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Stand up Comedian & writer @magslals on TikTok & Insta & YouTube/ I make musical solo shows/ click link for live shows & exclusive content ✨

New York, NY
Joined April 2014
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1 year
My debut special is out now!!! Watch here
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3 months
Fletcher coming out as straight to pave the way for other unnamed gay pop artists to eventually marry men.
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What do you want to know?.
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3 months
Fletcher paving the way for many unnamed lgbtq pop stars to eventually marry men.
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4 months
I have like 80 more years of posting until I drop my deathbed reel where I’m like grwm to go to hell.
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4 months
Imagine your last words being “thanks for stopping by JD”.
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4 months
Wow thank god for life coaches
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4 months
Me chatting with @Delta after my flight was delayed 7 hours
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5 months
An old corporate boss of mine once told me “you can run but you can’t hide.” I’m like ok wrong I just hid under my desk.
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5 months
So embarrassed by younger me calling people with “travel bios” basic AF. I was like ew your whole personality is “✈️🌎🚗 take me anywhere???” Meanwhile my bio for all my 20s was proudly “🍕🚬🍺⚰️I don’t do Shit”.
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Sexual harassment is the worst until you’re 70. I’ll be senile on my deathbed and my last words will be what do you think of my ass? BEEEEEEEP.
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5 months
This rich girl I knew growing up was like do u ever wanna f**k your personal chef? I’m like girl no but I flirt with chef boyardee and he doesn’t respond.
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5 months
A woman next to me on my flight just asked me if the plane was flying. Perhaps an apocalypse is best.
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5 months
A rich girl in my high school was like do you ever feel like your nanny is your mom? I was like no but sometimes I feel like my exterminator is my uncle.
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People in their 30s work so hard to create a “luxurious” lifestyle that is just not leaving their house.
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5 months
RT @litlefishes: tramell tilman is the GOAT #severance
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5 months
Fully delusional woman in therapy #therapy #Therapist #mentalhealth #MentalHealthMatters
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5 months
We’re not well women 😂 #millennial #viral #therapy
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5 months
Is anyone okay? 😂 #therapy #therapist #menvswomen
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7 months
Yoga teachers if they were honest 🧘‍♀️🙏☮️😂
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7 months
Trying to start a group chat with 911 and ambulance.
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