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The Sports Bra (a sports bar in my neighborhood that only shows women’s sports) is finally open and I’m very stoked
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My brother made the most upsetting pie I’ve ever had in my life
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I got Gigi’s food sensitivity test results back today and great news!!! The world’s smallest cat can comfortably eat alligator, water buffalo, and almost nothing else.
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If the massive increase in LGBT identification in recent years is a result of increased acceptance, why aren't we seeing large numbers of Gen X and older coming out of the closet?
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I’m losing my mind over this kitten’s mustache that makes him look like he has buck teeth
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When I worked in a Starbucks drive-thru, the best-case customer scenario was when someone was reasonably friendly and left a tip. The worst-case scenario was basically this
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“I love my shitty expensive thing that almost killed my whole family”
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I saw a TikTok this morning of a woman who didn’t know that lox and raw salmon are different, so she’s been slicing off pieces of raw grocery store salmon for a week now and eating it with bagels and cream cheese
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Journalism is alive and well at the Washington Examiner
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Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back 🤣
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Not now, sweety, mom’s bullying her own child on Twitter
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I picked up this book at an estate sale (bc I’m always on the lookout for white elephant gifts) and I need you all to see the letter that fell out of this book which has CLEARLY never been opened once and is fully unread
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lol she worked as a developer on the Twitter app for Android
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Millennials have been talking about this for the past 15 years while Fox News called us snowflakes and made fun of people who had to live with their parents but I’m glad they’re suddenly taking it so seriously 🙄
'FEELING HELPLESS': Alabama mom's rant about the unattainable American dream goes viral.
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This year we’re doing away with the myth of “unskilled labor”
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I found a new guy and I need you all to see his special talent
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About 6 months ago I put in an order with Hirbawi (the last kufiya factory in Palestine) for a kufiya designed to recognize Palestinian/Irish solidarity. I was totally ok w/the idea that it might never get here, but it arrived today & I’m so grateful. I’ll wear it with pride 🕊️
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I’m visiting my grandpa and admiring his handiwork around the house
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This is what all the Barbie Oscar snub discourse sounds like to me
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How am I supposed to work with George standing and staring at me like this
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I gotta hand it to Elon - X is THE best app for being forced to see a video of a child hit by a car
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The biggest impression Sinéad O’Connor made on me was her performance at the Bob Dylan tribute show a few days after she ripped up the pope’s pic on SNL. She doubled down on her criticism of the church even while being booed by all of Madison Square Garden - she was 26 & so brave
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@KaraBTweets
About 10 years ago I bought some salmon from QFC and it had little worms in it - and I remember texting my dad to ask him how many worms were ok in salmon and he was like “uh….ideally zero worms”
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who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era
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These two are brothers and they’re up for adoption at the Spokane animal shelter and I love them 🥲
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I need someone to get to the bottom of why pickleball has been forced on us so significantly over the last few years
my god this is embarrassing. how is this geriatric hobby on regular espn.
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i'm being bullied by the Old Navy website's "try it on" feature
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When I got back from my run today, there was a Who Framed Roger Rabbit VHS resting outside my apartment. This is a tactic used by human traffickers to mark their next victim. I was spared this time but I just want to let the girlies know.
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Seems to me like this is real-time exact-location sharing
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The woman in front of me at Fred Meyer just now was refusing to wear a mask and doing the whole “my body my choice” thing when the cashier asked her to put one on, and when it was my turn at the register the cashier told me she lost her only daughter to covid last year
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lol this is one of the most tragic posts I’ve ever seen on this site
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motorcycle smut mags from the late 70s/early 80s are truly perfect
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It’s the 4-year anniversary of George emerging from the bedroom closet with a rock-hard loaf of French bread that he’d stashed in there the week before
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Dragging all your former advertisers into discovery is totally going to win them back! Excellent move, sir
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There’s only one photo on my 2024 vision board and it’s Martha Stewart getting all dirty in pleated pants
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nothing good so far, they looked at bus routes and then closed their phone :(
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I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I went to pick up George from the groomers and it seems that he actually exploded during his appointment. RIP 🙏🏻
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I've discovered an Etsy store that ONLY sells this painting of three women peeing in urinals, customized with every pro sports team's jerseys. Here's the Blazers version:
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When my bf and I tried to explain the post-left nü-catholic thing to his mom, she rolled her eyes and said “derivative” in the most scornful tone I’ve ever heard
Wrote the Critics Dispatch for
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— on why the Based It Girl is the most influential cultural figure of the moment
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I’m finally done with my month of Grand Jury duty and I can’t speak to any of the specifics about the 80 cases they brought before us, but here are my takeaways:
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i regret to inform you that Lena Dunham is at it again
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lmfao
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@quilssachent
lol Gigi’s test actually came back with a big red X next to kangaroo, so this particular food is not for her
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I think it has more to do with this
Some people think because it’s “electric” it can’t handle water 😂
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And then do not say a *single word* (other than “I’m exercising my 5th amendment right”) until an attorney is there.
The cops are not your friends. There is no way to talk yourself out of something in a way that they won’t later use as evidence against you. Do not talk to them.
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One other thing: I cannot overstate how crucial it is that you never EVER talk to the police.
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It’s like how Kenneth the Page sees the world as muppets, except that through the eyes of right-wing grifters, everyone at Twitter is an equally powerful member of the Free Speech Supression Team
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I like to go through old LIFE magazines & look ppl up to see where they ended up in the 50 years since they were featured in the mag & BOY was I surprised to learn that this little boy grew up to be a YouTuber named “JewWario” who offed himself after being accused of sexual abuse
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The face of a man who had to be forced to stop eating muck
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Tomi Lahren’s out here trying to shoot herself in the crotch to own the libs
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