Madison Campbell
@martyrdison
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CEO at @LedaHealthCo and occasionally funny girl in tech.
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clubhouse founders turning down a $4 billion acquisition from twitter
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startup idea: airplane seat selection for singles, get seated next to someone single and 🔥
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if this gets 100 likes i'll show up to my boyfriend's stanford business school reunion in this
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the way startups work is you can single handily have one of the best days and worst days in any one day
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I talked to a dozen VCs over the past week.
Every single one asked me my relationship status.
Nobody asked what our revenue is.
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polish your resumes boys
you can tell how a woman founder’s startup is actually doing by looking at how many thirst traps she’s posting on twitter like if your early stage girlboss CEO is posting bikini pics I’d start polishing your resume asap
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every founders life story: "guess I'll just have to do it myself then"
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i’m a hot girl in tech who just got out of a 4 year relationship who wants to live on a beach with me
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it’s my 26 birthday and as a gift please give advice you wish you knew at 26
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i have just now come to the conclusion it is incredibly expensive to be single
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new healthcare startup idea: doctors who don’t tell you "it’s just stress"
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on behalf of international women’s day i’m going to raise a larger seed round than all of my exboyfriend(s) combined
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startup idea: an alzheimer’s dating app that just keeps showing you the same people
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founders want advice? do not fucking give 5% to advisors. tell them if they really want to support what you’re doing to put money up and INVEST.
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do you think god used jira to create the universe in 7 days that’s a really fast sprint
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True story: I shed a tear over dinner last night because we struggled to get an $8m val after 2 years of work while folks are getting insane deals for a 1-pager
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dating sucks when most successful tech guys choose to date models/actors and all i can do is make a subpar excel model
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can an angel investor be an angel investor without announcing they're an angel investor
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Okay Twitter let’s make this happen. I just venmo’d
@elonmusk
. He venmo’d me back an offer I couldn’t resist. Let’s get this trending so I can give him a SAFE for .69
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it’s astonishing how much anxiety founders can have a day and still act like everything is fine
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ok we’re doing it. i am officially going to this reunion in this outfit. will post photos for proof alongside the comments i receive.
if this gets 100 likes i'll show up to my boyfriend's stanford business school reunion in this
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is he hot or did he just get a $100m term sheet with no product
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if you share an investor with another startup you are eskimo founders
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dude the best investors i've ever met are on twitter everyone please as a piece of advice spend more time just shitposting on twitter I promise it'll pay off
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Some might have seen the recent coverage by
@rebexxxxa
on
@launchhouse
, of which I was the only person to go on the record with my name and opinion on the matter.
Here are my thoughts based on coliving situations, and what I've heard over the past two years.
A thread 👇
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How hot is this market?
In 10 minutes, I have partners from a $2.3B fund driving to my house, bringing Benihana, in an effort to convince me to lead our Seed.
Other VCs, take note - bribing me with Benihana is an EXCELLENT way to get an allocation in my Seed!
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Been in Miami less than 48 hours and already got 3 term sheets.
Miami is the future of tech, the energy is insane.
(a quick 🧵 on how I did it)
👇👇👇
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the best dating advice i ever got was to never date a man who has pictures of himself on his instagram
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2022 goals for founders: stop taking founder photos in polos with your arms crossed for your fundraising announcements, and instead pretend like you’re doing a cover for vogue
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i am officially still under the age of 30 according to Forbes magazine
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you should be automatically allowed to get into any nft event in nyc if you are a not a white man because holy shit this is a mf sausage fest
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👋help
👩👧my mom is 60 and wants to break into tech
📖she has been an accountant for 30 years, does startup accounting (does all of mine), personal accounting and is just generally smart and amazing
❓any suggestions? how do we navigate ageism in tech?
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jesus had only 12 followers so don't worry about how many people are following you on twitter
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💫you can still be a female founder and own your power and sexuality💫
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men trying to figure out how to flirt with me whenever they find out i run a company dealing with sexual assault
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sorry I can’t talk right now, i’m launching a company
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two startup founders successfully dating, what’s going to happen
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Men shouldn't code... perhaps be influencers/creators instead. It's their natural strength.
Coding is a brutal 24/7 job, mutually exclusive with fatherhood - after paternity leave, they come back obsolete & outdated. Elon Musk even says testosterone rate is falling too much.
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today I learned I'm a much better ceo when im not fundraising
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📈incoming job: vp eng @ fintech/data seed startup with recent funding. amazing company
💵$10k bounty to whoever finds the perfect fit.
💻backend python (flask, pandas), frontend javascript (react, d3, angularJS) and database mgmt skills a plus (sql, aws)
📩 details? dm me
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me when teaching an MBA class:
"what's one piece of advice you have for the class" - professor
"drop out" - madison
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gonna start a consulting firm called bingbong and only do gen-z consulting for companies that know nothing about gen-z who’s joining me
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happy birthday to me and all other 27-year-old founders trying to sell their b2b product during a recession
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✨came up to wine country to listen to red, cry and breathe actual air ✨
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the most attractive trait is someone who naturally wakes up at 6am
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you’re immediately someone’s wife if you pick them up from LAX
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the contemplation everytime i wear a turtleneck on whether or not i should become a $3 trillion dollar company or just fraud some investors
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💃i am officially making the move to las vegas. 💃
why not Miami?
well, i like the desert. i am a burner. there is also no taxes. it's really cheap. there is good food. there are lots of cool rocks. the airport has cheap flights.
and no, i don't drink or gamble.
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I have a lisp. It severely limited what I thought I could do for years.
I once gave up all my dreams because of comments about it.
I’m now a CEO.
For all of those folks out there that were bullied by something "wrong with them", know you are not alone.
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don’t put 30u30 in your bio put it in your name, change it in your birth certificate, live it in your life
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you know you’re dating a sf tech man when you fold their laundry and it’s just a bunch of t-shirts from random tech companies and venture firms
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we’ve switched to a 4 day work-week
mon-thurs and fri-mon
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if I say I am moving to ~miami~ will I get more likes
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Hopped on a plane to Rome and absolutely no one here knows what is happening with OpenAi either
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working on market research rn turns out healthcare sucks
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i hate people that have good love stories like meeting in a bookshop in paris because the only love story i’m going to get is a weird tech event in sf
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after long awaited trials and tribulations the chair has arrived
back pain ❌
productivity 📈
astronaut status 👩🏻🚀✅
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hi everyone
my mental health is important, and i've spent absolutely no time on it during the last 6 months
i have removed twitter/instagram/tiktok and all social apps from my phone and will be taking a break for awhile
if you need me--email me at m
@leda
.co
cheers
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For the first time in over 6 years I am dating someone who isn’t in tech, and might I just say, wgmi.
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i should be a professional dater and date on behalf of other people.
here's what i'll do.
you give me your profile.
i optimize it.
i message people.
i set up dates.
and you just go.
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why can’t you have a registry for like moving into a new home? why is it always around babies and marriage? what if I don’t want to have babies and I don’t want to get married but I really want an espresso machine
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when you ask engineering for an update and they tell you "everything is on track"
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my greatest strength is my loyalty and my greatest weakness is my loyalty
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1 in 8 women will develop thyroid problems in their lifetime, why isn’t there more talk about this?
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why isn’t there a dating app for chickens called Chicken Tinders
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never underestimate a founder with a chip on their shoulder
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the only way to disappoint your father more than not finishing college is by going on a date with someone who didn’t finish highschool
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happy sunday to everyone that is only leaving their house by mid-afternoon
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i never understood the appeal of gambling until I started trading stonks
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soho house is just daycare for your artistic significant other that makes less than you
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