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@tinypants311

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She/Her. Former chef, PT wine peddler, bacon addict, 311 junkie, beach/sun/nature worshipper, animal lover, Braves fan. #VoteBlue2024 #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

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3 years
@shOoObz I was informed today of a vet that is anti-COVID vax - yet recommends & administers all types of vaccines for her clientele, daily 😔
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@AaronPPettit1 @KT_So_It_Goes And yet, billions of people believe in a deity they’ve never seen 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@IamNiaRae Have immense appreciation for many forms of art. In my younger years, was enthralled w/her photography/talent. Then I started noticing how different her photography was w/Black celebrities. She’s extremely schooled in the art of lighting, this is intentional.
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@Jthmeow @girldrawsghosts I’m a tiny cis woman, sporting a near “GI Jane” haircut, muscular for my size, with a tendency to wear gay pride & other equal rights shirts…and same with the stares.
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3 years
@MattWSB A good guy with no gun took out the terrorist with a mini-arsenal🤔
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4 years
@lahseattle @ImNotAnAddict @mmpadellan @DanRather Yup, no question Miller’s the slimy little swamp creature that concocted this alienating display of putridness.
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11 months
@thejackhopkins This is why I didn’t get on the “why no Jarvanka special counsel” train, I knew Jack was already TCB.
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@SSWorks And yet, you forgot to include the first generation NOT to amass more wealth than their parents, WTH?
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1 year
@simsimmaaz 😂 Just THE drink ppl order when they want to get wasted quickly & economically!
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11 months
@Phil_Lewis_ @Megawatts55 Once again, time to remind everyone: ALL NFL players have access to a YEAR-ROUND car service that will pick them up from anywhere & take them anywhere they choose to go.
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@AngryBlackLady Ages 10-12, got off the bus at the neighbor’s, with their 2 girls (maybe 5 & 7 at start) in order to ‘watch them’ for a couple hours till their mom got home…had to make sure all 3 of us stayed alive, w/literally no qualifications for the job.
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@SupernovaMomma Oh , they definitely talk to each other…there’s one here that sounds the alarm for the others, to alert them to the morning & evening feedings.
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4 years
@WindsorMann “Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov
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@Marcus4Georgia @_trashville What the @TNGOP didn’t count on, was accidentally making these two reps heroes to an entire generation…and likely their parents.
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@johnpavlovitz Should I Stay or Shoulld I Go’, The Clash
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@NotHoodlum @HStarshot Don’t privately owned businesses have the right to serve whomever they please? RE: baker refusing to serve a gay couple requesting a wedding cake…
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@solomonmissouri Yet so many men have zero issues w/leaving an ill wife at the drop of a hat…or any criticism for those that do.
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@naima I saw this on Newsbreak this morning - which I kinda hate, bc so much sensationalism - but it is my only local news source. Her family absolutely does not buy that she killed herself, so this isn’t going away any time soon for him.
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2 years
@MiraclesArt @PattyArquette @AthansChristi @iamofdaniel This has been happening in TX for several election cycles, going back to at least 2014.
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4 years
@gasior_gina @Mikel_Jollett Apparently, they didn’t think about the fact that this virus would likely cause many of the people that voted them into office to die, or they didn’t care...
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10 months
@smoke_nd_pearlz From the movie ‘Snatch’, “Never trust a man with a pig farm.”
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4 years
@johnsong201990 @CNN They can’t believe we eat cows...
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@ask_aubry At least 2 of those skilled trades listed generally pay quite nicely, and the third can, as well…precisely bc so many dudes like this don’t know how to do anything of the sort.
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6 months
@ericriveracooks ‘How to make something that takes 2secs ridiculously more difficult’. She should not be allowed to handle knives 😱
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4 years
How many of you would like to see @marcorubio retired in 2yrs, and fading into the oblivion he deserves?? Follow & support @AllenLEllison for Congress
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Please everyone, let's help this man give Rubio the boot! Please follow @AllenLEllison to help get his name out
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@MollyJongFast They look like the human version of guilt & shame…it suits them well.
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@LeslieStreeter We had these, and we were NEVER this chill! It was more like battle of the fittest…the kid that didn’t puke, or get flung off won 🏆
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@ResisterSis20 And abolish the Electoral College!?!?
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3 years
@baseball_ref 🤩🤩 I always liked J-Up, but this was a stellar trade.
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@T_FisherKing @chicagotribune Qwhite interesting 🧐
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3 years
@davenewworld_2 OMG, I know this place + their sister store 🤦🏼‍♀️ Owner’s a yuge tRump supporter...some maskless shoppers actually s**t-talk those that are 😷
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4 years
@DonCheadle This is a person who should NEVER have a dog...
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3 years
@davenewworld_2 🤦🏼‍♀️ And this is why so many white people can’t season food properly…they don’t know & can’t smell the difference btwn cilantro/oregano and weed.
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4 years
@elby812 @AynRandPaulRyan @marcorubio I’m also looking forward to kicking this boot licking faux Christian to the curb in 2022 ✊🏼
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2 years
@NotATweeter16 @BrentTerhune And this reminds me of the time my brother & I went to see BF5, and they didn’t play ‘Brick’…heard some dude on the way out say, “That’s like going to see Big Country, and they don’t play ‘Big Country’!”
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@_AllEyezOnZee @MissSassbox Yes, but Mom was a LOT nicer than him!
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@vote4piper4nuts Reflexively (bc I grew up w/lots of boys) ducked and pushed 1st husband when he raised his hand to hit me. He threatened to report me for abuse, my response, “Go ahead”…me: 5’2”/100#, him: 6’4”/200#
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@tiff4mahogany @crystal4obama This…I’ll likely go to my grave mad about Gore & HRC both getting screwed out of the presidency.
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2 years
@ceewal @JoJoFromJerz Idk, could be decades of GOP rule & gerrymandering, as well as other past+current voter suppression tactics 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️
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@Timodc @TheKostos I literally want to vomit rn...even while suffering horribly, he was still showing them exactly how kind of a soul he was, and they DGASF 😭
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@BlisterPearl I can not resist watching his every single time it shows up in my TL 🤩
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2 years
@WFKARS “Racy stripper adult drag queens”, one of these words does not belong. Clearly, someone has no clue how much effort it takes getting INTO drag, almost none are taking things off until the show/evening is over.
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5 years
@MollyJongFast That was an awesome use of air time!
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10 months
@ArtsyFish007 @TizzyEnt Damn, that was quick - so glad she decided to record this guy!
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2 years
“I was 19, I’d do anything…shit like that now scares me, but I’d like to do it again!” @311
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5 years
@Goss30Goss Says the guy who has rolled back multiple environmental regulations so his big biz buddies can pollute as much as they desire...
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11 months
@ruthbenghiat @Numbers28 Bring back the FCC Fairness Doctrine!
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3 years
@MeliMels99 @donwinslow How it showed up w/62 comments in btwn is pretty epic 😆
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5 years
@essenviews My question would be, “WTAF is wrong with you?”
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6 months
@igobycamille Mychal is literally amongst the best of humankind, and they can’t even begin to conceive of that notion.
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@BougieBlackGurl One of the most common things I’ve heard, in response to finding out I didn’t want kids. My response was usually, “Do you know someone who is a parent, but shouldn’t have been?” Most said yes, & my follow-up was, “Well, that’s me, but I knew before I did it.”
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4 years
@ZTPASTOR @ZerlinaMaxwell So sorry for your loss. Unfortunately, we’re stuck w/Rubio & DeSantis for another 2yrs, and Scott for another 4yrs...Gaetz is up for re-election this year, tho.
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@PettyLupone Because TFN liked her personality, not for her cooking skills…she was a waitress, if I remember correctly. Regardless, she is not a trained chef, or even one that ‘came up thru the ranks the hard way’.
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@SJ_Galvez The non-alcoholic “spirits” (and wine/seltzers/beers) are the same price, or more than the real deal, even for bars & restaurants.
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3 years
@OhNoSheTwitnt 🤩 A guy that used to be the buyer at one of my accounts randomly said in conversation, “Just once, I’d like to be as happy as a woman who finds a great dress with pockets”
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@leanne_cali I have a feeling this is why Biden called some of the mayors ahead of time…so they were fully aware of the $$ heading to FL, hence disabling #DeSatan from withholding funds.
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@acnewsitics Just moved to SC a month ago, and this makes me SOOOOOO happy!😃
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2 years
@ECwasabadidea @filipprl As a military women she definitely knew what an order to stand down meant, as well as the potential consequences for not doing so.
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🤣😂🤣 Happy Monday!
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@bdk1521 @windriderz49 Mom was one of those forced broodmares, and made it explicitly clear that I should have children for “no one but yourself, not because someone else wants you to have children”, exact words.
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2 years
@RexChapman How do people take this seriously? 😳
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@AdamRShannon @happyheathen01 This…the combo of driving as a huge part of my job, living in FL + being recently side-swiped in traffic has me SUPER paranoid & cautious 🥴😵‍💫
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@kemimarie @thecindynoir I’ve known so many over the years 😔
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3 years
@santiagomayer_ I’m guessing no state income tax & lax corporate tax laws are a plus for the Tesla C-suite 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@MissyBBBobtail This is Shadow, friends’ cat that I kept briefly, while they were in between housing…he’s such a sweet goofball!
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@lisaannfrisone @StevijoPayne @joncoopertweets Haven't gone in one of their stores yet, not planning to do so...
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@Rude95Virgo ☠️💀☠️ I just remembered my HS had a smoking area for students & teachers could smoke in their lounge.
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@NavyVeteranWife Check the look on the older girl’s face as she ‘serves’ his plate…she either hates, or is afraid of him. Couldnt quite tell which & can’t watch it more than 2x, or I’ll 🤮
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@highbrow_nobrow Hope they’re prepared for lawsuits from other religious organizations!
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@jloo2014 @BrentTerhune Never ceases to amaze me how many folks think he’s for real a MAGAT!
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2 years
@pancakegod16ao1 @AvengerResister Correct, it is a violation of Fed Labor Laws/EEOC to ask about age, religion, and multiple other items.
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@PaigeyyRebeccax You realize that you’re inferring post-menopausal women can’t “feel” like women, right?
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@StompTheGOP It’s also pretty hilarious that they think they’ll get to keep all of the federal government’s property. 😏
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@MollyJongFast It wasn’t today, but....”Do y”all have black people in Texas, or is it just Mexicans?”
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@itsaidanagain @theashleyray Right? Ain’t NO WAY that man has one iota of Woody’s gene pool.
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@clairewillett @MeatMechSuit @baddestmamajama @GothamGirlBlue Omg, had a lovely argument w/an aunt on this one 🙄
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1 year
@FPWellman He’s already proposed ending the Dem party in FL, so no real surprise that he’d want to do the same on a national scale.
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@chrislongview Congrats, you made @ODAction_News email this morning!
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