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Tom Mitchelhill

@thecryptojourno

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internet coin enthusiast. reporter @cointelegraph | host of the @ngmi_crypto podcast | chief executive top signal @brotatocapital (views expressed are my own)

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Tom Mitchelhill
3 months
I've put some new things on the @ngmi_store : ✅ Hat Stays On Hat (for new $WIF millionaires) ✅ PNL Division Shirt ✅ #Bitcoin Does So Much (BSDM) Shirt ✅ Crypto payments enabled ( #Solana Pay)
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@ada_lluch Ah yes, choosing not to glorify anorexia (the most lethal mental illness in the world) and other forms of disordered eating is “weak.” Well done with this one. A truly steaming hot take.
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@cz_binance We were so young here xoxo
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@brettdash_ they really should've consulted urban dictionary first
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When you know you're going to prison for a few decades but the doc just filled your Adderall prescription.
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@elonmusk Lmao didn’t you just fire a dude bc you weren’t getting enough likes?
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@ada_lluch The vast majority of overweight people already recognise that it’s unhealthy, so blaming them for "societal decline" is pretty damn awful. I get that you're trying your hardest to be some sort of anti-woke influencer but saying that the fabric society is crumbling bc we've moved
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@SilvXBT no one tell him about alts pls
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@MrLottaHoes Well this is completely awful. One question, why you bitching about your Uber driver on Twitter?
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@jimcramer Jim no. pls don't do this.
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If I ever make 9 figures on memecoins, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
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@FilmUpdates @johnschreiber Local cocaine dealers must be fucking psyched rn
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Slerf dev commenting "oh fuck" under every new exploit is genuinely hilarious
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Literally does not matter how high the PNL goes. A 1996 Toyota Corolla is the only car you will ever see me in.
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@dillondanis Dillon Danis has revived his entire reputation off this beef alone.
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@cobie Damn. What does it say about the world when BitBoy is doing better investigative journalism than the NYTimes?
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1 year
@0xgaut “Notorious for satirical tweets.” Kindly redirects to an article explaining how musk apparently lives in a basement somewhere.
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gm @marginfi @Pancakesbrah has an urgent request regarding @monkhairsol lending. He says he will remove all of his funds from the platform immediately if drastic $monk action isn't taken soon.
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2 years
Gm from Australia 🇦🇺 Doesn’t matter where you’re from just say it back
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@GRDecter This "business" also has the most gargantuan military ever to have been established on this earth and controls the overall supply and subsequent valuation of the dollars you've arbitrarily valued it in. TLDR: bullish.
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The year is 2025 You’ve successfully sold a portion of the life savings that you converted to internet ponzis in 23/24 You’re sitting at a cafe in Monaco and make eye contact with someone who could only be @BigDickBull69 You nod & think to yourself: “holy shit he was right”
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@growing_daniel This entire thread is cringe af tumblr material. “Oh wait, I do remember what happened actually, haha, golly me”
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@farokh @ShannenJPEG @kanyewest Weird how people are still defending Kanye after he literally said the holocaust was bullshit and Hitler wasn’t a bad guy.
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21,985 new memecoins have been deployed on @pumpdotfun in the last 36 hours...
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Funny meme bro
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@SBF_FTX @AltcoinDailyio Is adderall vegan?
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@saylor @elonmusk holy shit @inversebrah . Saylor literally out here saying "speed is life".
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@dystopiabreaker It’s not “leftists” that have an issue with AI. It’s anyone that has the slightest twinge of respect for creative processes. Creating hyper-efficient modes of pseudo-production = hyper-increased rates of steaming hot garbage art, media and content.
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@rednishikirider @ada_lluch 1 in 5 people diagnosed with anorexia end up committing suicide. It's a far more dangerous condition that gaining a few pounds. Also most stats are based on BMI, which is junk for measuring population-wide weight distribution.
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Nothing says "cool" like crypto merch. So I made some. Hopefully all of these companies are too busy pursuing Chapter 11 proceedings to sue me. I'll be adding new product each week — will be starting with memes.
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@jdcmedlock Reminds me of the time when former Australian prime minister Scott Morrison accidentally tackled a kid lmao
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@buccocapital @chamath Hello, 911? I would like to report a murder
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"BlackRock has no commercial relationship with Hedera nor has BlackRock selected Hedera to tokenize any BlackRock funds." "As we have in the past, BlackRock will communicate directly with the public on the evolution of our digital asset strategy.” — BlackRock to @Cointelegraph
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@udiWertheimer @sweatystartup cmon guys, lets make this a ratio good and proper
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@Culture_Crit Damn. 15c for a hamburger. Gone are the days of turbo cheap bulking.
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@unusual_whales IRS lookin at their $240 million cut
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@elonmusk Is this tweet about the US government or Tesla?
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@arielhelwani Dillon just deleted whatever sparrow fart sliver of chance of a hope of having any future in combat sports with this one.
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@jrhennessy lmao. sometimes I forget how utterly insane NFTs look to the outside world
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BREAKING FTX has sued Sam Bankman-Fried, Caroline Ellison, Gary Wang and Nishad Sing for: "misappropriating customer funds to finance luxury condominiums, speculative investments, 'charitable' donations and other 'pet' projects" #FTX is seeking to recover more than $1 billion
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@Culture_Crit The Romans in Their Decadence - Thomas Couture at the Musée d’Orsay. Didn’t take a photo of it bc I refuse to my phone in art galleries.
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@KyleLDavies @zachxbt @OPNX_Official I don’t think this’ll turn out how you think it will.
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the hat stays on. @dogwifcoin
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@binance *me taking both pills*
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Thank you Sanjay for helping me fix the painfully obscure lock on my garage door.
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@jordanbpeterson Andrew Tate is not someone young men should look up to.
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8 months
The Australian property market is just NFTs for boomers. And the government is protecting the floor at all costs.
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3 months
Damn. Looks like Boden still has an 8000X from here
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1 year
@sassal0x To all the reply guys, this a reference to this absolute BANGER from Amy back in 2020.
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When you see the price of Bitcoin hitting new highs like this, it means large holders are cashing out—ahead of the crash, which they all know is coming.
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@WatcherGuru me choosing not to conduct my entire financial world on the X
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@visakanv 1) Whiplash isn’t a motivational movie 2) the “not my tempo” bit isn’t about rhythm, it’s about his response to pressure.
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@bitcoin1zation @zerohedge It’s this little thing called investing
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@elonmusk @TheBabylonBee And it gave us this meme…
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@GRDecter I’d imagine there’s a pretty big difference in cost there
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my hat goes off to @to_jear for pioneering this weekend’s Aussie Web3 takeover. #aussiefollowsaussie practically broke the Twitter algo in the best possible way. Will have to grab you a beer sometime dude!
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This cycle isn’t over until @ksicrypto gets carried out on a stretcher.
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Went for a lil jog today.
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@milesdeutscher Feel like Saudis have enough sand already but ok
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@elonmusk Maybe you could change it back to Mr. Tesla and start doing that thing again?
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@RyanSAdams The whole “don’t click links argument” is patently insane. We’re on the internet, literally all we do is click links.
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@RammityCap Whipping up to Sydney’s most stone cold average 3 bedroom shoebox in Ferrari? Only in Australia.
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1 year
Some random dude (in a brand new Kia Cerato) at the carwash just gave me low key shit for my old Corolla. I’m sorry, but I paid $2000 dollars for a genuine piece of mechanical perfection that has not let me down once. “Flashy” cars are always a dumb use of money.
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I've been using @Rabby_io wallet for a while now and I declare that it is vastly, unconditionally, superior to Metamask. Cannot recommend it more highly. Not remotely a paid promo, just stoked to finally have a wallet that does multi-chain things so easily.
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@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Live image of the one remaining dev at Twitter HQ rn
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@buccocapital I feel like a boomer of epic proportion saying this. But how are people ok with no spare tyre in a brand new car?
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Rare NFT bro W
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Brethren. You do realise you can own SOL and ETH at the same time right?
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Solana network? ha. More like Solana NOTwork... amiright?
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@nntaleb @balajis Balajis has officially become that crazy uncle at the Christmas table who spews increasingly unhinged theories on why everything is going to zero.
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@edzitron Conscious poet FIRST. Venture capitalist SECOND. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
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@sassal0x Despite all his pseudo-profound ramblings that describe #BTC as a “swarm of cyber hornets” - Saylor has only ever cared about one thing: pumping his bags…
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@chiefingza So this is why DYM��s been going down…
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@CryptoMichNL the biggest engagement trap I’ve ever seen
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@ttrain4086 @bitcoin1zation @zerohedge It sure does help when you make the laws governing the companies you invest in.
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Australia. The only country in the world where 4 million domestic currency units buys you a very nice crack den.
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This is what $4m buys in Sydney.
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@elonmusk My ice cold take is that less AI would be better. Could be wrong tho…
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@Jason lmao probs best to just leave this one alone fam.
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@elonmusk I am once again asking for full sized photos back on the feed.
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typa shit I be on rn
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I still can’t believe no one is talking about this Bitcoin ETF.
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Any good graphic designers out there? I'm looking to make a more "fun" @ngmi_crypto podcast logo that's actually dope. atm the logo is fine for Twitter / basic socials but it's a bit sad if it's the only thing you can see on your screen while you're listening to a pod.
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@elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays Totally depends on which earth he wants to be the master of…
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