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Maker since 2009. @seedcamp alumni. Sold and now building @shoprocket . Also , and a chicken wing resto in Bali 🍗

Bali, Indonesia
Joined September 2020
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Me, spending 10 years to build a complete Shopify alternative that can be embedded into any website/app in seconds, with faster load times and fewer steps to checkout. Users: "$9/mo is too expensive" People building apps on top of Shopify that literally just let you change the
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@RebeccaLatham @latestinspace Things in space usually have very predictable paths. Weather patterns are chaos.
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@esjesjesj These are the same people that made calculators spell “BOOBS” in school and thought they’d achieved something. This is what those kids do now.
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@streetfighthard It’s the dog I’m most upset about
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@debarghya_das This is a bizarre take. You’re basically saying “life in India is better because there are so many poor people to do things for me” The US was like that once, we tend to all agree it’s better without the slavery.
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@kimwexlcrs *A single pub exists for dog owners to relax without kids pulling their dogs tails* You:
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@esjesjesj “Not an issue” “About 15 trucks had an issue”
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@nytopinion @Emma_Pike_ I preferred her other video "just stop doing crime", not sure if the criminals have seen it yet though.
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@PopBase We’re going to need season 7 of the crown
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@SamiFathi_ Pretty sure Apple were the ones selling devices with proprietary ports and cables sold separately…
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@InternetH0F The planes were the pieces he lost
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@esjesjesj Also Musk publicly telling us he can use community notes as a honey pot trap 🤦‍♂️
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@stephsmithio 3000 BCE: I'm hungry 1000: I'm hungry 1200: I'm hungry 1400: I'm hungry 1600: I'm hungry 1800: I'm hungry 2000: I'm kinda full 2020: I have diabetes
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@InternetH0F We need a 3rd olympics for the general public. Invitations are sent out to households at random and those selected have to compete. It would be the greatest sporting event of our generation.
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@TheRundownAI Christ we’ve entered the stage of the cycle where companies start just slapping the letters “AI” on any old shit. These are skates and unless they have 5G I find it highly unlikely they have AI…
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@TurnerNovak I went to Japan expecting to basically land in the future and it honestly looked like they built their vision of the future in the 80s, then said “fuck it, that’ll do”
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@spookwave2 @WTFreakouts He wasn’t rude, he articulated the situation perfectly, he was not armed, there was no crime, so he did not need to present ID.
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@Eve6 Nothing says “trust me” like a chart with no labels.
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*Knock knock* Who's there? Tailwind. Tailwind who? Tailwaind relative inline-flex items-center px-2 py-2 text-sm font-medium text-gray-500 bg-white border border-gray-300 cursor-default rounded-l-md leading-5 dark:bg-gray-800 dark:border-gray-600 relative inline-flex…
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I pay $99/mo for a simple API, one month I accidentally used my live key instead of test, triggered a load of identical calls and went over my usage limit. They charged me $600 in overages, even though every request was identical, assuming they have caching, the cost to them
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@angeloinchina How is Russia defending itself if the war is happening in Ukraine and not in Russia?
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@LeilaHormozi You run a $200M portfolio and this is your website?
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I still can't get over this, @Cloudflare Images are now billed per unique resize request, and all cached images are free. I was paying for 20,000 per day, now I'm paying for 3. THREE! This will save me about $100/mo in image handling. How often do you see software working to…
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@ChrisJBakke But all of these headlines are 100% accurate. This was the coverage of the last exploding rocket: "Though Musk, SpaceX's CEO and founder, hailed the Starship launch attempt as exceeding his expectations, it fell far short of its overall test objectives to reach space, complete
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@esjesjesj “Birth rate is all that matters, but here are the reasons why I hate anybody who doesn’t conform to my ideals” 🤡
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Pathetic that @Google can pretend this is acceptable. I type into my address bar, and Chrome decides to take me to Google, and show me a whole page of ads, with the actual result below above the fold.
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One of my sites does over 100TB of traffic per month. It costs me less than $50 with Hetzner & Cloudflare. With Vercel this would be around $40,000 per month. Need a server? @Hetzner_Online Need an infratstructure? @awscloud Need a CDN? @Cloudflare I can think of exactly…
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Vercel gives 1TB bandwidth for $20/mo which is generous. In reality most wouldn’t hit that limit. But there will be a small percentage of customers who will hit that limit. The pricing for overage is $40/100GB. So the next TB costs $400. If a site crosses 1TB bandwidth, it
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@YehongZhu This should be archived for future generations to understand why the economy collapsed.
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@Joan_Atoms Gen Z and below are beyond hope.
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@erwinbaggins @footbalIfights Because there’s absolutely zero chance of getting shot.
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@amuse Just give her the phone and tell her to leave and never come back. Stop trying to teach people who don’t want to learn.
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@esjesjesj So now it's against Twitter ToS to say a name without the person's explicit permission? Another win for free speech.
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@LolOverruled Xtremely disturbing
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Can someone build taxGPT please so that everyone can have their own accountant? Thanks. Signed, Everyone
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@ElijahSchaffer Ok but the real crime here was the realtor choosing “sherlock housing” when sherlock homes was right in front of them.
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Since I learned that 50-70% of people don’t have an internal monologue, the world suddenly makes a lot more sense.
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@CensoredMen Clearly this man feels extremely strongly about the war, that's why he's retail shopping.
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@EvilVizier Pretty sure it’s a kids movie
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@dcarp624 @crazyclipsonly Somebody doesn’t understand cause and effect.
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@ShitpostGate Americans need signs for everything. Literally everything.
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@WholeMarsBlog Homer Simpson designed a better car than this, and that was over 30 years ago.
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ChatGPT getting lazy!
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@CapDontMiss @ayeejuju We actually drink the one on the right, then we piss into the bottle on the left and sell it to you.
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@JeremiahDJohns Musk: “My number 1 priority, is putting an end to child abuse, but before I do that, let’s trawl through years of internal Twitter comms about Trump.” Twitter user: “when are you going to stop the child abuse?” Musk: “you sound like a pedo!”
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@MarinaPurkiss Monarchy: approx 1,200 years old, once ruled the majority of the world, has survived countless wars, plagues, famines, global catastrophes. Marina: random twitter user. No blue tick. Who will win?
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@ConSelfOwns Still a better comprehension of basic economics than the average crypto bro
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@esjesjesj They’ve only just banned it?!
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@ShitpostGate Imagine the future memes about Pfizer
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@NoContextHumans This is an advert for her onlyfans, do better.
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@iamharaldur Don’t forget banks! In the rest of world, to receive a payment, just share your account number, in the US you can clear a person out with that 🤡
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@BLSmith2112 @elonmusk @GiorgiaMeloni “I’m JUST going to have my 11th child with the Italian PM quickly, then we’re definitely going to Mars”
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@aubetony Someone stole my bike once, I found it for sale online with an address, I told the police, they went round, knocked on the door and politely asked “have you stolen a bike lately?” “No” the thief replied. That is the end of my bike story.
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@spectatorindex “Ok affordable healthcare is we want, spin the wheel!” “You’ve got war”
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@InternetH0F This is why they often hand out multiple life sentences, just in case
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@debarghya_das Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you shouldn’t employ them, but there’s not really a comparison to be made. They’re just countries at different stages of capitalism. India will be the same soon no doubt, and it’ll be much harder to find low paid staff for things like this.
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@tombomp I like city builders, but after a few hours I start thinking "damn, I really wish there was an invasion or war now"
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@esjesjesj When is community notes being shut down then?
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@michaelmiraflor @debarghya_das Just to clarify, are these "well compensated domestic labourers" considered to be a "lower caste" to their employers?
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@1FollowWomen If it were this hard to be trans there would be exactly 0 trans people.
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@ShitpostGate This is how men actually looked in the 40s
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@Acyn “I was laughing at something else” Every class-clown at every school. 🤡
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@MuhammadSmiry The irony here being that plastic chicken nuggets will absolutely cost more to produce than actual chicken nuggets.
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Today I learned that @stripe charges £0.40 per API call to calculate taxes. That is absurd. Taxes are absurd. Somebody please, for the love of all that is holy, fix this.
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@JoshxSODMG @disclosetv The government won’t allow scans to reveal what’s below the surface. Otherwise we’d probably know exactly what there is by now.
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@lporiginalg I’d ask for a refund
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@Raphie_El @prettyboywelt @SaeedDiCaprio There’s a pig snout at the top of the video
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@edzitron Musk when Tesla collapses because he kept going “all in” until there’s no money left and nobody to lend him more.
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@wideawake_media “Climate change is ruining the planet!” “Damn, sorry to hear that, what are you going to do about it?” “I’m going to prevent a handful of people from getting to work!”
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@hello__caitlin There is exactly zero chance she would have finished this video if I were in line behind her.
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@vivgraves The lawyer who made it a requirement to specify the date exactly like this was paid $2,000/hr
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@depthsofwiki The closest achievable test of infinity monkeys, would be zero monkeys.
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@corg_e This is literally Musks playbook. Act like the smartest person in the room, proudly declare you’re going to do something, promise an unrealistic deadline, then outsource it to the cheapest resource you can find. Take all the glory if it works, scapegoat them if it fails.
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@TheRabbitHole84 And for men, the chances of finding a woman of equally important traits, is onlyfans.
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@anandmahindra @AtulAGhorpade There’s no way I’m trusting my life to anything created by a company who’s graphics are this bad.
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@AndrewJDavison Not gonna name them because I’m not after a refund, just sharing this experience to show what pushes devs to build their own tools (or migrate)
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@disclosetv Well history has taught us that the French are very much open to that sort of government action so I’m sure its fine.
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@loganclarkhall You shouldn’t have lost then
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@JuddLegum “Let’s not worry about all the guns and drugs, books depicting a kiss! That’s the root of our problems”
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@MattBinder "Have you been accused of rape? Being victimised for invading Ukraine? Then come on down to X! Where we pay YOU to do horrible things"
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@ElonAltman “You won’t like me when I’m casual”
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@0xgaut Personally i won’t get out of bed for less than $650k a week.
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@Acyn Politicians holding up pictures of tweets that hurt their feelings might be the saddest thing to ever happen.
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@ChrisJBakke Who watches this shit? Seriously? I feel like my 4 dogs have more insightful views on the world.
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@libbyemmons “Did you breathe today? Congratulations, you’re racist”
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@NoContextBrits D if it means in either direction. A if it means only going forward in time.
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@souljagoytellem It's actually a QR code, when you scan it your phone explodes.
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Seriously @Tripadvisor WTF is this? You're happy to proceed with the refund, but you can't? I'm happy to let you keep my money, but I can't, so I initiated a chargeback. Sorry.
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Today I ran a query to find all the users who were on old pricing or discounts that I'd forgotten to expire. One of them was paying $999/yr (3 years old) instead of the current $1,990/yr price for the "Plus" plan. I hesitated for ages about sending them a "I really need to
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@shellenberger It doesn’t matter now they know we were right, but somehow it mattered a LOT back when we were saying it 😅
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“I don’t like it I want a refund” Sorry we don’t offer refunds as we send reminders every month before charging you so you have time to cancel. “I didn’t get it” Here’s the email logs of you getting and opening it. “I can’t login” Here’s the logs showing you logged in. “I…
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@GaryMarcus @Rahll Absolute nonsense. I can create an image of SpongeBob in paint then blame paint. The responsibility is on the user, not the software. Otherwise ISPs are “in a heap of trouble” for letting people download copyrighted content.
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@Esqueer_ @ajbauer Twitter implied that the new $8 plan was a sign of verification. They then failed to actually verify anybody and major brands have been severely effected as a result. Section 230 won’t help musk I think.
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@zei_squirrel Saw a genuine article the other day suggesting Musk's Boring company would be the first $3 trillion business.
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@AKBrews A great lesson for climate change deniers here. Refuting a fact doesn’t make it go away.
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