Vince Guerrieri
@vinceguerrieri
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Journalist and author of a new book on the weirdness of Cleveland sports. Husband, father, son of Chuck, equal parts role model and cautionary tale. He/him
City of light, city of magic
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My latest, for
@ClevelandMag
, a 50th anniversary oral history of ten-cent beer night.
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@WMcHBg
An Englishman told me that the difference between Americans and the British are that Americans think 100 years is old and British think 100 miles is far. That was 20 years ago, and I still use that line.
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@Hepcat25
@FCardamenis
Same episode.
Burns: How did my stocks do?
Homer (looking at the newspaper): Uh, they all won!
Burns: And my options?
Homer: You can get up, or stay in bed.
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@RufusTSuperfly
Honestly, the one thing I've learned from the Zoom era is that an additional lamp does WONDERS.
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Hey, remember when Chase McLaughlin made his first 24 kicks this season and we all thought we'd found our kicker?
#Browns
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The
@nytimes
saw fit to do a John Adams obit, and I cannot argue with this decision.
Because I'm a subscriber, you can read it through this gift link without a subscription.
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@VeryBadLlama
Not just a pandemic, a pandemic that followed an unprecedented world war. But yeah. (I, on the other hand, would like to point out that I'm no more unhinged now than I was pre-pandemic. I was pretty unhinged pre-pandemic.)
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@edburmila
@KevinMKruse
This seems like a good time to remind people that Jim Traficant became a folk hero in the Mahoning Valley for refusing to serve eviction notices to steelworkers who’d lost their jobs after the mills closed. He was actually jailed for a couple days for contempt.
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@Mike_Peters_LGM
@ArthuronSports
@JayCuda
There's an old saw in baseball: Every team wins 50 and every team loses 50. It's what they do with the rest that counts.
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@boneysoups
@scumbelievable
My wife loves the Food Network, but absolutely HATES the Pioneer Woman. Doesn't seem so irrational now...
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The
#Browns
are back! A year ago, nobody in Mahoning County would have filed charges against someone stealing a Browns shirt.
Man charged after bringing BB gun to Boardman Giant Eagle, stealing Browns shirt
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Clearly, he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Kevin Stefanski at his introductory press conference and after year 2
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A 94-year-old retired kindergarten teacher is calling me about misspelled words in today's paper. How's everyone else's Friday going?
@OHnewsroom
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Mongo no longer just pawn in game of life.
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@MoiraDonegan
I am still haunted by the protection order requests I read as a young crime reporter after the person who made the request was killed.
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Reminder: Paul Dolan owned the team when CC was traded to the Bronx.
Guardians owner Paul Dolan hopes CC Sabathia enters Hall of Fame as a Cleveland Indian
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My forthcoming book on weird moments in
#Cleveland
sports includes a chapter called, “Wait, that guy was here?” Dave comes up.
Dave Winfield blasted 465 (career) Home Runs
2 came with the Cleveland Indians
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All barbershops are being closed at the end of the day by order of
@MikeDeWine
. The last 15 years of my life has prepared me for this.
#baldisbeautiful
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"The belief is in your own precision." RIP Max Von Sydow.
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Please don't be the next Belichick. Please don't be the next Belichick. Please don't be the next Belichick. Please don't be the next Belichick. Please don't be the next Belichick. Please don't be the next Belichick. Please don't be the next Belichick.
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The 2021
#Browns
: For people who liked the 2019 team, but felt like the coach wasn’t attractive enough.
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Zero Dark Sixteen.
#Browns
John Dorsey said he goes dark for about a month. Doesn't listen, watch, read anything on outside.
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@davidcinema
I saw a program from Abe Vigoda's funeral. On the front, it said, "Can you get me off the hook, for old time's sake?"
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“Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.”
— Bill Terry
The people running Major League Baseball are amazingly efficient businessmen who have absolutely no idea why people like their product and will, eventually, do more harm to it than anyone possibly could if that was what they specifically set out to do.
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@cooperlund
Y'know, I just can't help but wonder what might have happened had he become commissioner of baseball instead.
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Actor Kevin Costner, the star of "Field of Dreams" and "Dances With Wolves," will endorse South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg this weekend, the campaign announced. The two-time Academy Award winner will introduce Buttigieg in Iowa.
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@drmattdambrosio
"I'm a motivational speaker, I eat a lot of government cheese, and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!"
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The following is a transcript of a call I just took:
Caller: "My husband called you last night."
Me: "I work mornings, so I didn't take the call."
Caller: "He wanted you to come over and do a story, but he was drunk, so please don't come over."
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@GeorgeFalkowski
@nut_history
290 down the right field line. That’s why they built the wall so high. (Deep left-center, by comparison, was 460 or so. League Park had, uh, interesting dimensions.)
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Ken Carman has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
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RIP Mudcat Grant. It was my privilege to have met him at League Park.
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@EricMGarcia
@dpdsu44
It is one of the great joys of my career that I actually had John Glenn tell me about this himself.
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@punished_cait
@BenCox83
And now he wants to challenge you to a race around the world in his confabulous fabtraption.
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Contract's been signed, manuscript's been delivered, so I feel comfortable finally making this social media official: Book
#3
is on its way, on the weirdest moments in
#Cleveland
sports history.
@clevelandbooks
is publishing, tentatively out next spring.
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@laynemontgomery
@PeteCroatto
Pretty sure I would have spontaneously combusted in this situation.
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Hey, I wrote this!
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@embernic
My wife and I met in our late 20s, by which time we were mostly fully-formed adults. We didn’t have to show each other any of these things. (My immaturity manifested itself in other ways.)
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@BenjaminCrew1
@oldrutigliano
“I’ll bet you 20,000 francs.”
“Make it 10,000. I’m only a poor corrupt official.”
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"Less than two years after failing to win a single game, the Browns and their city are riding high" with a special appearance by
@reflog_18
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With Sunday's win, Kevin Stefanski now has as many wins as
#Browns
coach (regular season and playoffs) as Bud Carson.
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Came across this gem while cleaning up the office at home...
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@Reflog_18
To this day, whenever I go to a wedding, I always find someone's sport coat so I can do fat guy in a little coat.
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@Reflog_18
I said it before, I’ll say it again: I am a
#Browns
fan. There is no team in the NFL I hate more than the Browns.
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For me, it's when the bullpen door swings open and "Wild Thing" starts playing. Mostly because it seemed like science fiction when I saw it ... and then it came true six years later.
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@Calliethulhu
@BexvanKoot
I recall very clearly a Fire Chief who was begging for a levy saying, “We went from heroes after 9/11 to greedy public employees in a hurry.”
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@dcsomers
@Super70sSports
That is more evident if you're old enough to remember the old signs.
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Last night,
@HistoryBoyle
went to the big classroom in the sky. I met him when I was 18, and to borrow a line from the Star Trek movie, it was the start of a friendship that would define us both in ways we had not yet realized. I was the first in a long line of his students...
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Hey, I wrote this!
O-H! Ohio State football is back 🏈 "Hang On Sloopy" is heading your way, so catch up on how it became an Ohio anthem.
#GoBuckeyes
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@barry
@bubbaprog
@emmabaccellieri
I'm in. Photo of the launching by the grandfather of my friend and mentor,
@HistoryBoyle
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#Funfact
: The Fitz launched on the day Prince was born.)
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@Lilacmess
@EricSchrimshaw
A friend of mine who's been fighting cancer for nearly a decade said there's something wonderfully clarifying about COVID: It lets him know who really gives a shit if he dies and who doesn't.
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@JFrankensteiner
@JoshFlagner
I was JUST having this conversation with
@historyboyle
. One of the reasons 9/11 was so jarring was because it came during a time everyone considered "the end of history." The Cold War was over. Things had changed for the better. At least, we thought.
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And Al Gore was MOCKED for talking about a Social Security "lockbox."
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NARRATOR: They did. It didn't help.
"We're going to have to make Lamar turn over the ball."
-
@Reflog_18
drops in his Sunday Night Football pick
presented by
@shacknews
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@drphiliplee1
I had a Saturday night that involved Rumple Minz. I was in such a bad way the next day I went to Mass just for the wine. Then I went to Grandma’s. She fed me and let me sleep it off. Then started busting my balls about being hungover. I miss her.
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@drewmagary
My grandfather would eat heads of garlic like they were apples. One time, my father said, “Jesus, did you eat a whole head of garlic?” Charlie said, “Well, yeah, but I had a piece of gum afterward. You can still tell?”
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