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I think if I worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it
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My little cousin asked a Jamaican related question the other day and the Jamaican adults were teasing her for not knowing and I said "that's literally y'all job to teach her and keep the culture alive. Her not knowing means you failed her"
It was QUIET 😭😭😭
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I actually agree with him cause I always thought it was annoying af that parents want you to do everything on THEIR time when it doesn't make a difference if I do the chore now or 15 mins later. It's all power trips lmao
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Garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper are basically the backbone of ALMOST every dish and then you add whatever other seasonings you want from there. SQUAD QUAD fr
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Nah but telling a woman you won't perform a medical procedure she specifically asked for not for safety reasons but because you think a man might want to use her body later to have a child is actually wild when you sit back and think about it.
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But also has anyone noticed the volume on movies is really low too? It's like they only put it up for action scenes and music
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Gorilla Glue Girl's story is about to be a plot point on Grey's ANATOMY. Watch. LMAOO 😭😭
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Bro this girl went outside, found this on her garbage bin and innocently asked tiktok what it could mean and the comments gave me chills.
I didn't even know this was a thing. That's so terrifying
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Oh that's how it's supposed to sound?? Wtf were we doing in elementary school???? 😭😭😭😭
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The fact that Vaginas can bleach underwear has always been fascinating to me lmao
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we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
“i’m just a girl” is the worst sentence ever known to man. women be pushing 30 saying that shit lmao
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Your good friend having a shitty boyfriend is one of the toughest scenarios to navigate.
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That day when everyone learned that Swedish people don't feed guests in their home was so fucking FUNNY😭😭😭😭
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The babies have no IDEA wtf Chickenpox is and y'all out here saying vaccines don't work lmaoo
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She didn't beat him hard enough but as a victim of this very thing I understand completely how your brain freezes. She did good
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Twitter's longevity is actually insane for a social media app
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Never understood why immigrants can't just take some sort of entrance exam so they can continue their careers. There's no reason for professionals with degrees to be coming here and driving taxis because their degrees aren't recognized in North America.
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I be choking on paper straws to save the planet just for billionaires to do this shit
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Learning that Paprika is just dried and crushed red bell peppers was really shocking. Like I dunno why I thought there was a Paprika tree somewhere
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BLUE IS A GIRL.
Y'ALL NOT REAL BLUE'S CLUES FANS!!!
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One adult problem that I'm absolutely exhausted by already is having to figure out what to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner everyday and buying the necessary groceries for these meals and then preparing them...every single DAY.
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Do straight men know they can just say "sorry I'm not gay" and leave it at that?
The extra dramatics and homophobia is very tired and juvenile lmao.
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Men that communicate their feelings like adults instead of creating unnecessary anxiety in their partner's life >>>>>>>>>
Girls that don’t get mad when you ghost and understand you’re going through some shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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I'm very fond of the quality time where you're both in the same room but doing your own thing separately .
I call it "Together Alone Time"
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I swear apple does such a shitty job of advertising this shit lmao. There's so many tools on the iPhone that I discover like every week 😭
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I told my parents that sometimes I take a mental health day and don't go to work and you would have thought I told them I do hard drugs in back alleys at night
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Men definitely stay after cheating. More than y'all think too. They just don't be telling anyone, not even their friends
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Claiming your culture is cars and planes is so funny
LMAOOOO?????
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This is gonna happen more and more when you tamper with women's rights btw.
19-year-old charged with murder after putting her newborn in the trash can at the hospital
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"This female"
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Bro older Generations HATE that we prioritize self care and well being. That shit makes them so angry for no reasonnnnnn
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Oh she learned a LOT on that Broadway stage. I can hear every WORD now😭😭
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"Flexible Remote work - we don't care where or when you work as long as the job gets done"
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Remember that goofy girl that made fun of a creator on here for saying she doesn't post stuff until she's gone from that location? This is why......
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My problem is I would have fallen in love right there and then be confused as to why he not in love with me back
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Both because cooking is about having diff flavour layers >>>>
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A man's favourite picture of you is always the weirdest one lmaooo. why are y'all like this
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One of my first jobs was at a dairy milk plant where I dyed the milk a milky white colour to hide all the blood and puss from consumers. That's why I drink almond milk today
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Women be having PTSD from dating men bruh. That trauma lingers too even when they find a good man....those fears are still there in the back of their heads.
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Employers complaining that they can't find applicants aged 20-30 anymore cause they don't wanna work for poverty wages anymore is *chef's kiss*
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It's like the same thing keeps happening over and over and nobody is learning from it.
After one week without masks, COVID outbreak forces two Mississippi high schools to close and go virtual.
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Being left on read in a groupchat is a different type of hurt because a whole GROUP of people decided they wasn't gonna reply to you?!!??
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The Voice got like 52 seasons and not one of them made it big. At this point it's just a karaoke show
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Little kids are like SPONGES and repeat everything cause where she heard that from 😭😭😭😭
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This woman tweeted about being sexually assaulted and how she had just left her abuser's house and then went missing. No one can find her
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He wants them to care so BAD 😭😭😭😭
What a LOSERRRRR
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I love sexual tension. The anticipation, the lust, the wanting. I love that shit
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What WE call white teeth and what dentists call white teeth are two very different things lmaoo. Natural teeth are not the colour of printer paper
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What y'all call this body type on men?
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I know y'all see how MEAN men are to men who treat women with respect and like Human beings. I know y'all see it.
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Even with a job and hobbies I'm still gonna wanna speak to someone I'm dating at the very least once for the day. And seeing my text being ignored all day while they on social media would annoy me as well. Y'all tooooooo nonchalant for me
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The fact that Drake Bell's father said to his ex wife "whatever you do, don't let that man near our child" and she turned around and let him SLEEP at that man's House.......
Deepest pits of hell for her.
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They have no prior knowledge of this being dangerous lmaooo
Kids are just so bad because why would he even think of doing that??? LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Jamaican. Braids.
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Manipulators be mad AF when they can't manipulate you lmao
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But do you see how dangerous that is??? Because she's using all these science terms and to someone who isn't educated she can sound like she knows what she's talking about. It's actually terrifying
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They really had us baby millennials dressing business casual to go to the club 😭😭😭
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The funniest thing about To Catch A Predator is when they would apologize and head out the door thinking that was the end of it and the police would tackle em outside 😭😭😭
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Did y'all think these women actually liked y'all? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
A stripper curving u in DMs then coming to sit in your face when she see u at her job like u bouta give your money always been the weirdest thing to me lol
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I feel like you only become a living room person when you live alone
Are y’all living room or bedroom people? I will stay in my bed alll day.
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Y'all be so angry when parents love their kids past the age of 18 lmaoooo
There is something seriously wrong with this generation. Infantilised and proud of it.
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Millionaires complaining about grocery prices is very depressing
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Men's bodies be betraying the hell outta them. One little kiss and you hard lmaooo
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MAKING your 16 year old buy their own toiletries as a parent is Fucking strange behaviour. That's the bare minimum you should be providing as a parent lmao
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I'm not sure if anyone else has gone through something like this...where someone touched you inappropriately (not r*pe) and it took awhile for you to register it as sexual assault....
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A lot of straight people think anal is just something you can do on a whim with no prep or training.
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I would have spread my legs right there in the Walmart
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The most embarrassing sex story for me was after I was done getting DICKED downnnn...we were laying down cuddling and I hear a voice go "GOOD EVENING YOUNG PEOPLE!"
That man neglected to tell me that his GRANDMA lived with him and I was NOT BEING QUIET 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
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I can tell from their reactions he has done her wrong many many times
This babe told her friends she was engaged & look at their reactions omg😭😭😭😭😭
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Apparently it's a superiority complex to be glad you didn't have 4 kids at 22 years old lmaoo. Alright man
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Did y'all not play Red light, Green Light as kids? Wym influence? 😭
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The way yall treat Sam Smith ever since he started being more feminine is very weird and nasty. Y'all are ugly.
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I just wanted to let y'all know that Printer Paper People have discovered putting lotion on your body and they are calling it "Body Slugging"......
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It still blows me that Covid took about 3.4 million people on this earth
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I'm surprised no one has done an astrology dating show where they pair people based solely off of their birth chart. I feel like that would be so funny
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Why do parents treat children this way. It's actually sad to watch
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I don't think people realize how serious this is. They don't just do this for nothing. The fact that he's not even getting visitation is VERY telling.
Keke Palmer granted temporary sole custody of son Leodis, with no visitation for ex-Darius Jackson
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"When you're big you will d*e and return to the universe" is a pretty profound statement for his age lmaooo
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I want y'all to understand that women are not exaggerating about misogyny.
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Getting mad that employees get to skip the security line so they can WORK is a level of hating I just have to laugh at lmaooo
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I need a Black woman to test this on a silk press and show us the results pls ❤️
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Me lying to advance my career:
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Men. Being able to peer insides the minds of men has done terrible things for my attraction to them as a whole.
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What I love about this is that he knew she would volunteer lmaooo
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Why I'm at the LCBO and this white man came in and started filling his bag with BOTTLES and turns to the employee and goes "and the best part is....I'm not paying for any it" and just walks out while they shouting and yelling at him 😭😭😭😭
Grabbing some alcohol for NYE. Y'all need anything?
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