lisatomic
@lisatomic5
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mostly wholesome, often curious
Joined June 2020
unpinning this tweet bc it worked
New plan: Find a Husband. Then together: Start a vegetable garden. Cook good foods. Smoke meats. Build a chicken coop. Plant fruit trees. Make jam. Bake sourdough. Brew kombucha. Play music. Woodshop in the garage. Go camping. Paint the walls. Read books. Take a nap. Make love.
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rn my daughter is texting me about taking her to target so she can make little christmas gift baskets for her friends, and my son is simultaneously texting me but about how many of him it would take to kill a komodo dragon
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one day I'll find a nerd woman in real life. and I'll call her... my white whale...
just got excited bc I thought I overheard this woman irl say "Arrakis"... but alas. she had only said a normal word
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just got excited bc I thought I overheard this woman irl say "Arrakis"... but alas. she had only said a normal word
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I've been so bored of twitter recently that I booted my urbit planet again
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people shouldn't talk like this to children either zero curiosity, zero comprehension, just total unmoving smugness and passive aggression authoritarian women are the worst
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actually this is a geek event
Signs you're at a nerd event: When the dinner options are formatted in JSON...😂
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idk why people seem to hate this guy so much, he seems fine if he kept the same musical style but replaced his lyrics with smth kinda cocky and misogynist I bet ppl would like him
i love that a real “Type of Guy” increasingly seen during Our Era is “Guy who probably would have ‘Gone Postal’ but was chemically castrated and lobotomized by a benevolent pharmaceutical industrial complex”
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WHY is it that the people who pay out the money are the ones estimating the value? these is the worst possible incentive structure!
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insurance company says my car was worth $28,750, but will not explain any detail about their models, data or methods my random forest model using scraped local carvana + autotrader + MarketCheck data gives $30,682 valuation software should be open source. this is so stupid.
some guy rear-ended me a while ago, the insurance co said my car was totaled but I seems like they're lowballing me on the value? yet as I'm currently unemployed, I'm making a beautifulsoup car listings web scraper + jupyter notebook... time for a little data science project
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sorry but you can't have the acronym MTG, that one is already taken
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office. She is saying a lot but her ACTIONS have not backed up the
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it's that time of year again when "have yourself a merry little christmas" transitions into outkast's "the whole world" in my head on repeat
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picture this delivered in the preschool-teacher-y singsong voice of Ms Rachel
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a couple years ago when I was battling with this school principal, she started off this multi-teacher/parent meeting by talking abt my son, ending her intro with "and that's a day in the life of sweet youn-- well, young-- <son's name>" bc that's just the kind of bitch she was
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gpt says I'm wrong fwiw and that acne rates have only been increasing
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kids don't really seem to have acne anymore, at least not in the way some did when I was in middle/high school. is this... an actual phenomenon? was terrible acne a 80s/90s dietary thing...?
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I like when I've been cooking at home a lot and there are many little jars and containers of things in the fridge, bc it turns cooking into different kind of problem about how to combine and use things up which is a more interesting problem than thinking of new things to cook
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and it seems like if people accepted/conceded "wait ok those are two different things" then they'd quickly gain rhetorical ground with "yes, and sports/bathrooms are and have always been sex-segregated, what does gender have to do with it?"
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