the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"
there’s a guy on tiktok who bought the brightest flashlight available and his whole account is just taking requests for stuff to point it at. that’s what people mean when they say American Dynamism
must say The Comedy Central Roast of Mike Bloomberg has a real weird vibe. do they normally let 5 of the comedians just whale on him? not many jokes here either
walking down the street minding my own business drinking a san pellegrino (totally normal) and a passing teen yelled “yo! san pelly g!” and all his mates laughed. completely out of line
Love getting to the contractually mandated part of a Batman movie press tour where all the guys who played the villains pretend that they are now hopelessly insane
Missouri specific:
• ZERO confirmed cases
• Nearly 17 people have been tested
• Testing CAN be done in Missouri
• Prisons, nursing homes & mental health facilities are a concern
• Schools are always a concern, but young people to not appear to be as prone
#COVID19
imagining some guy working at a coronavirus vaccine lab just dicking around on his computer. reading his sites, watching funny videos, tweeting about TV shows etc
remembering when i went to the canadian music museum in alberta and they had a barenaked ladies nascar hood in prime position in the lobby. a fierce display of cultural power
Gm. Due to an unfortunate IRL issue, I have had to sell off a lot of BAYC apes to pay off BendDAO loans while the liquidity was available. I won't get involved in NFT trading/twitter for a while, and will just focus on my private life for the time being with my remaining apes.
It was announced at
#Cannes2023
that Nicolas Cage will lead
#TheSurfer
, which will see the actor play a man who returns to his hometown in Australia and takes on a local gang of surfers
remembering halloween last year when i didn't have any lollies so i pretended no one was home; and some kid spotted me through the window of my house and pointed directly at me, genuinely sending an ice cold shard of fear through my soul
i saw the peloton ad on tv when I was in the states the other week and it didn’t even register as weird because - get this - all American ads are completely insane
#Breaking
Former Miss Hitler beauty pageant entrant Alice Cutter and her ex-partner Mark Jones have been jailed at Birmingham Crown Court for three years and five-and-a-half years respectively for being members of the far-right terrorist group National Action
Royal mega fan John Loughry has been at countless Harry and Meghan events over the last two years.
Now he says he’s disappointed with the couple, saying they’ve let the Queen down.
He feels he now has to choose a side - Sussexes vs Royals.
pretty grim situation at my parents place in isolation. dad has organised the James Bond movies by Rotten Tomatoes score and is watching them in that order
sitting near some teens on the train who are just mechanically repeating memes to one another and snickering. when i did this but with simpsons quotes it was different, and cooler
As the heir of
#LouisXVI
, and attached to the defense of his memory, I do hope that the damage will be repaired and that the statue will be restored. I already thank the Authorities for the measures they will take for that.
#Louisville
#Louisvilleprotests
#Kentucky
Rio Tinto boss says it made him 'mad' when miners were portrayed as environmental vandals in the movie Avatar. But his efforts to restore the industry's image lie in tatters after Rio blew up a 46,000 year old Aboriginal heritage site
@FT