Jonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNews
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Jonathan Pie is a news reporter https://t.co/0AQ0lNiSvD… WEBSITE: https://t.co/ete9uc4BML Enquiries to [email protected]
London, England
Joined October 2015
Rod Stewart’s donuts?! . All 8 episodes of series 2 of Call Jonathan Pie are now available on @BBCSounds. Just in time for bank holiday weekend!
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@JonathanPieNews Absolute bollocks!! Why are you trying to whitewash Putin's attempt at genocide of the Ukrainian people?. He is as vile as Trump, the only difference is Trump is about 10 years behind Putin in dismantling the democracy and government in favour of a dictatorship.
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Well there I was, thinking Putin is a terrible person. This changes everything.
Russian President Vladimir Putin gifted a man in Alaska a new Motorcycle after he couldn't find spare parts for his old bike.
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The only time this guy stops wanking these days is to press 'send' on a tweet.
Ani is👌.
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Which in itself is merely a symptom of a wider issue.
@JonathanPieNews I would say that it does appear that a lot of those advocating for 'raising the flag' are doing so performatively to try and get a reaction, like a sixteen year old wearing an offensive t-shirt.
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Well this is precisely the problem. Labelling pride in one flag as 'ethical' but demonising another as 'sinister' is the reason people are feeling the need to raise the second one. We are a fair few years into this 'culture war' now and some people still don't get it.
"The reason the Palestinian flags went up is for an ethical, humanitarian reason. ". @narindertweets questions the intentions of "Operation Raise the Flag" and suggests the involvement of far-right groups is "sinister". @CharlieRowley18 | Alexis Conran | #JeremyVine
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Perhaps when Trump has extracted his tongue from Putin's anus for a few minutes, he could take a look at this?.
This was a demonstrative and cynical Russian strike. They are aware that a meeting is taking place today in Washington that will address the end of the war. We will have a discussion with President Trump about key issues. Along with Ukraine, the leaders of the United Kingdom,
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RT @realrossnoble: You best listen to Ross and don’t be a wobbler…. Expect the unexpected (and then some) as Ross unleashes his new tour ‘C….
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Of course this brings up a parallel with the Lucy Connolly case. The difference is, Ricky Jones' case went to trial after he pleaded not guilty and was deliberated on by a jury. Lucy Connolly pleaded guilty. It's likely a jury would have cleared her too had she not done that.
BREAKING: Suspended Labour councillor Ricky Jones, 58, has been found not guilty at Snaresbrook Crown Court of encouraging violent disorder after he called for far-right protesters’ throats to be cut at an anti-racism rally in the wake of rioting following the Southport murders.
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Stefan Dennis is trending. Is it 1989 again? Because to be honest, I wouldn't mind that. Everything was a lot simpler back then.
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No Elon, I do not want to promote my posts by paying money to brute-force them onto other people's feeds. Fuck off (and no, I don't pay for the blue tick either).
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If you post: "I enjoy a nice apple now and again" - you'll receive replies telling you how wrong you are, and how enjoying apples makes you simultaneously a far right bigot and a soy boy lefty cuck.
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RT @JonathanPieNews: Troops on the street in DC:."Trump will relentlessly pursue every violent criminal in who breaks the law, undermines p….
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Troops on the street in DC:."Trump will relentlessly pursue every violent criminal in who breaks the law, undermines public safety, and endangers law-abiding Americans. " .Although if you storm The Capital and take a shit on The Speaker's desk. you'll be fine.
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I can’t work out if he’s just gloating here or not.
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You would think he'd consider checking the facts before publicly losing his shit over literally any individual in a boat these days.
Independent MP Rupert Lowe has admitted mistaking a charity rowing crew for “illegal migrants”
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This is like an ethical vegan clothing brand selling leather jackets and fur coats on a market stall as a sideline for a bit of extra cash.
🚨 NEW: Labour’s Homelessness Minister Rushanara Ali is under pressure to resign after it emerged she evicted her tenants then relisted the property for £700 more a month . [@theipaper].
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RT @JaCm2000uk: Watched @JonathanPieNews round up of labour's 1st anniversary again. Still rings true . I'd make every @UKLabour MP watch i….
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He was first diagnosed in 2000. I've seen people saying this under posts where someone's died at the age of 98: "Did he/she have the vaccine?". Actual madness.
@JonathanPieNews Especially if you got the poisonous Covid shot filled with cancer causing sv40.
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I genuinely thought this was parody 😬.
Introducing the first AI prototype of a British MP🇬🇧🤖. When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it or be left behind.
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