Jenny Nicholson
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video maker • pro gamer • #1 avatarhead na'vi nation zola‘u nìprrte’ • sonic fans don't interact
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Waiting for our flight and this guy pulls a life size lego groundhog out of his carry on
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We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that
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I feel like not enough streaming services are humble about the fact that they became successful because they were affordable and more convenient than pirating, and they're going to keep making themselves more expensive and less convenient until everybody pirates everything again
Netflix’s has introduced their anti-password sharing method:
Once every 31 days, your device must log in on your home Wi-Fi network or your account will be blocked.
(via: )
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Listen I'm not happy that disneyland's giant animatronic dragon exploded but it is kind of funny that there's so much video coverage of it on tiktok from literally every possible hypothetical perspective
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I love the idea of a random kid you reposted being like "please stop you are ruining my life" and giving them a pompous lecture about how they should have anticipated you ruining their life, like you're a wild dog or something and have no agency over it
I DELETED THE POST ABOUT THE CORNELL UNIVERSITY KID AT HIS REQUEST
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This is an open challenge to anyone who goes on Jimmy Fallon, when you tell an anecdote and then he does his big fake laugh after, slapping the table and everything, can you wait a beat and then look him in the eyes and ask with great vulnerability "did you like my story Jimmy"
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You're telling me the cops STOLE THE KID'S PET GOAT WITHOUT A WARRANT so a STATE SENATOR could KILL IT AND EAT IT AT A BARBECUE
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What has it got barbie spoilers or something
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Tiktok comment: Is that vase from Target?
Reply in the form of a video: Ok you guys I know I look crazy, just ignore that, I don't know what the filter is doing. It's been a long day. So I've been getting a lot of people, um, asking if that vase I showed is from Target. Firstly,
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I do think it's really ironic that this moby dick animatronic is unaccounted for and is a legend many people have been chasing for decades
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Rudolph literally wasn't allowed to join in any reindeer games that was like an extremely basic part of the story. Idiots
Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games
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You know on twitter when conversations go like this:
Guy 1: I am overtly racist
Guy 2: You suck!
Guy 1: Well it's just my opinion but I respect if yours is different :) Hope you have a good day brother
Guy 3: Holy crap, a mature conversation on the internet?? Kudos gentlemen!!!
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Months ago, when star wars land first opened, somebody asked Rey her family name and she said, "I used to be Rey from nowhere... but now I'm Rey from the Resistance" what I'm saying is the ad lib from a theme park performer was better and more emotional than the real screenplay
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Not to be rude to the atomic scientists but if the clock started near midnight and can freeze for any amount of time and moves both backwards and forwards by irregular intervals why did they think it was helpful to model it after a clock
The Doomsday Clock was moved to 90 seconds to midnight today, Jan. 24, the closest it's ever been.
The Doomsday Clock is a decades-long project of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists featuring a clock face where midnight represents Armageddon.
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Hearing that the try guy who cheated's brand was loving his wife and thinking it's hyperbole and then finding out that this is actual monetized content edited in-house and uploaded to an official company channel
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Everyone in the replies is calling this take sexist but imo the sexist thing is having your pathetically small number of female heroes, nearly all of whom were only supporting characters, stand together in one shot and pat yourself on the back about how you've done girl power
Popular opinion: this moment was terrible and borderline embarassing. Not only was it so forced, Nothing about it was earned. A 7 year old could come up with this. The bar is so low and y'all ate it right up
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Disney influencer tasting $5000 star wars cocktail: "While I admit it IS expensive, if you HAVE the money it IS yummy"
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They'll have a really hard time recasting this one because I've never known any man bold enough to try his hand at a Rick or Morty impression
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MTV shot an episode of a reality show at my high school about this one student who was trying to become a singer, we had like a watch party of the episode but the narrative totally roasted us & talked about how the protagonist was a standout in a lame school of conformist normies
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All the british people defending the guards in the comments are acting like just because these guys have wacky hats they're like a runaway truck that can't slow down or go one foot to the left
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I think it's weird that the twitter sidebar will promote topics as "trending" when they're totally not, they're just stuff the algorithm has noticed you like. Like nice try twitter but I've figured out Shadow the Hedgehog does not in fact trend every day
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I think it's very very weird for Marvel to respond to criticism about the CGI quality in one of their shows by being like, "please go easier on our effects artists. It is impossible for them to do better in the grueling conditions we subject them to"
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What marvel fans get mad about is so mysterious to me, they'll love 7 films in a row that are the same as each other and then an 8th identical film will come out and suddenly they're really mad at it for all the stuff they've been liking and will go back to liking in the next one
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It's really weird to me the degree to which JKR failed to make wizard adulthood appealing in any way. Every wizard adult you meet really obviously peaked in high school and still wistfully talks about it all the time
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I'm gonna be haunted for my whole entire life by that Disney+ documentary where they're making Frozen 2 and like 6 months before release they have a lot of miscellaneous animated sequences but still don't know what the movie is gonna be about
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This has got to be the most embarrassing way to be found guilty of murder
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Elemental's worldbuilding feels like an AI tried to rip off Zootopia, like the robot brain can't figure out why humans will chuckle at jokes like "sloths work at the dmv" but not "the tree working in customs uses his stump-shaped nose in lieu of a rubber stamp"
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Just found out about the $1400 louis vuitton carrot
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Do you think elon musk and grimes were actively falling out of love while filming that mario sketch on SNL
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If you MUST leave your home for supplies, please be courteous and wear an eccentric outfit to signal which genre of apocalyptic character you are:
- opulent slum queen
- cyberpunk biker
- an old man known only as "Doc"
- jumpsuited drone
- earth tones, with a vest
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Everyone we've encountered in Germany has been really friendly. When we told our waiter we were american he said he had visited america but it was New York on 9/11 and he was lucky to make it out alive, and to enjoy our meal
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When we went to see Morbius the box office guy asked us what seats we wanted and as soon as the seat map popped up I loudly went "oh ☹ nobody's seeing it?" and he tried to optimistically show us the 2 seats in the corner that had sold
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I just found out disney world has a Groot-themed root beer float and they call it the “I Am Float Root Beer" which makes me so so so angry
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It's so weird to think if JKR hadn't been on twitter everybody in my age group would be pretending they loved the Fantastic Beasts movies out of like brand obligation
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I still think it's insane that you can buy a nonrefundable flight and then the confirmation email has a long paragraph like "for the record we sometimes randomly sell your seat to multiple people, so, this might not happen for you"
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Personally I sew one camouflage sleeve onto all my sons shirts so he can stick his arm out as far into the rides as he wants
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Bringing back my top chuck e cheese fun fact: when they retired old animatronics corporate didn't want to pay to ship them back but also didn't want them to be stolen or sold, so they told franchise employees to beat and smash them and then mail in polaroids of this happening
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How come every male pop culture youtuber can sit in a room with all four walls painted oppressive primary-color-blue and a bookcase full of 300 funko pops but if I have stuffed animals set next to me I'm instantly discredited
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Due to a mixup the airline tried to take my carryon into the cargo hold without letting me know they were doing that & I had to physically grab for it and be like "no no no" because it has like 30 lithium batteries in it, my life flashed before my eyes
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I've never had angry JKR fans showing up in my mentions before but they're all british boomers so they're just calling me bloody barmy and things that sound whimsical to americans
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Isn't Disney that company that still employs Johnny Depp
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Will Smith genie is what appears in my room when I have sleep paralysis
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Not only does Avatar 2 not bother recapping the first movie, they also spend the first 5 minutes bombarding you with a lot of new and insane worldbuilding information, and only like a sentence devoted to each item
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Wait so if not all blue checks are created equal anyway, what is actually the point of all this
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Wild that in a state with no open carry, this guy pointed a gun into a crowd while shouting aggressively and none of the cops observing freaked out and shot at him in self defense before he could be safely arrested. Wonder how this man was so lucky! I guess we'll never know
As hundreds protest in Upland, tensions are now rising between Trump supporters and George Floyd Activists. Currently police are monitoring the protest.
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Idk if it's what he was going for but on a meta level it is actually really funny to do an extremely long self-congratulatory intro about your dangerous humor and then do a string of really dated eyebrow waggling Rodney Dangerfield kind of jokes about how you have to pay for sex
I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes...
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You can tell that near the end of production for Fantastic Beasts 3 they did a bunch of reshoots where within ~10 minutes of screentime they perfunctorily wrap up every single dangling plot thread because they don't intend to make more films
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On my last round of antibiotics I ate gogurt because it's delicious and easy to eat and then got a horrific stomach infection and that's how I learned gogurt apparently has zero probiotics because it's like not real yogurt or something
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imo every film ought to have a scene where the characters remark on 9/11, find out about 9/11, or if it's a historical film you can you know foreshadow it
Like seriously, what purpose does including 9/11 serve to the narrative of the Turning Red?
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The new Godzilla was so good but we accidentally saw it in the most aggressive moving seats I've ever experienced and every time godzilla showed up we got tossed around like ragdolls, people screaming, popcorn flying
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I hope the people who unsubbed from me because I asked james about the plagiarism allegations and then he made a community post about how I was bullying him will come back now
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There are so many posts in the Only Fans tag like "loooool now the porn stars will have to work at McDonald's which is funny because it's so demeaning" bold words from all these men who certainly enjoy both porn and cheeseburgers
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It's kind of nuts that Jake Sully just permanently joined the water people because James Cameron hadn't thought of doing the water clan thing yet at the time of the first film and once he thought of it he was like "oh that idea's way cooler"
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Guy flies first class in front of 2 tipsy women who spend the whole flight making friendly smalltalk. Instead of watching a movie, listening to music, or sleeping, guy spends 6 hours angrily typing out every detail of their conversation and taking covert photos of the women
I have a situation.
The woman behind me on a 6 hour flight has not STFU for 5 seconds.
Said she’s “happy”’15 times. Likes cosmos, beach body doesn’t work, likes cranberry light, NOT diet and it’s only 5 calories. She’s going to have wine tonight though and she can’t wait...
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Instead of Rotten Tomatoes we're just gonna make Scorsese watch every film that comes out and gauge his relative optimism for the future of cinema. That man will have to form an opinion on M3GAN whether he wants to or not
Martin Scorsese: The ‘Clouds Lifted’ for Cinema’s Future When I Saw ‘TÁR’
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Look at this $900 sweater that makes your arms look put on wrong
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In hunger games Peeta has the special power of disguising himself because he's "used to decorating cakes" as if the coal mining town where bread is a luxury has a huge demand for lavishly decorated cakes
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I wanted to tell you guys about this gargoyle trick or treat bucket I had as a kid and how when I reached in to get candy the teeth gored my hand but this was the best pic I could find of it on google and well, I know what everyone is going to have to say about this
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The weird thing about modern JKR stans is they're almost universally the same age as her & older, didn't read Harry Potter, literally only started liking her in the last 2 yrs because she hates trans people like they do. They didn't even see Fantastic Beasts, they let her down 😔
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I had this as an in-flight movie when it came out and they just did a hard cut from the first shot of the plane to Iron Man stepping back onto the ground at the end
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That time we went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid but it was also 9/11 and they inexplicably put the memorial newscasts on the big screen in the fish-themed bowling alley
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It's kind of awe inspiring to see every straight guy on the marvel cast say Chris Pratt wasn't homophobic to them with zero self-reflection
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Average star wars fan finding out about 9/11: "that doesn't make any sense if that worked why wouldn't they just do it with every building"
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I feel like logan paul's only 2 modes are scamming children, and earning goodwill back so that he can resume scamming children
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It's kind of funny that in losing my checkmark I lost no features but gained the option to change my profile picture or display name, because for the last several months it's threatened me that if I did that it would drop my checkmark
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You know what this means gang, if you don't go see it we'll have the funniest possible outcome for the series
Warner Bros. executives are waiting to see how “The Secrets of Dumbledore” performs before green-lighting the fourth and fifth
#FantasticBeasts
movies. There is no script for a fourth film written at the moment,
@rebeccaarubin
reports:
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One time I posted a photo of Chewbacca hugging me at Disneyland and a guy became convinced my post was a sly reference to the fact that I was having sex with the performer in the Chewbacca suit and was like "do you think I'm STUPID, that I wouldn't figure it out???"
Got any juicy para-social relationship stories? 💽
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I still have the JKR tweet saved on my phone where she started complimenting a child's drawing of a dragon and then accidentally pasted in a quote from an anti trans article with an f-bomb and then somehow still ended the tweet with a hashtag about the cartoon dragon
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We were struggling at an escape room and got a riddle, "an odd number, but take one letter away and it becomes even" and
@piratey
and I immediately shouted "ELEVEN" and the game master unprompted got on the speaker like "ok so first of all it's not eleven"
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The Turning Red 9/11 guy responded to the clip going viral but his response was "I've had way worse opinions in the past year alone"
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Tradwife influencers will be dressed in full Marilyn Monroe cosplay and when they reveal their husbands it's 100% always a guy in a loose tshirt, khaki shorts, a baseball cap with the american flag, sunburned pink in the face with rounded sunglasses tan lines
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Joss saying Gal Gadot only disliked him because she didn't understand english when her english fluency level is like "fluent but she has an accent" lol sorry I can't stop thinking about this
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Whenever there's a film featuring any profession/hobby all I can think the whole time I'm watching is like, so are people within this hobby totally unable to enjoy this as a film because of petty things it gets wrong. The better the film the funnier it is to think about
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My friend & I just ordered a bunch of appetizers and the waitress literally said "that should be more than enough" lmao well I never
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A star wars movie where you clap at the end not because it was good but because it's over and can't hurt you anymore
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There must have been a better week to announce a Harry Potter game
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They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy
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That's not a syndrome anymore that's just the normal experience of going on vacation and being like "that was great"
Learning that there’s a reverse-Paris Syndrome (London syndrome?) where the Japanese travel to England, experience the charming mediocrity of the English banlieue, and are immediately enraptured by it
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What bothers me about tiktok is I'll see videos as crazy as this all the time and when I open the comments it's just a combo of people smugly saying they always knew, and people going "whoa really!" like earnestly taking this information in just because it was said assertively
I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?
This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
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Somebody's gotta tell all these vegan restaurants that salt is vegan
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This is the kind of hot take I would tweet to let people know I'd been kidnapped
The film “A Marriage Story” (2019) should instead have been named “A Divorce Story”
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At Disney World I saw every variation of "man too masculine to enjoy this vacation" shirt but also saw my first child variant - the son's shirt said "They made me come here instead of paying Fortnite." I want a whole family in shirts asserting that NONE of them wanted to come
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Percy Jackson reacting to his mom being crushed to death in front of him with the "aw man" energy of a guy who overslept his alarm and is a little late for work
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Wow I can't believe he finally found the one scientific inaccuracy in marvel movies
The Hulk is Green from a potent, accidental dose of Gamma Rays. Actually, Bruce Banner would have died within days from organ failure.
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These streamers are at Disney World, visited first aid last night for cough, shortness of breath, and severe vomiting, and were back in Magic Kingdom today complaining of sore throats
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sorry babe not tonight. a youtuber just posted a 4-hour video essay about something ive never heard of
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I lost my phone in the theater and they found it, the employee asked me to describe it, and I started to tell him that it had Figment on the case. Then I said "-Figment is the purple dragon, from epcot-" and he very seriously cut me off, "I know who Figment is"
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JKR is such a hateful woman that if she wrote an autobiography she'd have no choice but to write herself as a mean-spirited caricature of a working class fat person to illustrate her own moral failings
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M3GAN was really good. Someone got dumped at our screening though which was weird
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