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@maxwelltani
Max Tani
4 years
i’ve conducted my own independent investigation of this video and come to the conclusion that it’s uh fucking sick?
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blogTO
4 years
Toronto Police say they're investigating this video of three people skateboarding on the Gardiner Expressway - 📹 Morgan Smith #Toronto #Skateboarding
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Max Tani
4 years
what the fuck
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Max Tani
7 months
uh how long
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Page Six
7 months
Dane Cook, 51, marries longtime partner Kelsi Taylor, 24, in intimate Hawaii wedding
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turns out barbie is a movie about stopping ken from doing january 6
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1 year
one person has an extra leg
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Max Tani
5 years
The best recurring segment on Fox News is when Jesse Watters reads text messages from his liberal mom owning him
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4 years
crucial context here
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Max Tani
6 years
we've reached the critical stage in the hurricane where all the cnn anchors have broken out their short sleeve muscle polo shirts
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Max Tani
2 years
On behalf men who are 5'6″ but have on occasion claimed to be 5'7", our community is closely monitoring this situation, but I can say today that Putin's recent actions do not represent our community or our values.
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Max Tani
9 months
Interestingly, there’s actually already a drug out there that wakes people up and give them extreme confidence to take risks. Historically, some people have even used it in a business setting!
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@jason
9 months
We need an Ozempic shot that motivates people. That gives them the drive, inspiration, and hutzpah to take on the world and learn new skills.
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you really have to hand it to her: she may be the most uncool person to ever be this famous
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TIME
5 months
Taylor Swift on re-recording her old albums: “I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head every time I put out a new one. For me, it is a movie now”
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Max Tani
4 years
there's probably been a better time to fly
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Max Tani
7 years
Millennials who want to be homeowners should STOP buying avocados and START receiving $34,000 from their grandfather to start their careers
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Max Tani
4 years
remember when there was a whole news cycle about how a comedian should've been nicer to sarah huckabee sanders?
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Max Tani
4 years
Greg Gutfeld is on Fox News saying Trump got coronavirus because he’s brave and he was “doing it for us.” Gutfeld says Trump “didn’t hide from the virus” because he didn’t “want America to hide from the virus.”
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Max Tani
5 years
I grew up in Orange County. It’s hard to overstate how insane this is.
@latimes
Los Angeles Times
5 years
Breaking: Gil Cisneros has defeated Republican Young Kim in the 39th Congressional District. His victory means the longtime conservative stronghold of Orange County will be represented entirely by Democrats in the House next session.
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Max Tani
4 years
Watching a Trump rally. It really is incredible how many people are willing yo risk their health and the health of their loved ones to listen to Trump recall in detail various things he’s watched on TV over the past few years.
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Max Tani
5 years
Wow: Bill O’Reilly announces he will NOT be voting for Kamala Harris. Hard to see how she wins the Democratic primary now.
@BillOReilly
Bill O'Reilly
5 years
Full steam ahead on 2020 – Kamala Harris announced she will run today. She denied Brett Kavanaugh due process in front of the nation, and in so doing has lost my vote. I could not imagine any American for somebody who does not believe in due process.
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Max Tani
3 years
I tested positive for COVID last week. Feeling pretty okay, zero idea where I got it, thought I'd generally been pretty cautious. This may not be surprising to hear, but COVID is very much out there, please be safe.
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3 years
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Max Tani
7 years
Mike Pence is rewriting/editing Donald Trump's tweets in real time
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Max Tani
3 years
forgot about what happened last inauguration
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Max Tani
3 years
the opposite of holding power to account and an example of a story that simultaneously manages to be terrible and completely pointless
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@nypost
New York Post
3 years
NYC medic helped 'make ends meet' with racy OnlyFans side gig
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Max Tani
6 years
Page Six: After their interview on The View today, Whoopi Goldberg got into a fight backstage with Jeanine Pirro and said "Fuck you, get the fuck out of this building."
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Max Tani
3 years
This is Jesse’s third kid
@brianstelter
Brian Stelter
3 years
"Now I am pro-paternity," Jesse Watters says, talking about his newborn son. "I used to mock people for taking paternity, I used to think it was a big ruse, but now I wish I could take six weeks."
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Max Tani
5 years
This is sad. The Native American protester who was harassed by the MAGA teens on the National Mall has been in the news before after a similar incident where he was harassed by a group of students.
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Max Tani
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9/11 Families United statement on the LIV/PGA merger: “Our entire 9/11 community has been betrayed by Commissioner Monahan and the PGA as it appears their concern for our loved ones was merely window-dressing in their quest for money.”
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Max Tani
11 months
how things change!
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Max Tani
4 years
I feel like your free speech on a platform isn’t really being threatened when you can use that same platform to suggest shooting people
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Max Tani
7 months
MSNBC has quietly taken 3 of its Muslim broadcasters out of the anchor’s chair since Hamas’s attack on Israel. My story and this + internal tension among NBCU staff over how to talk about last week’s attack and what’s going on in Gaza:
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Max Tani
4 years
The head of the emergency department at a Manhattan hospital went to Home Depot to buy extra protective gear for his staff in case the hospital runs out. While he was there, he was harassed by three men who then followed him out into the parking lot.
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Max Tani
5 years
Fox News statement: “The comment made by Michael Knowles who was a guest on The Story tonight was disgraceful - we apologize to Greta Thunberg and to our viewers.”
@JordanUhl
jordan
5 years
Holy shit Michael Knowles of Daily Wire just called Greta Thunberg a "mentally ill Swedish child." @ChristopherHahn tore into him
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Max Tani
3 years
cuomo and de blasio both basically said dont go see family for the holidays because it's too risky. it's amazing to see the kind of sacrifices normal people are expected to make while leaders create a different set of standards for themselves.
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Leigh Ann Caldwell
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House Dem and GOP leaders are holding respective dinners for new members. . @SpeakerPelosi told me it’s safe. “It’s very spaced,” she said and there is enhanced ventilation and the Capitol physician signed off.
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Max Tani
3 years
CNN just sent internal guidance saying staff can refer to the Capitol Hill rioting today as “domestic terrorism.”
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Max Tani
1 year
Taylor Lorenz’s account was suspended tonight after she asked Elon Musk for comment on a story she’s working on. She tells me she hasn’t received any information about why she was suspended, but here’s her last tweet:
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Max Tani
2 years
fauci is 81-years-old this fit is wild
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Kasie Hunt
2 years
Today on #TheSourceKasie 🕵🏻 I spoke with Dr. Anthony Fauci about the mask court decision, vaccines for young children and what it’s like living as a hero to some and a villain to others Hope you’ll watch ⁦ @CNNplus ⁩ — from 4pm ET
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Max Tani
5 years
Massive scoop from me @AndrewKirell and @GideonResnick : Pete Buttigieg dropped out of last night's BuzzFeed event in NYC after Lil Nas X rejected a proposal for the two to collaborate on a version of Old Town Road
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Max Tani
5 years
Jonah Peretti is getting chewed out in BuzzFeed's Slack right now. After he said it was a "good idea" to let staff bring in dogs on Monday, another staffer replied: "What if instead of letting people bring in dogs we paid out peoples' PTO in all states, not just California?"
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Max Tani
4 years
This is insane and clearly an overreaction by WaPo. The rape allegation is a part of Kobe’s legacy. Punishing a reporter for pointing that out is confusing and a bizarre choice for an outlet that does serious reporting on harassment and misconduct.
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Max Tani
6 years
Journalist friends: The billionaire who sells cars to rich people and has a side business selling flamethrowers as a joke would like you to know you’re living in a bubble
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Max Tani
6 years
congrats to WPLG for its pulitzer in graphic design
@WPLGLocal10
WPLG Local 10 News
6 years
Police say nearly 1,200 pounds of pot missing from a warehouse was eaten by mice.
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Max Tani
2 years
interesting point here about why diners, drive-ins, and dives has been so successful
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Max Tani
4 years
I reached out to several of these networks asking why they were still participating despite the CNN snub. No one would speak about it on the record.
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Michael Calderone
4 years
Anchors from NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox News at today's White House lunch
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Max Tani
4 years
Weirdly Spotify didn’t respond to my question about why Alex Jones’ show is banned from the platform for “hate speech,” but it’s cool for him to appear for 3+ hours on someone else’s show on the platform.
@passantino
Jon Passantino
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Why is Joe Rogan hosting Alex Jones on his show again? This antivax misinfo is dangerous at any time, but especially so during a pandemic
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Max Tani
4 years
Jesse Watters just shared more texts from his mom, who frequently dunks on him for his on-air commentary
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Max Tani
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Adam Driver walked out of an interview with Terry Gross last week and didn't come back when the show played a clip from Marriage Story. Several people told me the clip was the scene where he sings "Being Alive" from the musical Company.
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Max Tani
6 years
you will be shocked to learn that the domestic abuse allegations against white house aide rob porter did not come up on hannity tonight
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Max Tani
6 years
Here's the full email the reporter who wrote the Aziz Ansari story sent when asked to go on HLN with @TVAshleigh . It is really something.
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Max Tani
6 years
congrats to “young challenger”
@AP_Politics
AP Politics
6 years
BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Joe Crowley defeated by young challenger in Democratic primary in New York.
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Max Tani
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my dad doesn’t seem to enjoy normal father’s day things like “gifts” but he does really like when i post pics of the family dog that get lots of engagement, so pls fave this picture of Nik with a bandana
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Max Tani
2 years
there's no story in the world i'd rather read right now than a detailed piece about aaron rogers' anti-vax presentation to nfl executives
@StevePopper
Steve Popper
2 years
Aaron Rodgers just said he presented his research to the NFL. "They thought I was a quack."
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Max Tani
4 years
we’ve reached the “trump striking a more serious tone” phase of this news cycle, setting up the inevitable imminent swing back to the “trump privately brooding, lashing out at aides, and bashing the media” narrative
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Max Tani
2 years
One thing I've always found strange about interviewing Regular Americans in diners about politics on a weekday is: Who has time to sit down for breakfast at a diner on a weekday? Feels like people who have time for a leisurely weekday diner breakfast are not normal!
@MattNegrin
Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC
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Diner Journalism is putting a microphone in front of a person who says the State of the Union was fake because of "the muting, the enhancement of the clapping"
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Max Tani
4 years
this was happening at the same time cnn was carrying the rnc live
@jeremymbarr
Jeremy Barr
4 years
Sean Hannity, who was speaking instead of the RNC being on, says the media "won't be showing large parts of the convention."
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Max Tani
5 months
they can shave some money off the marketing budget for this movie, ridley scott is singlehandedly running one of the best promo campaigns of the year
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Max Tani
3 years
wait what's being taken here? biden literally said everyone should get vaccinated so you could do cookouts with your family and friends.
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Ted Cruz
3 years
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Max Tani
4 years
i like to believe that ted cruz has a media diet where he keeps up with teen vogue posts but still has no idea what trump's own former defense secretary said about how the president is a threat to the constitution and stuff like that
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Max Tani
1 year
Memo from Joe Kahn to NYT staff responding to yesterday's letter re: trans coverage. Times leadership says the paper "will not tolerate, participation by Times journalists in protests organized by advocacy groups or attacks on colleagues on social media and other public forums."
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Max Tani
5 years
what
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pretty sad that every december 7 i see all the pearl harbor remembrances and my brain immediately thinks of this tweet
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Max Tani
3 years
lol it's already happening
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Max Tani
3 years
Awesome to live in a time where one of the biggest broadcasters won’t really promote getting the vaccine but will not shut the fuck up about how everyone should consider the health benefits of eating like wild elk every day.
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Max Tani
6 years
totally normal, chill email from my building manager
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Max Tani
6 years
Cynthia Nixon is pretty good at owning Andrew Cuomo
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Max Tani
5 years
when i tweet something but see someone else did it better
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Max Tani
2 years
imagine being the owner of the tiny yacht docked next to this one. embarrassing.
@BNONews
BNO News
2 years
BREAKING: Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov's super yacht, one of the biggest in the world, seized in Germany - Forbes
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Max Tani
4 years
Driving my car with shitty off brand tires to the grocery store, deliberately parking illegally (to get a ticket to help fund the police), buying 20 cans of Goya beans, walking right past the butter section (still protesting Land O’Lakes removing Native American drawing)
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES - They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less! (This is what the Radical Left Democrats do. Two can play the same game, and we have to start playing it now!).
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Max Tani
3 years
Insider just sent out an email defining "impact points," which is one way beyond traffic or subscriptions the company measures a story's success. Apparently RTs from some journalists count as impact points, unless that journalist is me :(
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Max Tani
3 years
booooo
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Max Tani
5 years
Anthony Scaramucci basically told a couple attending the American Priority Conference today that QAnon is real: “When you find out who he is, you’re not going to believe it.”
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Max Tani
4 years
The fact that there are Republican voters in Orange County is pretty believable
@abigailmarone
Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸
4 years
Unbelievable! This massive crowd of Trump supporters is in CALIFORNIA 🇺🇸
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Max Tani
4 years
Ted Cruz, who has a longstanding policy of not commenting on Trump's tweets and said earlier this year he didn’t see the James Mattis note about Trump, is one of the nation's leading voices on Teen Vogue's editorial decisions
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Jake Tapper announces on CNN that Draymond Green is now a CNN contributor
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Max Tani
5 years
incredible art at CPAC this year
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Dixon abruptly ended the meeting saying it was “impossible to ignore the emojis” that staff posted while chief digital officer Cory Haik was speaking.
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Max Tani
5 years
Per a Fox News spokesperson, Shep Smith is stepping down from Fox News. This afternoon was his final show.
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Max Tani
2 months
The Times Guild sent a note to publisher AG Sulzberger today raising concerns about the leak hunt into @theintercept ’s reporting
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Max Tani
4 years
you’re telling me a lawyer with a young family is leaving ny and moving to the suburbs??
@NYTMetro
NYT Metro
4 years
“To give up living in Brooklyn and move to the suburbs, we just couldn’t see ourselves there,” said a lawyer who moved to Maplewood, N.J. with her family. “But the pandemic helped make this choice for us.”
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Max Tani
4 years
weird how there’s very little talk today in conservative media about how you can’t trust deep state intelligence officials
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Max Tani
4 years
Politico posted a lengthy editor's note explaining errors in a story published last week saying Trump owes millions to the bank of China. EIC Matt Kaminski also sent this note to staff today acknowledging "we got the premise of our original story wrong"
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Max Tani
4 years
Per an internal email, Associated Press deputy tech editor Nick Jesdanun has died from coronavirus.
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Max Tani
6 years
Comey says his wife asked him why he told @jaketapper he didn’t dislike Trump. Comey says he actually feels sorry for Trump because “he has an emptiness inside of him and a need for affirmation I’ve never seen in an adult.”
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Max Tani
6 years
Last night on Hannity, Dershowitz literally said: "I don't give advice to the president. Except on television - if he wants to listen, he can listen."
@maggieNYT
Maggie Haberman
6 years
Some news - Dershowitz has been at the White House for part of today as Trump seeks his input, and he’s supposed to have dinner with the president tonight, per WH sources
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Max Tani
7 years
Asked on CNN whether the 2016 Dem primary was rigged, Elizabeth Warren answers succinctly: "Yes."
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Max Tani
3 years
Immediately regretting how I phrased this...
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Max Tani
1 year
In a note to staff today, Bloomberg EIC John Micklethwait said that recent changes at Twitter have “heightened the risk of using the platform as a source of news.” He also said the company would not allow staff to expense a Twitter Blue account.
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Max Tani
10 months
A bankruptcy filing today shows that Vice paid out exec bonuses totaling well over a million just a few weeks before the company declared bankruptcy. A large number of freelancers and laid off staff still have not been paid:
@maxwelltani
Max Tani
10 months
New in the @semafor media newsletter: Just weeks before Vice declared bankruptcy in May, the company paid performance bonuses to top-level executives
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Max Tani
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Free advice to apps: Dragging a sad-looking horse through NYC in the rain is a bad viral marketing campaign
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Max Tani
3 years
one bush administration official interviews another bush administration official about what the us should be doing in afghanistan
@MattGertz
Matthew Gertz
3 years
OH COME THE FUCK ON
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Max Tani
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eric adams: new york is the greatest city in the world because the animal we have here is rats and any day could turn out to be 9/11
@lizkimtweets
Elizabeth Kim
4 months
Asked about population loss in NYC, Adams says some families may have left for more outdoor space and animals. In NYC, the animals are rats, he says, before quickly adding that city is getting rid of them.
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Max Tani
4 years
At Antifa, we strive to reflect the diversity of America in our organizational leadership, but we know we still have a long way to go. We are using our annual Soros grant to hire more juggalos, cybergoths, steampunks, dieselpunks, scene kids, and e-boys/e-girls in senior roles.
@laralogan
Lara Logan
4 years
Exposing the lie: Anarchists hide behind the idea that there is no organization or structure - but here you have it in their own words: “traditional command structure”.
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Max Tani
1 year
Choosing to read this like a Woj/Shams tweet: - Fetterman has been upgraded to AVAILABLE - McConnell has been upgraded to PROBABLE - Feinstein remains OUT with no timeline for return
@mkraju
Manu Raju
1 year
Fetterman returning to Senate April 17th week after two-week recess, per source. McConnell likely to return then too but it’s not official yet. No word on when Feinstein will make it back. All three have been out for weeks, with Fetterman checking himself into Walter Reed Feb. 16
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Max Tani
4 years
prepare for like fifty of the same column on how labour's results are a warning sign for democrats not to move too far left
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
4 years
EXIT POLL: Conservatives projected to win election as Labour suffer major losses #GE2019 CON: 368 LAB: 191 LIB DEM: 13 BREX: 0 SNP: 55 GREEN: 1 OTHER: 22
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Max Tani
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Drake loves Harry Potter and has been trying to buy the first edition of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for four years
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Max Tani
4 years
who is paying for this??
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Max Tani
1 year
pretty good fit tbh
@POTUS
President Biden
1 year
Just got off the phone with some of tonight’s winners — including some folks I saw on the road this year. If you’re in line to vote, remember to stay in line!
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Max Tani
4 years
Shocked that Fox’s senior political analyst turned out to be wrong again
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