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@p1huycke
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@Nurse_Elsie911 @OMGFacts technically a square IS a rectangle.
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@hexagraeme the r/Ontario debates about speeding on the highway are SIGNIFICANTLY more infuriating though
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@vornietom Geez, I dunno? Maybe start by opening your mouth?
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@p1huycke
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@timandsid I think Bartolo Colon got his plates nabbed...
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Are these yours?....Looking for the rightful owner of #MrSexy They were unlawfully attached to a Maserati driven by a 17 year old G2 driver going 150km/hr in Mississauga.... #NotCool 🤨
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@augustAP12 Hot take: fare gates that you can't jump over etc. Are better because they ACTUALLY work for intended purpose and don't require police to enforce.
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@p1huycke
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@weatherdai @CringeyPolitics @BrickOverton Standard of living and GDP are most definitely not the same thing though
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@OLightworker @BeasBall82 @DRusso97 Good thing I found out about 9/11 when I was *checks notes*...6...
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@p1huycke
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@UrbanismAvenger @owillis Actually it was putting his feet up on the Resolute Desk (while being black).
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@p1huycke
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@AlexRMcColl @The_Terroirist @hexagraeme You can just drive he speed limit, it's not a huge deal?
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@p1huycke
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@yabishfae @TexanExiled @LitPathway @bananafitz WELL THEN, you've got what it takes to be a... STAR
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@p1huycke
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@socdarling I'm so sorry: a) that you feel like shit b) that you have to hear shitty dudes saying shitty shit
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@p1huycke
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@nasboat Up in the Marianne Williamson pantheon
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@LissaPea @millenial_black @MyKidsMakeStuff @annekatherine @comeau_bruce @baddanadanabad My first thought was "OMG WHY IS SHE MAD AT ME 😭" followed by "aah, classic internet miscommunication 🤣"
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@p1huycke
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@LissaPea @millenial_black @MyKidsMakeStuff @annekatherine @comeau_bruce @baddanadanabad I was trying to satirize the original guy, sorry if that came across poorly 😥
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@p1huycke
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@real_lord_miles
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@joeyartist I don’t even have a drivers license
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@p1huycke
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@oldenoughtosay This book was published in 1960!!!
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@p1huycke
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@aguybeinaguy S-tier bait
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@dieworkwear L. None of this is ACTUAL winterwear, this is autumn wear.
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Maybe the most depressing essay I've ever read :(
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From "Iraq and the Reinvention of Reality", an essay in my book "The View From Flyover Country"
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@NobleAtlas88 Dude, the police report literally say keffals was swatted.
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@KaylaAncrum Opened a door with my foot (kicked open the "bar" that you had to push) and got sent to the vice-principle's office. VP was very confused.
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@p1huycke
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@punishedmother @lavern_spicer Green card holders can't even vote lol
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@p1huycke
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@IfBooksPod They don't like Peter though, obviously they came for the grindr jokes
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@lugarou16 @Unlearned_Hand @AnnMLipton What if the flight attendants yells "BOEING STOCKS ARE LIKELY TO DROP AS A RESULT OF THIS INCIDENT"
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@p1huycke
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@_AresGG @socdarling @tahukann That's will and chris yelling at each other actually
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@p1huycke
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@DMan_DC2020 @UrbanismAvenger @owillis Surely it was not holding his own umbrella at a press conference?
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@Keizaya @GrantWahl way too early to come to a conclusion either way.
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@Lemommeringue Canada does this too, but we're part of the midwest apparently?
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@lilbabygandhi At least you aren't cosplaying as a North Korean Stan?
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@RedditCFB Is he not slightly limping at full speed?
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@p1huycke
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@Schmutzhund @moonandfear So you don't like his content, therefore you don't pay for it, seems fair?
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@p1huycke
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@hexagraeme 1st comment: just buy a new Range Rover
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@north0fnorth Okay, but Toronto is ACTUALLY a rectangle
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@KKriegeBlog How come you weren't an expert on the Napoleon vs. George Washington episode is deadliest warrior!!!
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@p1huycke
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@hilaryagro @ChrisMurphyCT I think he said mini cooper???
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@katewillett @kvnrogan @damienISgoodmon What about the 70 year old retirees who want to stop any new housing, slightly denser housing forms in their neighborhood bc it "doesn't look right"? Should we leave city planning to them?
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@p1huycke
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@lilbabygandhi stop having such a MEAN income sid!!!
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@mcmansionhell The worst part about hating Tom Cruise as a person is that he has the audacity to actually be good at stuff
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@zukosmadre not a food doll though, she hasn't reached double threat level yet
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@p1huycke
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@north0fnorth IT'S UNFAIR THAT YOU HAD THAT SPECIFIC DEBUNKING ARTICLE READY 😭😭😭
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@p1huycke
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@sammajammaz why would an ANARCHIST ever support NATO???
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@socdarling @JediNabber Cause you can DRINK IT
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@GramsciGordon @Apocalypsimo @shitshowdotinfo Isn't that the same with all the networks too though? Like, I think (generally) HBO is the only actual option to get some certainty (unless you're ROME and go WAY over budget)
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@p1huycke
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@oldenoughtosay Queen Victoria's burial flag is IN a school cafeteria!
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@SheRatesDogs I don't like my women TOO womanly...
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@oldenoughtosay It's in Burwash Dining hall at Victoria College at UofT (Toronto), it also APPARENTLY had a stain from when a U.S. president gave an anti- free trade speech in the early 20th Century and was pelted with vegetables (one of which stained the flag on the wall)
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@p1huycke
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@gabepajaro44 @driven2drink @miskeencore @sassycrass @post_prufrock twice as much as an ensure (ensure protein MAX only has 20 grams)
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@p1huycke
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@RoxyTall umm why would a JOURNALIST expect something to be "off the record" if they didn't bother to ask!!!???!!!
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@aquaimperium8 Hancock: Canada is independant
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@sam_d_1995 Best part is how small actual work trucks (plumber/electrician etc. actually are)
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@clairewillett I wrote a paper after Trump's election (For U.S. Presidential Politics Seminar) that ROE/OBERGERFELL were safe b/c of standing. Prof gave me an 85 and wrote "very good argument, you almost convinced me" -TBF ALL OF THE BOOKS I READ BY THE ADVOCATES AGREED WITH ME
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@NoamChompers counterpoint.
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@sam_d_1995 @lareinanegraa_ And severely limit the # of hotel rooms!!!
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@nameshiv THAT'S NOT STANLEY TUCCI
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@Ryan_Weller @ManBanality @decadimitry @about_dave Which can only be built if zoning requirements are lifted
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@Men4Fielder I CURSE YOU
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@CVlautzenheiser @KevinMKruse @SethCotlar @JoshuaMZeitz Robert E. Lee: History's most IRONIC general
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@4everhopefull1 @MJMcKean HEY! I trust 22% of the Court all of the time, 11% of the court the vast majority of the time 33% of the court about 50/50 (well between 30-70) and 33% of the court basically never
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@p1huycke
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@hilaryagro This is not the reason why the US wants to ban TikTok.
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@Fembybass @Struckneptune The Argentinian Military attacked British Land and British citizens! What else is a military for if not to protect your won citizens!
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@Jolteoff @TonyCavanaugh1 @MeghanBobrowsky @tepingchen @WSJ @Preetika_Rana writing a telegraph has always been difficult for the rest of the world STOP I've always been looked at the world like the glass was half full STOP That being said, menstruation coming up in every telegraph is annoying STOP
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@socdarling @incelReplies I'm imagining attempting to do this pickup line with a straight face. And utterly failing.
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@p1huycke
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@Schmutzhund @moonandfear I mean, he IS an entertainer? Like if he was a comedian would he not deserve to be paid?
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@Econ_Marshall You do realize that 1/3 of the members of the court are DIRECTLY attributable to Democrats LOSING the 2016 election?
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@Stoogie48445817 @dskamper @mtsw The line to get into Notre Dame Cathedral (in Paris) was much shorter for services as opposed to the tourist line.
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@ArmandDoma 1. I TOTALLY believe this dude wouldn't try to get the library de-funded. 2. Gross.
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@woo_wild @Paraglobalism But working class people live in the state...?
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@DMan_DC2020 @UrbanismAvenger @owillis I'll close with this Huffington Post accounting
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@ComatoseGoat @BNODesk The chart could use with some important context:
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@varsha_venkat_ DON'T LET THE FRENCH OFF THE HOOK
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@Schmutzhund @moonandfear I'm just unsure what your reasoning is as to why he doesn't deserve to be paid for what he does? Like, he's not forcing people to pay him, right?
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@acoyne "few Canadians have been more heavily inconvenienced by the corruption of the American legal system than I have" -try Omar Khadr
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@katewillett These ummm... aren't related???
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@jimmyfswanson @the_transit_guy What about forcing people who don't drive cars to pay for car highways?
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@SarahTaber_bww Always good to have a periodic reminder that the United States does not actually have a fully developed Welfare State, and functions in many places on a shitty patchwork of non-profits and shady private orgs who require some grease to make the wheels turn at all
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@hilaryagro @ChaosIsMel caffeine, you can do everything EXCEPT caffeine.
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@frogs4girls baked beans. Famous for having copious amounts of meat.
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@afivegantenna @shitshowdotinfo @macho_taildrop @Schaar880 @leisurelefty My guess is that with the exception of HBO (because they produce a LOT of TV shows that people actually like watching), there won't be enough quality per network for people to want to pay, back to piracy we go.
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@BrynnTannehill I DIDN'T THINK KENNEDY WOULD RETIRE,OK!!!
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@mythsbaby Travis Kelce is not only dating? Taylor Swift but also seemws to be reading (or has read) @EmilyRCWilson 's Odyssey translation!!!
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@_myrk_wise BIDEN BEING BASED
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@tom_hynes @arpitrage But the point of upzoning is to increase housing supply, not to punish you.
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@shantyXman @TaschaLabs I love the part where she takes an existing business model (influencers get free stuff and provide their fans discount codes) and just adds crypto to make it more difficult for people to use the discount
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@dieworkwear So basically they better win the Oscar for Costume Design?
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@ZacB_MN @BoxNews11 It's the combo of being a slave owner AND committing intentional genocide against his own people AND starting (well, first President to do it bigly) the spoils system for me
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@DaComebackKiddo @W3DoALilTrollin @KnowS0mething It's hypocritical to implicitly wish something that is supposedly a universal bad on somebody who (for potentially extremely valid) you hate, because then the "bad" is no longer universally bad. Doesn't invalidate the emotion (maybe that's a bad word for it) behind the hypocrisy.
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@RoxyTall Another job application with qualifications I do not have.
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@jortscity @vanillaopinions @luksic_leonardo also the European Union has the: European Parliament European Council Council of the European Union European Commission -they're all made of of different groups of people, elected/appointed differently, and have different vetoes/powers/responsibilities
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@staxdeadempress @ClockyGoddess Buddy peaked too early 😭😭😭😭😭
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@RealBunnyColvin @4ColorCrack @glam4462 @KMRTMoose @stvnndrw @BrandonLBradfor Obama forced them to use Dijon mustard, it led to a customer revolt that they were unable to recover from.
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@aquaimperium8 TBF Nixon also appointed an surprise Liberal
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