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White trans women rappers on tiktok is the trans version of a white cis woman with a ukulele on YouTube.

There should be a term for feeling dysphoric and like a total dude over shit that is actually the dykiest shit in the world.

ngl, you should also kill the cop that's outside your head.

That photo Sophie tried to take of the moon probably looked like shit if she had an iphone.

RT @lib_crusher: Every notable anti-establishment reporter and crank since 2017

If cats could talk they'd just yell "WHOOOOORE" at you, which is what they do now but you don't know that.

DJ: This one is for the dolls! We're nothing without you.[plays utterly awful music].

in a samurai battle and I do that thing from samurai movies where the sword goes through me but I keep walking a bit til I fall, but then I also do that thing from real life where I shit myself when I die.

*drowns humanity".GOD: 🌈 won't do it again 🥰.

been binging a lot of "why the left always loses" content - like, very online leftists grappling w their powerlessness and I personally think that's loser behavior; there's leftists out there moving things but they outside already and not asking for permission from a podcast host

then say "thank you kind redditor!!!! 🥰🥰🥰😋" and then use the simple life hack to commit an act of violence that gets its own Wikipedia page.

"you ready to give up, or are you thirsty for more?" He asks. I smile as I spit blood out of my mouth, "bring it on". I then continue my temp job of stuffing gift bags for a CVS corporate event.

At the dollar theater in line for Mine Craft movie. Frantically scrolling 'minecraft' Wikipedia page to answer my step son's many questions "Minecraft Steve is NOT bisexual" I look up and a homeless guy in line in front of me mouths that I'm a great mom.

Working at Buzzfeed, the year is 2010. I have achieved my dream. I am wearing a sweater vest, sitting at a ball chair. I write in my Acer laptop "seven tips on how to break the arm of an orphan" I'm immediately fired.

There's this genre of queer person who talks like a press release from a non-profit and they're my ideological enemy.

Time to open TikTok. It's been a while since I've seen the dumbest person imaginable make a biggest deal out of nothing.

ME: I just finished crying in h-mart .THEM: oh, I loved that book .ME: book?.

My Tinder match is acting weird

Trans joy is an act of rebellion.*eats like shit then doom scrolls for 6 hours*.

New York Post headlines used to be funny like URINE TROUBLE about a guy pissin in public and now every cover is just a single racial slur in big font.