
still unreal that they're not helping patients find new providers??
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@fakedansavage
you're right, I couldn't get through it, because it was a pile of hot steaming shit, and had to give up when I got to "we berated Nicole Cliffe until she deleted rather than deal with trolls" as "evidence" of Singal's innocence before my brain leaked out of my ears
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@FlSeaFlapFlap
@gin__erso
@oliviabradley88
@Granddad_Sr
like my brother is short
not 5'0 but like 5'6"
he has NEVER suffered a day in his life for want of female attention; in fact, quite the opposite and its awful
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@thereisnojayjay
honestly i needed to observe horrible men in their natural habitats for 4 decades before being able to appreciate how amazingly cutting the satire really is
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oh man we are approaching menswear guy milkshake duck event horizon i can FEEL IT IN MY BONES
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@jamesrbuk
@mikejjennings
yeah, and I'm a physician who works in drug and vaccine development, and there's no reason to piss on people's excitement - knowing there's a light at the end of the tunnel is a reasonable source of hope and joy
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@JpgSilent
@Dareduvillain
@sadpoastingusa
shoot and terrorize poor, black, and brown people, protect property and property owners,
that’s always been their purpose, they are doing exactly as they were designed to so
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@bexual_healing
@Very__Regular
i'm obsessed with
@the_sioux_chef
and found what he says about fry bread in his cookbook very enlightening
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