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dan

@pine_cohn

4 years

6 years later and still one of the most powerful images i've ever seen

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@sighyam i get why her face is blurred but god this would be a badass shot if it wasn’t

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@merrittk i assume this is in there?

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@pine_cohn

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chris fleming’s “depiglio” predicted the uncomfortablity of seeing someone jogging towards you on a walk on a tight sidewalk and panicking regarding how to maintain social distancing. in this essay i will

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@ettingermentum “at least one poet commands a small army” is one of the most powerful eight word sentences ever written

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@tim_cato @rodger same but a freshman

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@pine_cohn

2 years

imagine youre on a casual afternoon walk in a light sweatshirt and jeans and this happens

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Cheyenne, WY went from 43° to 11° in 9 minutes and now below 0° #wywx #aricticfront #kswx #newx #okwx #txwx

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6 years

@motherofdiegons @C0INCELPR0 good

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@ByYourLogic tweets are still up via google search for now, screen while you can!

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@depthsofwiki this entire page is straight bangers

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@pine_cohn

3 years

@Seamus_Malek (The Pixies' "There is my mind! Thank goodness" plays)

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11 months

@depthsofwiki my man is bricked up

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@desusnice let that house become home

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@theneedledrop damn that fetch the bolt cutters redux was quick

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@pine_cohn

5 years

by designing the dc opinion page last night, i have ascended into furry allyship

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THEY APPROVED THE COMIC IM-

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@pine_cohn

5 years

lol this was 10 days ago

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

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@pine_cohn

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@pavanvan read this to yourself a couple times

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@j_fogel @AndrewHClark absolutely not

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5 years

@ashleyfeinberg

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4 years

@SleepawayChamp @Speediest_Sloth mine is when i locked eyes with this kid in a trader joe's parking lot when i was 3

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@IlhanMN collab

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@joelockhart

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@Brazil201 @JennyENicholson it is fucking insane cameron put a jesus allegory in the opening minutes and never touched it again. i thought i missed something

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@nsilverberg a smaller dog that doesn't whiff out the window while i'm driving

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@GraceSpelman everyone asks where is pierogi but no one asks w̵̭͘ḧ̸͓̚o̴̧̐̐ ̷̞̽ì̴͎̑s̸̩̺̿ ̸̻̅s̵̡̡̚͝ö̴͔͉̿ų̷̛p̶̺̩̍̓

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@jon_bois this is infuriating. thank you

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@pine_cohn

1 year

this Arabic comment on a live Margaritaville performance made me tear up

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@mcmansionhell they can smell another civil unrest wave later this year on both sides re: roe/midterm chaos and don't give a shit about optics anymore

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@obrigadojacob @hasanthehun medicare for paws

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@CanYouPetTheDog this is why journalism matters

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@pine_cohn

6 months

@celinedionysus_ on top of this, his estranged trans daughter’s deadname is xavier, and i’m pretty sure elon called her X as a kid. very creepy throughout.

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@ByYourLogic i don't understand how he doesn't lose his mind. it's like he's speaking a different language

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@pine_cohn

1 year

@PopulismUpdates “you can’t fire me i quit and also you’re all fired”

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@ebruenig “After all, wasn’t the Newtown massacre like the breaking of a seal, the final entry in a national catalog of stunned loss that had begun with Columbine? It wasn’t that there would be no more losses. It was only that we could no longer be stunned.” this passage hit home

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@pine_cohn

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@willmenaker legend

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@SAMOYEDWAVE lathe of heaven

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@pattymo

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@TrueAnonPod aren’t we all

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@alexnpress the complaint is incredible

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@ByYourLogic in my sophomore year of college my frat roommate's friend said that he decided on business school because of wolf of wall street

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@pine_cohn

9 months

@TheMERL the park in my neighborhood has what i call the “duck shrine” (pictured, with a worshipper)

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@ByYourLogic @jon_bois their 60 minutes piece from 1995 is so sweet, i rewatch it often. just groundbreaking, simple production. lovely.

Car Talk: Behind the Scenes with Tom and Ray Magliozzi (1995)

Tom and Ray Magliozzi, two grease monkey brothers from Boston, whose program on auto repair is one of the most popular shows on NPR. Their secret? Lightheart...

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@GarbageApe hamilton is good

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@pine_cohn

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@AvivaKlompas @IlhanMN @israhirsi she represents what judaism truly means more than you ever will

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@vvicthor @willmenaker "large sons productions"

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@JennyENicholson @cmalado @Nowacking the shape of water (2017)

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@pine_cohn

5 months

@BenjaminCrew1 how do you think he'd go in the hare krishna episode?

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@pine_cohn

3 years

@Vinncent i remember when oprah interviewed prince harry and meghan markle and it was a lot of brits first time watching american network television and the near-unanimous response was shock at pharmaceutical advertisements existing at all, let alone the sheer amount of them

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@pine_cohn

5 months

@ettingermentum he loves doing this

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Trump on Hannibal Lecter: You know why I like him? Because he said on television “I love Donald Trump” so I love him

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@mcmansionhell this variation on Miette also lives in my skull

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@pine_cohn

4 months

@nkulw jenny is one of the best content creators alive. dissertation-level research into everything she does

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@pine_cohn

4 years

this is the real recession

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@pine_cohn

2 years

need her

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2 years

World is 4000 years old. Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@ebruenig gonna need a hog explosion montage set to 1812 overture

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@pine_cohn

3 years

@xdannyxbrownx DANNY CHRISTMAS ALBUM FINALLY

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@mcmansionhell minecraft mansion tutorial looking ass

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@virgiltexas hate i understand this

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@pine_cohn

3 years

@marwilliamson @jimsciutto this is the marianne equivalent of flipping someone the bird

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@pine_cohn

1 year

@PopulismUpdates 4chan went online 20 years ago yesterday, and moot included this in his first blogpost, saying that the site will avoid being a political forum and will be “largely image and comedy based”. if only

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4 years

@xdannyxbrownx (feel good inc bassline)

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@sighyam

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4 years

@MrGoodVotes @ByYourLogic first one i snagged

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@ldrinkh20 or Midlife ISIS

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@pine_cohn

4 years

its felt like this since march

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@ArielGarddog @caitiedelaney look at the phone bottom right, they are doing something

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@pine_cohn

5 years

nuke california

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@pine_cohn

7 months

@TJBreen also, as someone who didn’t exist for the first two years, this is a significant underlying reason for the growing rise in youth depression. offline culture never existed for us, and as much good as this has brought, it makes time very strange and sometimes disorienting

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@pine_cohn

1 year

@ettingermentum you gotta wonder how amazing those rich shareholders who cashed out at the $44B sale feel right now

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@pine_cohn

4 years

down about 40 pounds since new years (and counting)

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@pine_cohn

7 months

The #2 trend in the US right now is “Ennis and Burrows” about a new comic book series, but every single tweet is by ChatGPT-generated blue check spam accounts. It’s worth reiterating that until last year, blue checks were indicative of a real person of importance and mattered

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@AdamSchefter john brown should be in charge of naming every american newborn

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@theneedledrop So glad one of America's most talented entertainers finally returns with possibly the single of the year. Cal's back, everyone.

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@jon_bois @ByYourLogic hey jon - this passage really means a lot to me. i'm 23 and recently graduated college into this, and it's been tough not knowing what my life should be or will be. reading this made me realize that i should take a step back and appreciate what i do have right now. thank you.

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@ambienvalent i work to elect dems with stem experience

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@theneedledrop they did surgery on a melon

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@JOEL9ONE wearing a jersey over a grey hoodie gives him the right to philadelphian citizenship

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@pine_cohn

2 years

@NotABigJerk really appreciate the "sssssshit" ASMR at the end. a garnish, if you will

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1 year

@PopulismUpdates unity ticket to heal america

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@prill1223 @intellegint @ByYourLogic he’s a nurse

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1 year

@Power2Control @IlhanMN agent orange would have no effect on you

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1 year

@Eagles

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@pine_cohn

4 years

having a stroke at this

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4 years

what the actual fuck do people genuinely think like this??? i’ve never in my life heard people say this and they’re soooo specific i’m confused

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@FanSince09 its not even real lol

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@willcronkhite @stavvybaby how to thumbs down a tweet

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@theneedledrop @ByYourLogic melon go on chapo

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@pine_cohn

4 years

my mom venmoed me for buying her new laptop a skin on my prime account and this looks incredibly demonic if you don’t know that

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@TheOnion always both at once

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@pine_cohn

4 years

@cushbomb someone is going to recover this photo in a couple thousand years and assume it was a religion

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@pine_cohn

6 years

@GoOffKings the duality of man

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@pine_cohn

1 year

we are so fucking back

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Welt!!!!!! She texted back

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@pine_cohn

3 years

@jverwey18 @jon_bois i’m gonna guess it’s happened in high school women’s basketball at some point, there are some absurdly lobsided matchups every year

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@GraceSpelman

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@pine_cohn

5 years

@ldrinkh20 (with my 66 year old dad) "father and son or questionable date"

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3 years

@depthsofwiki when i was 15 i added an incorrect accent to the last e of my high school principal's name (on my high school's page) and it went uncorrected for three years

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@pine_cohn

4 years

tfw about to be under 220 pounds for the first time since you were 16