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@infosec .exchange @bsky .social @DC940 meme-ber. Doing my best to be an ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Privacy is a human right. You lost the game.

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Formula 1 chief appalled to find team using Excel to manage 20,000 car parts
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Based on a true story
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@MaebyKate @transincidental @glitter__oo @ask_aubry He thought it meant he’d get a side piece and she would sit at home without getting any attention. All these dudes are the same.
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@Evil_Mog My friends mom used to program cobol back in the day. Old FIs called her in the last 10 years offering her ludicrous money to come back and update systems.
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Seems like this post is doing numbers. Not selling anything, just be excellent to each other.
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It’s amazing how I can rebrand a crippling addiction to Twitter as CTI
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Does Shadow IT have a Shadow CISO?
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@UK_Daniel_Card Shamelessly stolen
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@BerryRazi @SwiftOnSecurity Holy shit how is this site free
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@vxunderground Bout to get a sword missile through their window
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@SwiftOnSecurity I’d say if you can afford it, a million on liability. Three car pile up with peoples medical bills and cars being easily near 100k won’t go early as far as you think.
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@aionescu Notepad is now part of MS Teams!
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@johnjhacking Networking site has changed with the advent of #Web3
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@hacks4pancakes At least if they want to have a chat with their neighbor country they can just type it in the cli for an immediate response.
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@rooster_ohio @d0tslash Idk why they mask themselves like they are doing something wrong…
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@cybergibbons @JackRhysider I’d plug it into a honey net lol see what happens
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@CyberSnark Baby capybaras exist
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@ktstevenson When we started remote work I told my manager I would not be a cop for crap managers and HR would have to file all requests. I have stood by that and haven’t done any reports except actual HR requests.
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@NicoleBeckwith The strucuture of my 1:1’s, which are weekly, is “my time” and outside of a 5 minute primer recap it’s all about me and what I want to talk about. Progression? Video games? Memes? It’s whatever I want it to be. Makes for a better relationship.
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@QuinnyPig @amysw_sec The Junior Information Security Manager is a product of Operationally Realized Gains According to Senior Managment
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@IanColdwater ‘s biography and movie just dropped
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@_sysengineer They didn’t fax it to you? Then you don’t have a chain of custody! /s
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@PerpetuityPhoto @redditinvestors Read about the actual reason it happened and it’s basically a bunch of people who realized they could punish hedge funds suppressing prices and applying poor securities management
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@dakacki PIP install newJob
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@MarkaStephens8 @mcuban @costplusdrugs Why would he provide it when most people who purchase it just go to tractor supply
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@_JohnHammond CDeez nuts
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@SrslyJosh @ReinH @davidgerard I hope it’s on a blockchain for the irony
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@5C4R48 @_mbanana Not sure if this is still applicable but I find it to be a good resource on how EDRs work as well in some capacity
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@hacks4pancakes Got into a fight with management over this kind of thing and told them if they deployed this Internally I’d walk. The solution for “vendors” was insanely intrusive called Teramind.
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@ian_infosec LPT: If you are out hiking always keep a small piece of fiber on you. If you get lost, bury it about 6 inches down and a backhoe team will show up in about 2 hours.
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@ParikPatelCFA @gurgavin Credit Suisse no longer listed they rebranded to Debit Suisse
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@iAmTheWarax Bro prestige classed and reset rank just climb again, legend.
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@cybergibbons It’s accessible on the blockchain using Proof of Steak
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@kyliebytes The fact they think X is a free speech platform says a lot, but not sure about who.
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@strandjs honoring @TCMSecurity , @_JohnHammond , and @HuntressLabs as being huge shifters for the better in the security industry. 100% agree that they have helped me and many others make progress in the industry! Much appreciation! #WWHackinFest
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@simonwgill @MalwareTechBlog Does your daughter text about LFS? She may be addicted to Linux from Scratch.
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@geerlingguy @RedHat That feels like a strawman fallacy. It’s easy to create a boogeyman but without transparency and how this is now just coming out, it’s a terrible look at best and potentially character assassination at the worst.
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@Invertebae @InconvenientLaw Too bad all the alpha male humans can’t read
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@MalwareJake I love this table about password strength when you get phished
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@Infosec_Taylor It was never about being ready, it was about a false sense of superiority. Most I have seen, YMMV, don’t know the first thing about survival without modern solutions. They just assume they can use gold and guns to get what they want. They aren’t blacksmiths, farmers, etc.
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CTI really stands for Completely Twitter (based) Intelligence. Let’s be honest, intelligence from Twitter is based.
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@FrankMcG @Reddit My favorite is r/sysadmin refuses because it’s patch Tuesday lol
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@geerlingguy “Represents a way we can’t artificially inflate our stock price for our shareholders” is what it should say.
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The tool in demo vs the same tool in prod:
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If y’all wanna know what this community like, @0xTib3rius saw I was sick and isolating at @shmoocon . He doesn’t know me. He has offered to do a food run and dropped off swag while I sit in my room sick. Amazing human and class act. Love this community. Thank you @0xTib3rius !
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@CubicleApril I thought the point of DevOps was so you could tank production quicker and with less people
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@AlyssaM_InfoSec Because you actually need two, not one.
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@MalwareTechBlog Basically killed his entire western business prospects in one tweet, pretty stellar
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@QuinnyPig @Ubiquiti @briankrebs So is it enough that you are @going to get rid of the gear? After that happened and everything came out, I jumped ship. Even the home lab subreddit knows the security and QA is abysmal at best. It’s just a cheap entry point. Not to mention they violated the Linux kernel license.
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Apparently it’s cool to shit on Mitre ATT&CK right now? It’s being misused, but the underlying value of creating a taxonomy of attacks that is easily referenced still holds value. If I was going to shit on something it would be the orgs misusing it, not the entire system.
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Humor is my coping mechanism, so I made this.
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@cybersecmeg Not sure who I jacked this from but it seems relevant
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@QuinnyPig @Ubiquiti @briankrebs Also it’s always great when someone whose chaotic good with a wide audience decides to step up.
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@sherrod_im I don’t understand how a CISO could handle being a business leader without a strong, firm TCP handshake
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@SwiftOnSecurity One of the darkest tweets I saw was talking about how they watched a guy get call from his parents saying they were scammed out of their life savings and him realizing he just gained two new dependents because his parents couldn’t work anymore.
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@RayRedacted @IanColdwater @bigendiansmalls I loved the talk. I didn’t understand it all but the one thing I did come away with is your community helps you. Support it, expand it, contribute, and listen.
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@MalwareJake I love this table about password strength when you get phished
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@AccidentalCISO We bought a new CISO that uses ML and AI on the Blockchain using Reddit comments as the model
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@r0wdy_ wtf …. he wrote a whole book on GPS and didn’t know this…
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@loquaciousloka Wait what? I thought it was just a thumbs up…
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@strandjs 3. Stop using base CVSS scores and the latest “hot zero day” to inform your risk strategy
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@SwiftOnSecurity You trying to find the cell and the mouse cursor
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Let’s goooooooo #veilid #privacy ! @medus4_cdc and @Jun34u_sec hacking the planet!
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@k8em0 This meme seems appropriate
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@crankysysad “Did you write this answer key?” Maybe
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@_JohnHammond sudo apt update
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@EricaZelic Sydney Sweeney said the expectations of offensive tests are over exaggerated by the executives who expect a checklist to fix every issues.
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@Cthulhu_Answers Ipconfig /release /renew Ahhh safe again
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@cybersecmeg My now spouse, showed me the shit show she received. HOLY SHIT I AM SO SORRY. I don’t know how yall put up with it.
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@glitter__oo @socartis99 @MaebyKate @transincidental @ask_aubry The entire first sentence was about his perception of what an open marriage would look like to him, which obviously meant to him he’d go sleep with other women and she wouldn’t do anything. His reaction to her even matching backs that assumption.
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@rootsecdev Attackers: man writing C2s that don’t get flagged by modern security solutions are getting a bit tougher to write Microsoft: Say no more, fam.
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@sjokz @CaptainFlowers This has to be AI generated because Skarner wasn’t mentioned once
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@cybergibbons Nmap (does a similar thing as a stethoscope and is part of the first step reconnaissance)
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@Evil_Mog Yuppppp. Just wanted to help provide some anecdotal credence to your statement that it’s not just shit posting
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@NicoleBeckwith “We needs to see if my tax dollars are working well, here’s one with an older worm on it”
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@rootsecdev On-prem advocates: “I want to manage exchange servers on prem again!” Everybody in the room:
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@Tuliprokh @anthonycwalker No because they will use it for propaganda.
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@SwiftOnSecurity Isn’t Azure Active Directory just one giant domain controller on the internet? /s
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@varcharr @AlyssaM_InfoSec and Liana Mcree did a talk about it. Maybe this will help?
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@9to5mac @ChanceHMiller You mean an employee of Meta who is currently pissed at Apple about blocking tracking prefers an OS designed to maximize data collection?
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@Popehat “Soaking” it in probably
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@cybersecmeg Me writing policy
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