If you're finding me because one of my shitposts blew up: I post memes, cat photos, possums, and occasionally screech about information security. Welcome. I'm not a content creator, I am simply screaming into the void.

After years of seeing questionable Christmas lights, it's about time we got some representation.

Mabel in a bag.

Our takeout is undercooked and violent.

Heated winter village gained another house today. Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.

Adding this to my email signature...

Every day...

👀 @leanrum

Happy St Andrew's day! May your haggis be moist, large, and heavily spiced 🤌

God bless the children. We're going to be alright.

Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins. One last image to put Autumn to bed...

Bring back dumb appliances! I don't want to do forensics on a toaster!

As we're in bed for the night: @leanrum : "the dishwasher is done." "... did it just notify you?!" "Yes."

Hello old nemesis.

My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.

Ah, another sunrise, another sunset, another day I'm glad we won the revolutionary war.

In honor of the crashing BTC price...

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail. You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models. You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations. Retweet so every is aware.

Hey @nerdiosity ... Us.

Good evening, Mr. Chonk

If anyone is not on @BSidesPyongyang stream right now, you're missing the most lit song debut of the year from @uwu_underground . Holy shit.