Straw Man
@Ryan_Weller
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Parasocialist, amateur commentator, legally permitted to write "Esq." after my name. 童心之圣
New York, NY
Joined May 2011
My lobotomist hooked me up with 10 free tickets to see a new documentary called "Melania" on IMAX. I can't wait to share my thoughts with everyone.
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The new winter storm model run is out and YOU, specifically, are getting 36"+ of snow. It doesn't matter where you are or what you do, you can't escape from it. Its coming and it will find you. Don't bother stocking up, it won't be enough. Make peace with your God if you have one
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State law says the mayor has to be locked inside The Cube. If he wishes to be on tv he must wear a paper bag over his face. This is the law.
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Just overheard someone say "LinkedIn is my favorite social media."
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This 163-year-old department in DC still serves child labor the old-fashioned way.
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Average Grok user:
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Really can’t get over this video of more than a half dozen ICE agents forming a tactical perimeter at a suburban Minnesota Target so their commander can use the bathroom, cosplaying like they’re in Fallujah. What an absurd waste of taxpayer dollars.
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There should be a feature where the feed automatically scrolls up when your finger hits an Amazon ad.
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I finished 3 books yesterday... and believe me, that's a lot of coloring...
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a naive tendency is to conceive of people in countries undergoing situations like the one in venezuela as either revolutionary or reactionary political agents as opposed to random people who wonder if they'll be able to feed their ailing grandmother or children in the coming week
i just spoke to my father in central caracas, who has been up since two in the morning. he says the streets are completely empty, the feeling among the few people he's spoken to is of bewilderment
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This is how Chuck Schumer forms his opinion.
"Before Trump used military force in Venezuela, should he first have sought authorization from Congress?" Yes: 51% No: 23% Unsure: 26% YouGov / Jan 3, 2026
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Before you’re mean to me, remember that I’m a small child.
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