hello. after spending most of my career writing about Facebook in some form or another, ive decided to do a book on the company and those who made it what it is. Would love to talk to employees over the years who wish to share their experience. emails in bio, DM for my cell #.

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RT @CandiceMellor: For everyone who booed David Draiman when he came on stage at the ‘Back to the Beginning’ Black Sabbath gig - may your p….

the only thing better than not inviting diSTUrbEd to the final sabbath show is inviting them only to be humiliated.

Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born an Orc. He'd be right at home on an Orc War battlefield swinging an axe into an Elvish King’s face. Or in a Orc arena, taking his sword to other Orcs like him.

RT @NorthernIion_LP: Elf getting serious 1500 minutes into a special: my friend got jumped in Orc City for refusing to grunt. He fucking di….

RT @ByYourLogic: I really regret my orcpunched behavior during our last conversation. I want to say that it doesn’t represent the real me,….

periodic reminder that this is a partner at the most storied firm in Silicon Valley

wasted mancunians beating the shit out of each other during the first oasis set back in years is the kind of national pride i can get behind.

RT @consequence: For the first time in 17 years, Oasis are back on stage. They opened their show in Cardiff this evening with "Hello." http….

RT @NightlifeMingus: [Orc comedian doing crowd work] green guy sit up front, what you do for work?. Orc: me? me swing big axe at elf skull.

RT @NaksBilal: Astonishing. Explosive report from FT on the global consulting firm Boston Consulting Group, who were said to have modelled….

RT @infinite__jaz: IDF soldiers confiscated baby formula that an American doctor traveling to Gaza brought in his suitcase. .

i do this regularly and let me tell you, it makes things way worse.

fastest way to make someone insane during the middle of an argument is to say “chill out”.

RT @Criminalsimpson: I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.

RT @KaptinYap: I would sail my ship into rocks and sacrifice the entire crew if I heard that voice from the shore.

RT @UweBollocks: This week I was lucky to get @MikeIsaac on Soundtracker to talk about 1995's Computers are Scary movies, VIRTUOSITY. It's….

shoutout to the humble banana — the perfect self contained, portable snack

i appreciate how bifurcated my twitter feed is b/c it is an (algorithmic) bird's eye view of class strata concerns. half of it is people fearful about losing their health care. the other half is a Valley in-joke-bordering-on-obsession about a scammy AI programmer guy.

RT @Variety: Virginia Madsen mourns her big brother Michael Madsen in an emotional tribute after his death:. "He was thunder and velvet. Mi….