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well apparently this site is now actually burning in hell. find me elsewhere (probably mostly on bluesky and insta tbh)
I don’t plan on going anywhere until this site burns in hell but here’s other accounts I have
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@BostonPatrolmen
@AceHardware
how much overtime did someone fraudulently claim on their timesheet to tweet this
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@theashleyray
when I was 9 I moved to a new state and I was the poor white kid in a new preppy school and got picked on constantly. the only kid who was nice to me for the whole first year was the poor black kid. we both moved away after that one year but I'll never forget him.
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I can't believe this stupid insanely stupid bullshit worked. I submitted my appeal and was back inside of one single earth hour. lmao
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last time I heard of someone having three minors at Penn State, four guys went to jail
You commies have gotta stop giving me excuses to post these
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@Papapishu
@ObeseChess
this really should have been Alabama or Texas or Oklahoma given that Georgia currently has two dems in the senate but the tweet is funny nevertheless
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thought of this classic twet and wanted to retwet but it looks like it was deleted. thankfully I found a screenshot
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@TexasLucha
@maple_is_tired
@MemeThemAll
@punishedmother
normal healthy people grow out of that by the time they're 7 or 8
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oh yeah let me join this twitter space full of the worst dipshits on here
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“The cuts to paid break time arrive after Amazon reported its most profitable year on record.”
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just thinking about how the Deadspin/Jezebel crossovers were some of the funniest things I ever read
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imagine if we just took all the cops' fake overtime money and used it to give these people a place to live
roughly 120 people living in tents along Atkinson Street at Mass and Cass are being evicted today during a police sweep of the homeless encampment. People living in tents have been warned that they will not be able to return throughout the summer.
@GBHNews
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guy who pays for a free website is complaining about tips
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exactly 10 months, as it turns out
dead serious here: how long until Elon blames the Jews for killing Twitter?
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why the fuck did it have to be Great Scott and not the fucking Middle East
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@samwightt
I know this is a troll post because there's no way anyone ticketed a car parked in a bike lane
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somehow I got deep into a tumblr rabbit hole and I'm loving the wonderful understatedness of the memes.
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the Saints have chosen their new quarterback
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@jurijuri
@pattmayne
@NoraReed
I'll leave the first one up for debate (I mean, probably not), but the second one absolutely didn't no matter what rich people or stonks say
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Dearest Gertrude,
We have been under siege for an entire fortnight. The LGBTQ battalions have persisted without rest and I'm afraid we will not be able to withstand another evening's attack. Cracker Barrel has fallen. Care for my mother, I fear I may not return home.
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truly curious what the fuck the city and police of Minneapolis think they’re accomplishing
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BOSTON RESIDENTS!!!
send an email to the city council TONIGHT to defund the BPD - they are voting on the BPD budget TOMORROW
easy email script w/ all the relevant emails pre-filled:
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this sounds great until you realize:
1) police violence against citizens should decrease 100%, and anything less is unacceptable
2) it requires the police to follow laws, which every cop in every city has shown they have no intention of ever doing
.
@Deray
unveiled a data-backed 8 point plan for police that, if adopted, could decrease violence against citizens by 72%. Read all about
#8cantwait
here:
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I've been in Burlington, VT for about 8 seconds and already seen a fully naked man walking down the street smoking weed
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@Bacnlttrstmrrw
@KimiMischke
if you think working an extra 32 hours a week for no extra money isn’t a pay cut,,,
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@trevorshowvan
@TableBoston
@EaterBoston
@infatuation
@TimeOutBoston
@bostonherald
@BostonFoodDiary
"we could care less about cancellations" which is why we charge you an insane fee for doing it
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@CIRecs
@parshally_there
@BostonGlobe
@GlobeIdeas
the globe: man it sure would be cool if kids in boston listened to the rock and roll
kids in boston:
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ACAB right on the car. you love to see it
Happy Pride Month!
Over the years,
@GOALny
has demonstrated unwavering commitment to promoting universal acceptance and inclusion for all members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Their remarkable contributions to this city and the department defines New York's Finest.
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don't. saved you a click
From picket lines to temporary workers, here's what you need to know if you plan to shop at Stop & Shop during the strike.
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wait you mean the people who work the retail and restaurant jobs that
@MassGovernor
keeps reopening way too early? wow who could have predicted that
Gov. Baker says the state is now seeing more COVID cases for the under 30 demographic. He is reminding young people to practice prevention strategies and not let down their guard.
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fuck joe biden
NEW: The Biden Admin. is piloting a program that takes away incarcerated people's mail and replaces it with scans. The program will push people away from paper mail, and toward the more expensive options provided by the BOP's corporate partners. Read more:
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@jangelooff
@CSMuncyPhoto
@NYCMayor
you have to fire all these cops, and then after that's done you have to resign
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@BrndnStrssng
someone QT'd this and was like "how did they get a working clock in there?" and it was definitely sincere. bro it's basically a watch with a neck-sized strap
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how long must Dorchester beg for a single real bike lane
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@MNReformer
@deenafaywinter
hey just looking here and it seems you interviewed *checks notes* zero workers???
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@MikeIsaac
I mean there's gotta be. I appealed like 20-25 before and it went nowhere. I say "woke" and "cancel culture" one time and they flip the switch before I can even eat my lunch
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hey man after 20+ years of a perpetual "voter turnout machine", at this point I'm actually looking for someone in the government to do something they already have the power and authority to do
The Supreme Court is a Gen Z/Millennial voter registration and turnout machine right now for the Democratic Party in 2024.
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@trouble_man90
I think people are making fun of you because those things are deeply unrelated
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real talk, this country is fucked unless and until we do something about the fucking cops
BREAKING: Police in the US state of Georgia have arrested three people for the supposed "crime" of raising bail funds to get peaceful "Cop City" protestors out of jail prior to trial.
This is full-on attack on the US Constitution.
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