Here's my cover of the commercial for the DVD box set of China Beach

Instagram wouldn't let me turn off The New Feature That Doxxes You so I've deactivated my account for now.

To be fair it is funny to break the news that a flight isn't happening by emailing someone last minute with the subject line "your food is not going to be on the flight" and when you open it it says "because there is no flight".

I'm never flying United again if it's the last plane out of hell.

Do you ever hold too still and realize you can feel all the blood slugging through all your veins? I use the word slugging here because I want to be clear I find it gross.

I want to go to immersive theme park mcdonaldland.

Must be Apple Pie Tree birthday shake capitalizing on the fame of the beloved apple pie tree. Blue and pink, not apple flavored for some reason.

I don't even really believe youtube reps exist. They're like the loch ness monster or something, you hear about them but idk anybody that has one.

I'm watching the Kidfluencer docuseries which has a lot of interesting moments but imo the funniest one so far is that one of the family channels have a call with their Youtube Rep and are given the advice to "google what stuff is trending".

This makes me so sad for the doll like no way does she want this.

RT @S0L0SIS: everything is so much more fun with you

**SUPERMAN SPOILERS** I'm so faceblind that when they revealed the clone I was like "who is that" thinking it was a surprise cameo until the dialogue explained. His hair & clothes would've had to be identical for me to get it. This is also probably how the Clark Kent thing works.

As a theme park enthusiast the plothole that bothers me most in the new Jurassic World is that we're told the last generation of dinosaurs is dying out, and they still aren't a draw in zoos, everyone is tired of them. Bro look at the last week of Muppetvision 3D.

For a minute genuinely thought this meant they were making the biolizard.

There was a kid walking into the movie theater with his 3 friends, he was dressed as The Thing from the Fantastic Four, bald cap and everything. And his three friends were dressed normal 😕.

I really liked Edaville! I wish they could have found a buyer that wanted to preserve the park

Dino Land was a section with the premise that dinosaurs were awakened by construction around the park and started living among the ruins of defunct rides. Dino Land was closed to guests in 2022 and the dinos were left sitting in the elements until this year's auction

The Thomas the Tank Engine themed land was fairly new when I went. Apparently the IP was removed in 2022 when the park fell under new management

A local renaissance faire purchased the land, and they say they plan to continue operating the train around the cranberry bogs as a Christmas attraction, but haven't confirmed if they're going to repurpose the buildings

The rides were removed and auctioned off in May. The Jolly Caterpillar sold for $4000. It should have been me