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I've watched this 17 million times in the hour since Cera sent it to me and I cackle like a maniac every time.
This is more perfect than I imagined it.
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This is my absolute favourite piece of Dune meta criticism btw
The pug in Lynch's Dune makes perfect sense. Just like Paul, it's the product of generations of selective breeding that should have made genetic perfection, but it's kind of just a little freak
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@luvu2golka
okay but what if SHE's the hitman and someone's trying to kill her and because he looks like that the people hunting her assume it's him when really he's the cute lil travel blog dude who loves trains.
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@fordhoIden
The girls would have eaten James before they even ran out of the sandwiches Mary packed for them.
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@punkfrenchtoast
The reveal that the ominous drum beat that has accompanied every anxious or frightening moment of the film is actually the sound of victory is brilliant. Without a single word it conveys the message that this success is a truly terrible thing. Its inception on the audience.
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@DaisyPowerHour
I need Mickey to drag Ron's corpse around the walls of Disney World like Achilles did with the body of Hector.
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@LoShearing
A mate and I who didn't like each other did this too. It made things easier in our mutual friendship group and now we're actually very good friends because we learnt how to respect each other's boundaries.
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@voguepearls
He shut it down before he died. And then someone bought his name and stuck it on badly made, overpriced tat that they sell using shock culture and outrage publicity.
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@kenwhitmore16
@okaypompeii
The thing that gets me is that Nolan literally DOES have characters literally stand up and basically tell the camera "these people are bad people and this is a bad thing and they suck"
It was the entire point of both Emily Blunt and Alden Erenreich's characters!
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I'm really enjoying all the people who didn't watch Dr Who discover Matt Smith's unique and utterly delightful approach to character commentary.
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@tlouhix
If you're a premature twin/triplet born within 30 miles of a film studio a casting director is gonna talk to your parents.
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@perisceris
I don't know if they do the same in other countries, but in the UK now the bank HSBC has a special type of bank account for people without a permanent address so that they don't get stuck in this awful cycle. They advertise it for both homelessness and domestic violence cases.
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@XIVOXI
Because Dev Patel is a hot as hell 30 something year old man whereas Paul is a skinny sulky teenager who was small for his age.
He would have been a great Duncan casting though, although I do love Momoa in the role.
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@RossMcCaff
Minimum wage call centre staff who have rejection quotas to meet. All of it owned by someone who will inevitably be a Tory donor.
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@msgellerwhyucry
I feel like it would have been very fun to see Edwina fake being interested in Antony to force Kate to spend time with him because it's the only way she can make her sister actually hang out with him. It was cute that book Ed noticed that Kanthony liked each other immediately!
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@FilmUpdates
@colbertlateshow
Since Hugh has social media and has just finished a film with Chris "Doesn't even own a phone" Pine, I think this is less of a complaint and more of a confession that he missed out on banging the hottest Chris and he's sad about it.
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@kelseyjbarnes
If they are so set on not using a qualified journalist it should be a super fan who would be enthusiastic about the project and ask relevant questions.
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@kindlestuck
I really hope the popularity of Spider Gwen will encourage DC to return Barbara Gordon to her Oracle title rather than trying to regress her back to her much less interesting Batgirl.
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@punished_cait
@nikicaga
You are not your cleaner's boss. They are their boss, you are their client. Paying someone for a service does not mean you are in charge of them.
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@molllllusk
They just stopped working together. Its normal for actors to be besties on a job and then stop hanging out so much afterwards. Especially child actors who basically will have only had each other to socialize with on press tours/set classrooms etc.
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@neon_heartbeat
She didn't even do that! She announced it after she had already had reconstructive surgery. She didn't look any different on the red carpet and if she'd said nothing no one would have even known but chronically online men were acting like it was the end of days.
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@davidmackau
I maintain that if everyone who works in customer service was allowed to talk to people like TFL staff are then the world would be a better place.
TFL staff are ALWAYS respectful, but they aren't expected to take BS from people and they are allowed to tell customers they're wrong
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@clhubes
He actually quit acting for a few years so he could be with his daughters in their formative years.
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@Z_Silvestri
@GreatCheshire
I loved him telling a reporter on the press tour for Water for Elephants that he witnessed a clown dying in a freak accident at a circus as a kid.
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@kenwhitmore16
@okaypompeii
Poor Emily Blunt put her whole Oppenussy into selling the "you can't commit a sin and then expect everyone to feel sorry for you because there were consequences" scene and these people are acting like she wasn't even there!
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@YoungerPope
@capybaroness
I'm looking forward to seeing these massively over inflated budgets exposed as the biggest money laundering schemes in Hollywood yet (which is really saying something cuz Hollywood loves money laundering)
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@ncrmalpeople
They're not even telling us to watch the show! They're telling us to put it on mute while we do other things!
Imagine having so little faith in your own work that you tell people not to watch it but at the same time you want their money and support to make more!
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Both actors had huge creative input on the tone of this scene
Both actors have acknowledged that this moment can be seen as violent or sexual
Both actors were very safe while filming and have talked about the trust between them.
Both actors had fun.
This enjoyment is not bad:
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@slack2thefuture
Right when the "oh we can hold out forever, so you should definitely give up as soon as possible!" stories start is when you know they're getting desperate. There's a reason why this has dropped the day of the SAG negotiation deadline. It's cuz they are terrified of the strike.
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@Duke_113
@luvu2golka
Personally I like it when the audience gets to be in on the joke. I've got plot twist fatigue.
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"Don't go to sleep," she murmurs, "you'll squish the baby."
He hums in amusement, eyes still closed, he presses his lips to her neck.
"I won't squish you, baby," he says.
"I'm not talking about me," she says, mischief in her voice.
Suddenly he's very awake.
"Wait. What? Really?"
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You can tell how actually incredible the Shadow and Bone cast are as actors because you absolutely buy what they're selling you in the moment and then 3 seconds later your brain actually registers what the dialogue said and you're like "that's the stupidest thing I ever heard"
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@dieworkwear
to be fair I think Russell Brand has been wearing that exact pair of skinny jeans since the early 2000s. They're probably just fused onto him at this point.
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The girlies: Girls night!
Ben: 🥺
The girlies: 🙄 one picture!
Ben: 😇
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@kopopoulous
@JoshuaPHilll
Please read your own first tweet. You started out so strong and then fell into the very trap you were pointing out to others. It doesn't matter if the kid is 15 or 50, we shouldn't find it weird when a child cuddles their parent.
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@vintagexpost
@fiImgal
Well they have 80% of the original version that was actually meant to be a feminist critique of the way female celebrities are treated by the industry, so theoretically they could still just release that in one form or another.
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@jackbar_ed
Also about half the people under 40 I know who work in London either work in a coffee shop and so get free or discounted coffee or have some corporate job where their company buys into a reward scheme that they can redeem for free coffee. No young person in this city buys coffee.
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The biggest problem with Shadow and Bone is that the characters aren't Sun Summoners and Dark Lords battling for the fate of the world or Thieves and Assassins on a heist.
They are characters in a tv show, all behaving like they know they are characters in a tv show.
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@unbabybearably
@jamesmoran
All of these guys were much more famous than the main cast in the UK. This scene was a gag about how a much better parallel movie was happening at the same time that we weren't getting to see.
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@perisceris
Honestly I think it's the worst part, that it's so easily fixable. All it took was a couple of well placed people to acknowledge that there needs to be a system for people with no address. All they need was a different form.
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@feederofcats
You: I could have euthanized you. Everyone told me to.
Bitward: And ignoring that advice was your own mistake.
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Can't believe we got two actors with such fantastic chemistry and they're in this absolute piece of shit and the writers actively hate them.
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@HeheWaitWhut
Do these people forget that the only reason he was Ironman was because he literally couldn't get any other jobs at the time? Sure it helped him get back on his feet and he turned it into a juggernaut of a role, but if he'd had other options at the time he would not have done it.
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@AkanaPhenix
Yes! Like, you nearly died with these people and were profoundly changed by a shared experience no one else can comprehend? And now you're just gonna leave? That's not found family, that's a retail shift in December!
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@kayandskittles
They're also striking against a literal pay cut. The deal they're being offered is asking fewer staff to work more hours for literally less pay. Not "less when factoring in cost of living" they want to write a smaller number on their actual paychecks.
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She'd heard horror stories about being a blood bag, but the truth is it's the best job Alina's ever had.
She's one of a team that keeps Mr Morozova fed, for a very generous salary.
The only downside is that she's one of the 17% of people for whom Vampire venom is an aphrodisiac.
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@HigherMagic
Yeah, I've got 35 new followers in the last 24 hours over there, no pfp, no real content on their blogs, twt users who make the shift to tumblr and don't learn how to use it end up looking like bots!
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@scumbelievable
And drawing no distinction between books that depict bigotry in order to condemn it and books that are just bigoted. Which makes that lack of distinction between fiction and reality even worse.
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@asanyfuleno
@p_dinheiro
No it's not. The colours are a reference to the 1966 training kit, you know, the kit worn by heterosexual working class white men who won England's only world cup victory. Please leave us gays out of your made up culture war nonsense, we just want to watch football.
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@ecphrasis13
Viserys really pulled the ol' "I didn't realise women were people till I had a daughter" line huh?
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@TinyWriterLaura
The way that this fundamentally changed how we "voice" cats literally overnight. 30 years of Lolcatz "can haz cheesburger" suddenly swept aside by haunted victorian child cat voices.
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@NinaModaffari
The sequel should be the exact same cast playing totally different characters
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@JLisaJay
Everything about this is disgusting but I find describing it as "necessary" particularly rage inducing.
Nothing about what they're doing to writers is necessary. One of their CEOs could personally pay the increase without breaking a sweat, as an industry it's pocket change.
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Paul and Chani would destroy worlds for each other. People gotta remember that.
“Chani…she will be Paul’s right arm, she will be Paul’s soul.” - Denis Villeneuve.
let's bring this back up cause some people have selective memory on here.
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Still thinking about how "Actually I think its the acting you're upset with" is an absolutely WILD thing for a writer to say about their own cast. Especially in a thread where the moment being discussed was specifically about one character and so that is ONE ACTOR you're blaming!
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"What if he picks me?" Alina asks, wincing as Ana ties the kokoshnik a little too tight.
"He won't pick you" her nursemaid says briskly. "Bride shows are just a show these days. Zoya has been groomed for this since birth. You're just stage dressing, like all the others."
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@Xibee
@TheGonzoOpera
@JoshHoodTheBard
He was only 20/21 at the time this episode was filmed in 2010
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@somebobcat8327
@FilmUpdates
They'll get better screenplays if studios stop trying to get rid of writers
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@RealShow76
@JustVisiting805
@davenewworld_2
Hang on, the chance that one of their colleagues might maim or kill them without asking questions is so high that they have to have an identification system? That really destroys the insistence that "if you just comply they won't hurt you" doesn't it.
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@TehMadness
@katienotopoulos
Oh yes, the famously unpopular genres of science fiction and fantasy 😂😂😂
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So
S2 was completely written before S1 aired?
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filming was delayed for rewrites?
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none of Alina's story was cut?
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Jessie said Alina's story WAS cut down?
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All of Alina's scenes were filmed?
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there's 20hrs of unseen footage?
How stupid does Eric think we are?
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@strangeharbors
Its not a remake of the movie. It's a remake of a tv show from the 70s or 80s. The movie took the name and gave it a totally different plot. This show is more similar to the original.
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@danielleweisber
He also smuggled a brand new instrument (the celesta) into Russia so he could be the first Russian to use it in a performance and he wrote the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy specifically to show it off!
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@Q_Tip_4
@willmenaker
I think it was pretty radical for a YA series to unequivocally say "it is your actions that make you good or bad, not what team you're on, if your own side does evil you must hold them just as accountable as you do your enemy."
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"How is Alina settling in?" he asks. His first question after his return from the front.
"Well enough," Ivan says. "The nursery said she's made friend and she's stopped hiding food in her bed. She's even started to ask for paper."
"Paper?" The General frowns.
"She likes to draw."
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Just taking shipper goggles off for a sec,
Two enemies engaged in all out war with each other being physically violent when they fight in person is NOT domestic violence.
A Darklina physical fight is not the same as a Daemyra physical fight.
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@perseruna
the fact that Glen Powell and Zoey Deutch made Set It Up FIVE YEARS AGO and haven't done a single thing together since when they both want to is mad.
If this were 2004 we would be on their 6th "the same but different" Rom Com by now.
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Gonna be real, if I got paid to snog Jessie Mei Li, I too would never shut up about it.
no one:
absolutely no one:
ben barnes: jessie, jess, jessica, jessie mei li, a human sunshine
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How short Darklinas see Bin Bons vs How tall Darklinas see Bin Bons
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@defNOTalien
@thinkercooke
A Negroni is equal parts Gin, Campari and Red Vermouth. A Negroni Sbagliato (translation: an incorrect Negroni) is where you replace the gin with prosecco.
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The married couple who work together and every time they're in a virtual meeting together they always crack a "fancy meeting you here!" joke.
Their colleagues are suffering.
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@batjko_pat
@DudespostingWs
What a creative story you've made up about an easily researchable event that is a matter of public record!
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"Sounds fake," Dr Morozova says as he pulls his burrito out of the staffroom microwave.
"Cute aggression is a well studied phenomenon!" Dr Starkov insists. "It's not violent, you just want to squeeze the cute thing in order to cope."
"Huh," he says. trying not to look at her ass.
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unf! The subtlety of him keeping his head level and her looking up in the first one vs him looking down and her being level in the second!
Look at these actors showing us a change in the power dynamics in such lovely small ways!
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"Good morning Miss Starkov!"
"Good morning General."
"What's on the agenda today?"
"You have a meeting with the Admiralty at 11.45, a meeting on Operation Volkra at 2pm and a little kiss at 10.15."
"Why Miss Starkov! It's 10.20 now!"
"Is it? Well then Sir I think you're late!"
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@TotallyBucky
@jesperfection
in this picture she's actually 7'1. They put her in insane platform boots
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I need a cocktail episode of Stanley Tucci's cooking show with Emma as the guest.
Those husky voiced Negroni Ambassadors gotta stick together.
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@HeistMeup
@ycsm1n
This isn't dark humour. This is doing a silly dance while trauma dumping for clicks.
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Several years ago I went to see a play that Jessie Mei Li was in which starred Gillian Anderson and Lily James.
Jessie was the person I couldn't stop talking about as I left the theatre.
Anyone saying they're a bad actor is fucking delusional.
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@samreich
@AlexHorne
@verymarykate
I feel like Sam and Alex being in the same room should rip a hole in the space time continuum or something
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@FilmUpdates
Why would I watch a Mission Impossible film in IMAX? I will watch it as God intended me to: on my phone while waiting for a bus.
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Jessie: OMG you're so strong!
Ben: You are the size and weight of a paperclip.
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I'm enjoying the angry accusations that Ben and Jessie just being their fun affectionate selves is PR because by that logic it would be Darklinas that are the preferred viewing audience.
We know that's not true, but it would be funny if it was.
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"And my husband-to-be?" Her Serene Highness, The Princess Li-Nan demands. "What is he like?"
"What would you like to know?" asks Captain Kirigan, still stood smartly to attention.
"How tall is he?" she muses.
"About my height," he offers.
"And his complexion?"
"Not unlike mine."
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@Devon_OnEarth
I took a counter-terrorism module at uni and literally the first thing our lecturer said on our very first day in class was "Terrorism works. That's why people keep doing it." which was a wild way start but also an important thing to make clear when trying to prevent terrorism.
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@MintyStonehouse
@AlishaGrauso
I grew up reading a series called Skullduggery Pleasant. It's about a 12 year old girl called Stephanie. Skullduggery is her mentor/teacher. But you don't get 15 YA fantasy books published by naming it after the little girl who stars in them.
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Reasons the Darkling is a feminist: Always takes the time to credit women for their ideas.
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@BlueWaterFarm
@Mik3Ferguson
Actually we had a meeting and took a vote and we revoked his Autism Pass. So jot that down.
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