The PM announcement is live! I am absolutely thrilled! My vampire novel THE RED SACRAMENT is coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks!

My partner's been reading Black Beauty to the kids and about half way through he goes "they're always talking about horses" and I was like "well yeah" and he was like "..." and I was like "..." and then he goes "is black beauty a HORSE?" and I go "they're all horses"

took the baby to the paris catacombs and he spent the entire time happy squealing and reaching out for people that were not there. convinced the veil is thin for him and he was playing with centuries old french spirits.

‘Death Blowing Bubbles’ on the ceiling of the Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg

I would rather be a human being sleeping peacefully in bed with my husband, thank you

@boneysoups I am always turning her under a bright light like a diamond, appreciating each new facet of her absolutely terminal insanity

Women's stories are so important

Finally ppl waking up to Le Creuset’s tackiness. Lodge-heads stay winning

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the best live theatre experience I have ever had and it isn’t close

wow anyway so if you like vampires who look completely and I mean completely insane you will love my debut historical gothic vampire novel THE RED SACRAMENT out July 2026 from Titan Books!

eyes hair mouth figure dress voice style movement hands magic rings glamour face diamonds excitement image? in THIS economy? I don’t think so my friend

I love her so much I would talk about death with her anytime

there's a segment of This American Life called The Walls Close In about these people. they loved and hated each other. some of them went insane. one built an orchestra of automatons in a warehouse in New Jersey, arguably becoming the Phantom of the Opera himself

one thing i think about all the time is that Phantom of the Opera opened on Broadway on October 9, 1986 and ran until April 16, 2023 and many of the members of its orchestra stayed for the entire run, playing the same music 8 shows a week for 37 YEARS

well i definitely know what anyone who's ever had to spend time w meghan mccain would define as torture

people are mad at this but it's right

I watched Twilight for the first time during covid and when this guy walked in I absolutely lost it. I was inconsolable with laughter. It was over for me

“cozy fantasy” is a result of modern dnd, and I think it is interesting in how it updates dnd’s original sin of treating goblins as unthinkingly worth killing with a fantasy of living without conflict. in this sense it mirrors the pivot of a colonial conqueror to liberal society

1700s French ballet choreography

I had a nightmare where a blonde woman in a nightgown was coming after me in a motel room. Her hands were like raw chicken and no matter how hard I fought her, how many times I smashed her head into the wall, she kept coming. I was so exhausted, she kept coming. that’s a vampire