FYI, the only reason I'm still here is to to make fun of the new CEO and his $44B dumpster fire. Anything serious I have to say will be said over on that other site (rhymes with John Mastodon). But please, keep the replies coming!

I posted research on Mastodon/LinkedIn this week questioning Sergio Gor's background. Immediately after learning of a critical error in that analysis, I deleted the posts as they were no longer supported by the facts. I regret that error, and apologize for leading anyone astray.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @abuse_ch: SERVICE UPDATE | Today, Twitter has revoked our access to their authentication API. The impact is submissions to the https:/….

RT @mgogel: @josephmenn Elon is paying for everyone including @Kirtaner.

RT @9to5mac: Twitter goes down worldwide just minutes after launching expanded tweet counts by @michaelpotuck.

RT @josephmenn: Twitter owner Elon Musk is personally validating anti-Ukraine misinformation.

RT @RightWingCope: Another epic Tesla autopilot moment where the car nearly kills a man standing by his car that has hazards on. These car….

RT @williamlegate: BREAKING: Tesla misses 2022 delivery targets by a whopping 20% – institutional investors concerned, as brand perception….

This made my day: Brazilian Authorities Will Revive Fraud Case Against George Santos. A 2008 court case had been suspended because Brazilian law enforcement officials could not find Mr. Santos.

RT @AndySayler: Wrapped up 6+ years at Twitter today. Super appreciative of all the great folks I got to work with and the projects we acco….

RT @Stennett4Senate: @IAPonomarenko Here is the English dubbed version.

Turned off protected mode for a bit. Let the firehose commence.

Hey @elonmusk, since you don't seem to have much a media/comms team anymore, can you address the apparently legitimate claim that someone scraped & is now selling data on hundreds of millions of Twitter accounts? Maybe it didn't happen on your watch, but you owe Twitter a reply.

Just enjoyed several glorious days when I didn't even think about Twitter. Wandered back just now to see what's new, and yep about what I expected.

This article could easily be updated to reflect the current reason a lot of people here (particularly journalists) have their accounts locked: It slows the firehose of bot replies from gajillions of accounts that don't follow you. It's probably also come to mean FU to Twitter.

RT @MattNavarra: Elon Musk is growing a social network. Just not the one he wants. Mastadon user growth chart: ht….

RT @goldman: Listening to this Twitter Spaces where Elon is talking about the tech stack and it's clear that no one has been in a position….