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Sam Avishay

@samavishay

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design + strategy @wealthsimple | ex: @thetbhapp (acquired by fb), @meta , @tinder , and more.

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4 years
@jesusrodriguezb Just gonna leave this here.
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@9mm_smg whatthefuckyoujustsay?
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happy new year. it’s our year.
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“They don’t even know I sold the same app twice.” - @nikitabier
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4 years
@jesusrodriguezb I wish this wasn’t in /r/funny and instead in /r/racistbullshit
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@sentdefender Remember those 6 million Jews who got lost between 1938-1945?
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1 year
Venmo, but you can report your friends to FICO®
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@eshear @lyft Become the CEO of Lyft for 24h and fix it next.
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@AvivaKlompas may their memory be a blessing
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@ChrisJBakke Great, I can turn this around by EOW (End of the World)
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@Thinkwert very cute. they are stealing your hair.
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4 years
@meakoopa My favorite sandwich wasn’t mine, afriend was working at a rest in Paris and chef fixed her a sandwich with a huge chunk of cheese on baguette. It was “the best sandwich ever.” She asked the chef, “what kind of cheese is this?” He replied, “I think in america you call it butter.”
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@JewishNewsUK @gmpolice @CST_UK @antisemitism See how quick this coward is to cover her face
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@ImtiazMadmood @DaveRogenmoser Even clearer: 1948-present: Israel 1917-1948: British Mandate 1517-1917: Ottoman Empire 1250-1517: Mamluks of Egypt 1171-1260: Ayyubid Dynasty 1099-1291: Kingdom of Jerusalem 909-1171: Fatimid Empire 661-750: Umayyad Caliphate 638-1517 (with interruptions): Byzantine
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@CornelWest @SusanSarandon Anti-semites tend to stick together. Sometimes in matching uniforms!
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@thehoffather Anti-semitism, anti-freedom, anti-children, anti-liberty all go hand in hand
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9 months
@MarioNawfal @growing_daniel @elonmusk It isn’t more nuanced than that. enlighten us, mario….
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@neontaster And then eating a BAGEL???
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1 year
@awilkinson @elonmusk people with BPD have this exact condition but we describe it as “lacking impulse control”
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11 months
@ScottWamplerRIP this parts my favorite
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8 months
@ianbremmer i went to berkeley. this isn’t even half as bad as it will get.
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7 months
@visegrad24 Why won’t Egypt let them out? The blockade is two-sided.
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@snoutwife uniqlhoe*
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8 months
@ELINTNews @michaelh992 Very sad. She’s clearly elderly + unwell. Other videos she appears unaware of her surroundings. Someone’s grandmother no doubt.
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1 year
Shazam, but it fact-checks your friend who gets his news from TikTok.
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2 years
@nikitabier Five Great Films that have hit No. 1 on P***hub have been shot in a 3-mile triangle between Northridge--Chatsworth--Canoga Park.
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@JoeTruzman Watch carefully those who celebrate death
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@yaelbt may their memory be a blessing
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1 year
Trade safer with @coinbase ’s new breathalyzer.
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@AP Unclear whether it was Israeli air strike or errant Hamas rocket. Either way, very sad.
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@JamaalBowmanNY May her memory be a blessing
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1 year
Feeling lucky? 🎲 Try Justworks Shuffle to randomly swap paychecks with a friend.
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@sentdefender May his memory be a blessing.
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@AlexNoonan6 why is the black label in an ice bucket?
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@ShaykhSulaiman Random dude in car definitely far more credible than POTUS and the Pentagon.
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6 months
@hotgirlhala “You wouldn’t believe what they did to me after I tried to murder an innocent civilian.”
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1 year
Anyone in NYC interested in house swap this spring? 🏡 3 bed, 4 bath in Silverlake, Los Angeles. (yes the wallpaper is Gucci)
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@i24NEWS_EN Call me a skeptic but i’m going to need some outside verification here.
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@clashreport False, not settlements. These are Israelis (mostly teens and young people) fleeing an all-night rave.
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@ABC7 Fixed it: Pro-Palestinian protestor kills elderly Jewish man in Los Angeles.
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@HuffPostPol Cool, HuffPo a mouthpiece for Hamas now.
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@EdKrassen @cspan nice to see someone have some humility. “i don’t know enough to have the answer.”
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@MarioNawfal Very sad. Look at the misery Hamas has wrought upon its people.
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@_andrenunes @mattjay Hopefully the rest of me, too
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@growing_daniel omg he was totally flirting
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@alexshams_ Why are you amplifying Hamas talking points?
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@Andr3jH I think you are just describing the Chechen wars.
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@zebulgar I like the part where the 18 year old is kneeling so he’s not taller than Jeff
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@sentdefender Can’t wait to see who they choose as their ambassadors to Gaza. 🤦
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@simplytomh what specifically is racist about what he said?
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@kylehagge Rooftop - Blue Bottle Basement - Vuori Attached - Sugarfish Next door - Salt & Straw
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actual photo of Nikita at my wedding. God bless him.
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@fiImgal did she just say Aesthetic School? Does she mean aesthetician school?
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Happily engaged to the coolest, bestest, most beautiful woman i’ve ever met
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2 years
@david_j_roth @chrislhayes “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” - @elonmusk
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@MarioNawfal More Hamas propaganda Mario.
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@michelleefang i once saw a pregnancy announcement that said, “we did our due diligence and decided to acquire a new asset for our company”
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@Remroum “Kids will be kids”
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@IfNotNowOrg Did you just say you’re THRILLED that 150 violent criminals are going home? Many of these people stabbed or attempted to kill innocent Israelis.
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2 years
@unusual_whales 69.420 bps is the only acceptable answer here.
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@yashar He just keeps getting cooler
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@RnaudBertrand He looks so much like Anthony Hopkins, doesn’t he?
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1 year
Slack, but with honest status updates.
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@sentdefender This is the outcome Hamas was looking for
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@visegrad24 Just what they want: more dead Jews.
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@NateSilver538 I don’t think X or TikTok is a representative sample of most people. Radical ideas tend to foment here.
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@mannyfidel @ziwe They’d be iconic guests
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@MarioNawfal Back to parroting Hamas propaganda again, Mario? Terrifying to think what you would have “reported” back when ISIS was beheading innocent people or burning Jordanian soldiers alive.
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@nikitabier A percentage I won’t admit to my dad
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@nypost he just keeps getting cooler
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@brianschatz Still time to delete this, Senator.
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@morninggloria @EricTrump @JoeBiden Babies heads smell good, not a controversial opinion
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@ecareyo Season 2 endless B-Roll continues!
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@AddisonSmithTV I’m always shocked that people still don’t know you don’t need to scream into a megaphone. The machine amplifies your voice. You can talk normal.
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@manbeachproject @rahoolsidoo @nikitabier as a fellow jew, these are 100% genuine. nikita never performs. it’s all authentic.
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1 year
Party invitations, but they show the house’s Zestimate.
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2 years
happy birthday to @nikitabier , who I once witnessed leave a restaurant after inquiring whether their fish is fresh or frozen, insisting the waiter bring over a fresh fish, which he picked it up with his bare hands, sniffed, and said, “Frozen! Let’s go!” you’re a legend.
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@nikitabier Woke up and chose violence I see
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@MarioNawfal Hamas has plenty of fuel. They just refuse to share it.
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@sonofalli good even more to talk to her therapist about!
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@AP In the case of democracy v terrorist organization, i’ll believe the former. Though i believe clear evidence is needed!
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@martyrdison @9mm_smg did you hear what she said Ton? She called me attractive.
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@durdensvline yea, none of them said Jews had it coming ???? what is four point????
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@MarioNawfal Here, let me fix it for you Mario: Terrorist organization Hamas, whose charter explicitly calls for genocide against Israelis and Jews, accuses Israel of ethnic cleansing.
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@postingtime OJ Simpson died
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@Israel We’d all benefit from an international investigation here.
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@growing_daniel experience with tunnels preferred, but not required.
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@BootsRiley “Don’t believe the real footage, as I retweet a literal propaganda affiliate of Hamas”
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@DovBenShimon Thank you for bearing witness to this. May all their memories be blessings.
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@ianbremmer 1 down, 2 to go
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@MarioNawfal Source; The Government Media Office in Gaza, a branch of Hamas.
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Being in the “followed by speakers” section in @shotsonclub is the blue checkmark of clubhouse
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@visegrad24 Great to see people in a crowd not supporting terrorism.
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@growing_daniel i straight up thought it was a hitler impersonator
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@SenSanders Bernie remains reasonable! Provided we find we find a way to prevent fuel or resources from reaching the hands of Hamas-ISIS, humanitarian aid is, if course, crucial for innocent people.
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