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words/video in @GQmagazine @msnbc @moveon @guardian @businessinsider @theonion @thedailybeast + more | 🇪🇷 | nyc via ohio
Joined August 2010
BREAKING: Elon Musk loses "richest man in the world" title to TigBitties420_x.
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me, yesterday: this gamestop stuff is crazy. me, today: DO NOT SELL YOUR STOCKS MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THAT IS WHAT THE ENEMY WANTS
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why is this the most high quality mug shot ever lmao they said get the Nikon out we're getting this mf in 4K.
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just remembered DMX was scheduled to fight George Zimmerman in a boxing match in 2014 but Zimmerman cancelled after DMX gave this quote to TMZ
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an 11-year-old boy froze to death in Texas last week while trying to keep his 3-year-old brother warm.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) at CPAC: "Orlando is awesome. It's not as nice as Cancun."
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wait trump just says shit out loud in a room full of people logged into his social media accounts who post it for him i can't even begin to describe how much i need this set up.
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with a straight face, a podcast host says he is unwilling to travel for an interview with the vice president of the united states of america and democratic nominee for president.
Also, for the record the Harris campaign has not passed on doing the podcast. They offered a date for Tuesday, but I would have had to travel to her and they only wanted to do an hour. I strongly feel the best way to do it is in the studio in Austin. My sincere wish is to just.
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rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them
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in college this drunken frat bro started making clicking noises at me because I said I was east african. i said "you racist piece of shit, i bet you have no idea where i'm from" and with no hesitation he said "you're probably from eritrea"
You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho.
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yeah man that's like the defining characteristic of betrayal actually
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this is the funniest graphic I have ever seen in my life.
BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee.
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trump being like "damn yeah melania really was pregnant" is still the craziest part of the debate to me lol
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people are "ashamed" to wear face masks. I wear cleveland browns merch in public so get the fuck over it.
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here are 4 *different* screenshots of kelly loeffler during tonight's debate. i'm dead serious I took 4 separate screenshots
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why is kevin durant on this lmao.
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Kobe talking about his daughter Gianna carrying on his legacy. Heartbreaking to watch this.
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$300,000 in PPP loans that were forgiven 👇🏾.
I have a thought. How about everyone take care of themselves and their families and not rely on the government.
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imagine getting fired like this.
.@GayleKing and Mark Zuckerberg conduct their first-ever virtual reality interview in Facebook’s new "Horizon Workrooms," a VR app that allows coworkers to interact in virtual offices.
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so funny to be like "there were maga hats everywhere" while showing three guys in a 70,000 capacity stadium.
Currently at the Steelers game and there are MAGA hats everywhere. Not one Harris/Walz hat in sight:
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average jd vance headline: TRUMP VP PICK ONCE DEFECATED ON HIMSELF DURING OHIO STATE LECTURE. average tim walz headline: JOLLY MAN PICTURED FEEDING WOUNDED BUNNY TURNS OUT TO BE MINNESOTA GOVERNOR. average rfk jr headline: BLOOD SACRIFICE? RFK FOUND NAKED DURING BIZARRE RITUAL.
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i took a crack at it
i know jd vance's mii looked exactly like him.
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LMAO THESE DUDES ARE ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER FISH ARE "WET" OR "DRY"
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.@AOC: Can you explain why you've named a publication with ties to white supremacy as an official fact checker for Facebook?. Zuckerberg:
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BREAKING: Andrew Yang announces candidacy for Queen of England.
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think about what it means that Derek Chauvin was caught murdering a human being in high definition video and we're all sitting here nervous about what the verdict will be.
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true they deserve like $25/hr.
There is no way in hell McDonald’s workers deserve 15 dollars a hr.
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if i got shot and nobody cared a week later I too would be spiralling
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I say this genuinely and with absolutely no snark: I had no idea Joe Rogan was considered a comedian.
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the Nagasaki peace ceremony has been boycotted by the country that created the need for a Nagasaki peace ceremony.
BREAKING: U.S. ambassador to Japan Rahm Emanuel boycotts Nagasaki peace ceremony after mayor disinvites Israel.
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oh cool i thought it was because I start the night off with a few old fashioneds before pivoting to beer-shot combos and winding down with a vermouth.
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watching MADAME WEB on my flight, why won't she open this fucking pepsi can i can't breathe
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POV: you're henry kissinger and everyone wants another fun day on twitter
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brother that is extremely available in ohio.
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white house reporter: we can mitigate the spread of covid by making rapid tests free and accessible. jen psaki: how bout i mitigate your mom lmao next question.
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bro bugs bunny literally shot and killed a man because he was coughing during his piano recital. and it was hilarious. it's gonna be ok
“When we were young, you could watch cartoons without having to worry.”. — Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) again baselessly claims Disney is injecting sexuality into cartoons while stumping for Nevada Senate candidate Adam Laxalt
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the guy who makes the White Lotus themes just did an interview with the NYT announcing that he's leaving the show because of how Mike White wanted the music and released the "uncut" version of the season 3 theme that includes the extension of the beat drop we all wanted lol
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the "sportsball" people lost the culture war and I think that's a beautiful thing.
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"The Help" just became Netflix's most watched movie amid Black Lives Matter protests. Before I go bang my head into the wall, let me explain why "white saviors" movies are extremely dumb:.
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when Black people have "bad days" they are killed by police and then exposed on national media for smoking a joint once in middle school.
"Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did" -- a law enforcement official explains Robert Aaron Long's decision to kill 8 people in a strange manner
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omg the trump assassination suspect only chose trump over biden because trump was closer. this mf would have shot grimace if he had an event nearby
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this is the weird part man. spending personal time searching the internet to compile photos of random consenting adults who were enjoying themselves at weddings and events and then putting it on the internet to argue that you're behaving normally. you don't think that's weird?.
@wontpacdown Democrats need to hire actors so they play “weird”. Republicans just need to randomly select any actual event from Democrats to prove who the weird is
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this is not a person who is interested in actual politics lol his worldview is derived from an early 2000s air-brushed t-shirt of spongebob squarepants holding a stack of money.
🚨NEW: Popular Comedian Andrew Schulz explains why he flipped from being Dem to conservative🚨. "When I was younger, Democrats were cool. They were getting their d*ck sucked in the office. They were supportive of hip-hop music. They said, 'Do whatever you want, we don't want to
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so @RepMTG claimed that an elementary school in Illinois got $5 billion in funds to teach critical race theory (lol) and i had to look into it
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oh my god I remember watching this as a kid having no idea who this guy was. forgot about this episode until just now.
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me watching usa vs england: let's goooo american revolution part 2 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. me watching usa vs vietnam:
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me consistently testing negative while everyone I know gets covid.
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lmao ok i'm sorry but that's good stuff.
Rep. Matt Rosendale (R-MT) toys with House Republicans, yelling “Kevin” and then taking a long pause before saying “Hern” instead of McCarthy. Audible groans in the chamber.
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me: the united states is complicit in some of the world's worst atrocities and must be held accountable. me after the olympics basketball roster dropped: yeah it's time to show the world what the fuck democracy is.
ESPN Sources: USA Basketball is finalizing its 2024 Paris Olympics roster with Steph Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Jayson Tatum, Joel Embiid, Devin Booker, Tyrese Haliburton, Anthony Edwards, Jrue Holiday, Bam Adebayo and Anthony Davis. Team may initially keep one open spot.
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god damn lmao
‘She got so mad at me’: book on the ‘Squad’ details AOC-Pelosi clashes
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here's a pic of john posing with a gun. I guess he deserves to die now, or something, not sure what point he's trying to make
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it is so incredibly funny to me that the right thinks their tweet engagement is dependent on how far along Elon Musk is in the Twitter deal. like when the news broke they were free but when there's a small hitch they get shadow banned again
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the minimum wage in the state Kyrsten Sinema represents is $12.15 lol.
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second-hand catharsis seeing someone respond to a hater by posting a pic of them together and just going nuts on the keyboard.
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kamala could fuck around and make texas a battleground state if she puts a highschool football coach on the ticket.
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top democrats when joe manchin stops literally any progress from happening vs when ilhan omar says that war is bad
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this answer from kamala on whether we should change covid strategy sounds like me in 10th grade trying to bullshit my way through a class presentation
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"tweets that have been deleted" is a funny genre but "tweets that are somehow still up" is also incredible.
JANUARY SIXTH, SEE YOU IN DC!.
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after a tenuous period of deliberation, I have chosen the Tweet of the Year
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timothee chalamet on College GameDay is truly incredible. if you made the average georgia fan watch CALL ME BY YOUR NAME they would invent new slurs
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this is what stanning used to be. today if you don't like an artist's content their fans will mail you anthrax.
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"i have concepts of a plan" is an all-timer. top tier. gold status, grade-A.
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okay how many of y'all are there. i'm serious.
I STRONGLY condemn my brother's deplorable and untruthful remarks last week about Covid being engineered for ethnic targeting.
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this is going down in posting history. the guy who killed bin laden tried to dunk on zoomer dems by saying he would own them as sex slaves. no attempt to clarify what social media has to do with it. no follow-ups, post is still up a day later. completely baffling and beautiful
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it's like decently possible that the queen had never heard of ohio.
Gov. Mike DeWine ordered Ohio’s flags to be flown at half-staff in honor of Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II.
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they're doing toyotathon at the white house we have never been more in hell.
Musk to Trump: It’s a like a golf cart that goes really fast . Trump: This is really amazing
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kamala harris is goated at this point lmao WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
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Kylie Jenner donated $1 million to coronavirus relief. That's a lot of money! But it's easy to forget how much the super rich are actually sacrificing. Her net worth $1 BILLION. The average millennial net worth is $8k. It's like us donating $8.
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chi osse is directly responsible for the new protected bike lane i use everyday and now for the fact that i won't pay a broker's fee ever again. hate to be like LoCaL PoLiTiCs but it's the kind of stuff that is more likely to affect your daily life.
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she said "please speak up" at the end like his hearing is the issue lol no ma'am this man is microdosing dying.
U.S. Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell freezes again while speaking at a press conference
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one year and 2.6 million deaths later.
The coronavirus panic is dumb.
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