Brandon Streussnig
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Flicking a lighter in front of these people and telling them I harnessed the power of fire
🚨| The clock on Taylor Swift's necklace at tonight's
#GRAMMYs
is functional and has changed times!
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We’ve been sorely lacking a Harrison Ford type who fucking hates the thing they’re most popular for. Finally, a hero.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actor become progressively worse and less charismatic with each appearance on screen as Gal Gadot. It’s remarkable
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I don’t think we should be seeing this
Josh Brolin’s poem for Timothée Chalamet on the set of ‘DUNE 2’.
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this is the most phenomenal self own I’ve ever seen
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It m rules that her entire Madame Web press tour has been “the movie we made sucks and this industry is dying”
Dakota Johnson says "it’s really f*cking bleak in this industry. It is majorly disheartening."
“The people who run streaming platforms don’t trust creative people or artists to know what’s going to work, and that is just going to make us implode. It’s really heartbreaking. It’s…
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Bautista being so openly self conscious and critical about himself and his work is what makes him really such a terrific actor, I think
“He’s the only one that’s verbally come out to me and said ‘you’re a very strong actor, follow your instincts,’ and I’ve never had anyone say that to me, and he did. I get that type of encouragement from him.” - Dave Bautista, on Denis Villeneuve
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Snoop should start showing up to every awards event with the Oppenheimer cast and act like he was always in the movie
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Stop making up new rules for dinosaurs. First it was feathers, now a T-Rex is 3 raptors in a trench coat. Let me live with the heroes I have in my head.
Researchers say the Tyrannosaurus Rex may have actually been three separate dinosaurs.
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it’s astonishing that, without fail, if a tweet goes over 1K you immediately get complete strangers responding to it as if the two of you have had a lifelong beef that you’re only just finding out about
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Freshman year of film school we had to go around in class and name our favorite movie. A lot of the usuals, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting etc. it was also 2009 so a few Little Miss Sunshines and Garden States
Then one guy drops Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
What is the most outrageous movie youve ever heard someone call their favorite?
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He’s gonna fuck that bomb
OPPENHEIMER has been rated 15 by the BBFC in the UK, for “strong language, sex”.
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This is what a decade+ of CinemaSins and YouTube film crit does to a mf
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Nolan’s quote about how cinema is barely over 100 years old, basically saying it’s in its infancy as art form was really such a lovely sentiment. Not to mention the little bit at the end about “to know that you think I’m meaningful part of it”…man what a guy
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catching a glimpse of myself in the Target self checkout
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They should let Godzilla attend the Oscars like when these guys showed up
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Something so special hearing Arnold shout “GAHZILLAH!!” with DeVito squawking “YEAH!! YEAH!!!” in the background
Takashi Yamazaki’s acceptance speech for ‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ winning Best Visual Effects at the
#Oscars
See the full winners list:
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Madden. And I would air it for 18 Sundays starting in the fall
With the success of
#TheLastofUs
and
#Fallout
what other video games would you like to see given a Television series?
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The little glib dig at Indigenous genocide is truly insane my god
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Talked to my dad for almost two hours and after we hung up he called back and said “I just wanted to say i really enjoyed talking about movies with you today”
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Johnny Depp spent the last two decades doing career-worst work and had the audacity to blame an Op-Ed for ruining his career
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idk how to explain but this is like the perfect summation of why she’s the best actor of her generation. Operating on unheard of levels here
kristen Stewart doing an impression of herself to remember her own lines lmaoooo
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The way Marvel rolls out their cameos with applause breaks and shit is put into pretty stark relief when you see it in a full house that’s just dead. These people didn’t react to shit. No laughs, no claps, no cheers. Never experienced that with one of these lol
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I’m gonna come clean, when you guys say “so and so has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable”, I can really only parse out what the funniest thing imaginable is about 43% of the time
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I find it so sad that fandom has made it to where filmmakers have to preemptively apologize for telling the story they set out to tell.
#WandaVision
Director Expects ‘A Lot of People’ to Be ‘Disappointed’ by Finale Over Fan Theories
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Kinda rocks how Keaton is just instantly in character. I feel like only he and Adam West were the only two ever committed enough where it felt like they actually believed they were Batman on some level lol
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito berate Michael Keaton on beating them up as Batman.
“There he is! You’ve got a lot of nerve!”
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“You could just say no” kinda cooked him ngl
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When I saw First Man, during the scene when they step out onto the moon and it goes silent, that was all broken by the theater next to us playing A Star is Born and Gaga going "OOOOOooooOOOOaaaAAAOOOOO"
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He should cast the Iron Claw boys in this. They should just keep playing famous trios. Three Stooges after that.
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🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
The AMC in Times Square has 70 different screenings of Doctor Strange today. (This is not all of them, I couldn’t fit them all in a single screengrab.)
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If I’m America Ferrara, it’s gotta be pretty fucking irritating to watch my industry (and in some cases my co-stars) just completely ignore my accomplishment to have this bizarre pity party
Michelle Yeoh, who won the best actress Oscar last year, was asked on TODAY about Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie being snubbed in the
#Oscars
nominations, and she said that in this life, "joy and disappointment, it seems to go hand in hand."
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Seeing Don’t Worry Darling and it started with a title card saying
“WEST AFRICA 1823”
and I felt s real chill run down my spine because I thought Olivia Wilde was getting into some sticky shit
but nah they just accidentally put on the Woman King
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Fleabag is one of the few truly transcendent pieces of tv to come out of the last decade and everything she's done since has been baffling
Phoebe Waller-Bridge says her ‘TOMB RAIDER’ series for Prime will be “dangerous and exciting.”
“What if I could take the reins on an action franchise, with everything I’ve learned, with a character I adore, and also bring back some of that ’90s vibe?”
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Truly had no idea The Last of Us was about mushroom people. And a guy with a mustache is trying to save a little lady from them? Is this elevated Mario
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Barry Keoghan to star in Saddam Hussein movie, but he’s not playing Saddam Hussein
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That barnacle on his face is lowkey some of the most disgusting effects work ever, to me, personally
Stellan Skarsgård refused to use motion capture on "Pirates of the Caribbean" and prefers sitting in the makeup chair for hours.
“I was the only one on set with real prosthetics on. Everyone else on that ship showed up five minutes before we started shooting and had dots put on…
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Genuinely alarming to see the Disney freaks, guardians of diversity that they are, saying he’s jealous he wasn’t cast or something when his whole point is like, maybe the magical dwarf thing should be examined
wow lol
Peter Dinklage calls out Disney’s ‘SNOW WHITE’ remake, saying “you’re progressive in one way and you’re still making that fucking backwards story about 7 dwarfs living in a cave together… Have I done nothing to advance the cause from my soapbox?
(via: )
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It’s such a shame his Superman movie never came together because I’m not sure anyone has ever just gotten it down to their bones like he does. Like you kinda believe listening to him talk for just 30 secs that he might actually believe Superman is real
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The AMC I saw Spider-Verse at didn’t turn the lights down for over a half an hour and I just assumed it was carelessness because that’s what happens 1/4 times I go there. Didn’t realize it was the Deep State. I’ll have to be more careful
Feedback on sound of freedom. Seriously the film exposes crimes against humanity.
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People saw Avatar, RRR and Top Gun in one year and said “oh damn we could’ve been eating steak this whole time?”
‘Ant-Man 3’ Crashed at the Box Office After a Trilogy-Best Opening. What Went Wrong?
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Can anyone light a fuckin movie anymore? The hell’s going on out there
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When I was 17 I worked as a grocery cashier and my bagger was a guy in his 40s and one day out of nowhere he just goes “hey Brandon? Do you think everything will be ok? Like in life?”
Think about him all the time because i said “yeah, of course, Dave” but I think I was wrong?
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Yeah Gerwig was doing absolutely nothing before Lady Bird. Just popped in out of thin air
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Top 5 funniest reveal ever is in ready player one when she’s afraid to show herself to the whoever that main guy was because she’s so “ugly” and when she finally does is just the most gorgeous woman you’ve ever seen with a birthmark
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This story about Michael Bay that was left on my Age of Extinction log is incredible, holy shit
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I think the press tour has been very fun of course but I’m not really sure Dakota Johnson has enough championship rings to be acting like she’s this above Madame Web lol
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They keep adding great actors like Willem Dafoe and Jenna Ortega to Beetlejuice 2 but as someone who’s seen the last 20 years of Tim Burton’s work, there’s approximately 0% chance this movie doesn’t end up a pile of garbage
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The “I’m going to” as a response to keeping his wife’s name out of his fucking mouth always kills me lol
On this day two years ago, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 94th Academy Awards ceremony.
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I met him once in a very crowded space and he honestly talks to you like you’re the only person in the room, it’s nuts. Effortlessly engaged the entire time. Coolest dude in the world and even hotter irl
Jon Bernthal on method acting: "I guarantee you that making everybody call you by your character name and not showering for eight months was not what Stanislavski had in mind with the method."
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It’s not even close for me
What is your favorite performance directed by David Fincher?
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Hey guys! Today’s my first day as head of Zachary Levi’s PR! I’m so excited to see what new opportunities this’ll bring, gonna take a big sip of my coffee here and head on over to his Twitter page and see what he’s up to
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legitimately the most insane attempt at franchising I’ve ever seen. Was wholly unprepared for the turn this took
Gillian Anderson and Helen Mirren star in the first trailer for ‘WHITE BIRD: A WONDER STORY’.
The film releases on October 14 in theaters.
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Really wish I understood what level of success will satiate these people. Cultural dominance, billions, oscar noms for Black Panther, Joker & Logan. When does the underdog routine stop
Kevin Smith Slams Oscars for ‘Spider-Man’ Best Picture Snub: ‘Show Peter Parker Some F*cking Love’
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They’d have the FBI kicking down your door if you tried to make a superhero movie look like this now
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It’s crazy this genre died on the vine the last couple years, can’t figure out why
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one night years ago, one of my coworkers was talking to another and said
“they’re making a Dr. Strange movie! You hear about that??”
and the other guy was like “man I don’t know nothing about Mr. Strange. Don’t ever talk to me about that shit again.”
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Cillian Murphy is gonna hit like water in a desert
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me anytime a film has matte paintings, miniatures and/or practical effects
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We’ve given up on chemistry and sexual tension so hard that people can’t even recognize it anymore
love that the x-files was the most sexless show to ever grace television in the 90s as opposed to the slutty slutty photoshoots that popular magazines were pumping out to promote it
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this show hasn’t been funny in I don’t even know how long but this might be the lowest point I can remember. Pull the plug or something this is embarrassing
Unearthed surveillance from the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial
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“I mean what Zack movie directors have you ever heard of?” is killing me lmao
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Six people will laugh at this but this guy looks like if Bubba Ray Dudley had joined the Ministry of Darkness
I don't think this guy is the devil but if the devil were to take human form, I think this is how he'd look and dress.
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Your coworker is happier than anyone on this app
was talking to my coworker about Dune and he literally had no clue what it was. asked him what his favourite movies are and he said "The Amazing Spider-Man," "Anyone But You" and "that movie where George Clooney is a TV presenter"
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Always gonna be partial to Ben Affleck dog walking Maher and Sam Harris
would like to humbly jump on this to add: here's henry rollins making bill maher look like a bitch (for defending statutory rape no less)
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this guy was once positioned as Hollywood’s next big comedic leading man lmao what on earth
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Been hypnotized by these few seconds (the only surviving footage) of 1929’s Wolf of Wall Street for the past hour
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It’s been awhile since I read Fantastic Four but you need a lowkey freak to play Reed. Someone with strong weirdo energy. People write him off as boring but he’s a sicko tinkering in his basement making shit that could destroy the world. No casting has nailed that.
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It (and by extension Rick and Morty) are why the last decade + of so many blockbusters, particularly Marvel, all sound exactly the same. The writers rooms of both shows are all over that stuff. It’s Harmon you’re hearing all the time not Whedon
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Oh ok so actually hearing him speak I don’t think it’s a disagreement of principles, I think he’s genuinely just stupid
Stephen Amell appeared on TMZ to let everyone know he didn't vote yes for the strike authorization and that the strike is inconsistent to movies and shows that are releasing in July and afterwards.
#SAGAFTRAstrike
#SAGstrike
#sagaftramembers
#StephenAmell
#HeelsSTARZ
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It’s so embarrassing that the fans of this franchise so consistently harass the people in it that the actors have to yell at that them like their mother or something lol
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It’s so cool how the effects all over this movie will always hold up as the most consistently disgusting shit I’ve ever seen
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Bill Butler could’ve only contributed this to cinema and it would’ve been enough to outdo most people’s entire careers
RIP to the great Bill Butler, truly one of the best cinematographers to ever live
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I’ll never understand how we got here from the first. It’s like retroactively adding grandeur and majesty to Caddyshack
The first trailer for ‘GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE’ has been released.
In theaters on March 29.
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I’m sorry but every time I read “Denis Villeneuve” I can’t not hear him
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they’re different actors I hope this helps
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The “movies are too long” schtick just doesn’t hold any water when the number one movie in the world is pushing 3 hrs and the front runner for best pic cracked near a billion at 3 hrs. Silly to get hung up on this, I know, but enough
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It’s the “not learn” that gets me. A whole generation of people have been trained to think that purposeful stylistic choices that they don’t like are mistakes and not very deliberate decisions. Everyone thinks they’re smarter than filmmakers now.
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Ewan McGregor has been cast alongside Anne Hathaway in David Robert Mitchell’s untitled dinosaur film.
(Source: Deadline)
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He should start wearing the ball cap backwards
Kevin Feige says ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ is “fucking awesome”
“I’m allowed to say that, it’s R-rated.”
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It’s so cool that Snyder is just doing lightsabers for his not Star Wars movie. He’s so buff that everyone was afraid to tell him not to
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Genuinely what did he do to everyone
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Do I need to watch Ricky Stanicky
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The enemy gained a very powerful ally today
Quentin Tarantino says sex is not part of his “vision of cinema”
“It’s a pain to shoot sex scenes... If there had ever been a sex scene that was essential to the story, I would have, but so far it hasn’t been necessary.”
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That’s crazy because all that money was definitely on screen
Barbie and Oppenheimer combined cost less than Thor: Love and Thunder
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Poor girl thought this was her big break, playing an icon, Golden Globe Comedy or Musical nod secured. She never had a chance
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You guys gotta start watching movies for adults or something man
This is why Disney is losing MILLIONS
According to the next Star Wars movie director, the movie's objective is to “make men uncomfortable.”
Why does the left have to ruin EVERYTHING?
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Each of them should pair off with one of the Coens, just see what happens for a little bit
Benny Safdie confirms The Safdie Brothers have split.
“It’s a natural progression of what we each want to explore. I will direct on my own, and I will explore things that I want to explore. I want that freedom right now in my life.”
(Source: )
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if a movie has a banging cast, like Ocean’s 11 or Heat or something, instead of an opening credits the cast should be introduced like the 90s Chicago Bulls at the start of the film
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He bodied his own movie harder than any bad review lmao this rules
#Quantumania
is one of the worst reviewed Marvel films ever. What does Jonathan Majors think? “It doesn’t change how I see myself, period. It’s all data. I’m a performance within a story."
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Being assigned to review this movie is a death sentence
Taylor Swift will be directing her first feature-length film for Searchlight Pictures.
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Big G is long overdue for Best Actor. Let’s get it done this year
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Telling the girl in the bar this whole operation is a temporal pincer and that I’ll see her in the beginning
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