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The world’s smallest bookseller. Events person for Belmont Books. 2021 PW Star Watch Honoree. ✍️ in LitHub, Psychopomp, Tor/Reactor, Polygon, & Kirkus.

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4 years
I don’t know who needs to see it but here are some pictures of Chris Pine walking out of an indie bookstore with a GIANT bag of books while also wearing a mask.
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Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty”
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absolutely losing it over this picture
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They’re both giving each other bardic inspiration
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Me: *stares into the abyss* The abyss:
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Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.
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Thinkin’ about moon gates and how they look like they’re passageways to another world.
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Once again thinkin’ about moon gates and how they look like they’re passageways to another world.
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Romcoms need to strive for this. Try harder.
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May this video of Stanley Tucci doing a cocktail masterclass be a blessing upon your twitter feed.
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Tom Holland’s rizz can truly be boiled down to the fact that he seems like a genuinely good, sweet dude who isn’t a creep and doesn’t appear to have a mean bone in his body and also he’s funny and cute and can do a back flip
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Once again thinkin’ about the giant western red cedar trees that washed up on La Push beach in Washington and how vast and terrifying the ocean truly is.
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Customer: *says their last name which happens to be the same last name as a fairly famous and beloved author* Me, trying to make conversation: How often do you get asked if you’re related? Customer: All the time. Customer: He’s my dad.
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I don’t know who needs to see it but
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Friendly reminder that Daniel Radcliffe is, and has always been, one of the good ones.
@TrevorProject
The Trevor Project
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Six trans and nonbinary young people sat down with Daniel Radcliffe in a candid and heartfelt conversation about their journeys and what genuine allyship looks like. 🎥The first episode of #SharingSpace premieres on YouTube tomorrow at 12 PM ET. ➡️
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Melissa McCarthy saw people saying that "mob wife" aesthetic was making a comeback and decided to set the bar at a truly impossible height.
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Lizzie Logan
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no thoughts just melissa mccarthy cannoli purse
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This might be the best a man has ever looked on a red carpet.
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Cast John Boyega as the lead in a period romance, you cowards.
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Everybody stop doom scrolling and look at this picture of a baby goat wearing an extremely fashionable turtleneck sweater
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Tom Holland’s rizz can truly be boiled down to the fact that he seems like a genuinely good, sweet dude who isn’t a creep and doesn’t appear to have a mean bone in his body and also he can do a back flip
@DiscussingFilm
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Timothée Chalamet calls Tom Holland “the ultimate rizz master.” “Internet knows this. Zendaya knows this, everyone knows this.” (Source: )
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I am looking *respectfully*
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Sometimes the void screams back
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Just want to reiterate that we rarely see detective characters in films and TV shows who are sweet and kind to the people that they are helping and not just hardboiled jerks who desperately need therapy and that’s part of the reason why Benoit Blanc is so great in Knives Out.
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Blessings and a raise to the stylist who told him to grow his curls out.
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Pedro Pascal Daily
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Our hearts stopped
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The duality of man
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Y’know I think that we as a society moved on much too quickly from Dev Patel dressed in period clothes.
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Every single clip of this man makes me think he's a collective hallucination we're all experiencing. He's too handsome, too talented, too smart, too well spoken, too kind, too--
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Dev Patel reveals 'Portrait of a Lady on Fire' was the last film that made him cry: "It's just so achingly romantic and I've never wanted two people to just fuse together".
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Me explaining my latest hyperfixation to my friends
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.
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Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.
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rom com archive
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chris pine and anne hathaway in teen vogue 2004
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The Princess Diaries 3 movie will heal our broken nation.
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Excited to watch this one second clip break the internet.
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May this picture of Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Taika Waititi taking a nap together be a blessing upon your twitter feed.
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5 years
Choose your fighter
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Every once in a while I like to remind everyone that George Lucas originally wanted Toshiro Mifune to play the role of Obi-Wan in the SW movies because he was such a fan of Akira Kurosawa films which means that young Obi-Wan would’ve looked like this:
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I am once again asking romcoms and romance novels to strive for this level of chemistry and I don’t think that’s too much to ask for
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Thinkin’ about the fact that Don Bluth’s recipe for men was basically just to give them a big nose, an undercut, and then make them a big idiot with a heart of gold and y’know what? It really worked.
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Disney Exec: *punches Oscar Isaac in the face* Say it. Say that Poe Dameron is straight. Oscar Isaac: *spits blood onto the floor* Fuck you.
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#Oscars #Oscars Jordan Peele’s look of happy disbelief and Keegan Michael-Key’s reaction to him winning are two of the best things I’ve seen on here in a very long time.
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I don’t know who needs to see it but
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It has come to my attention that Lee Pace owns a farm and that if you google “Lee Pace with his chickens” the results are truly wonderful.
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May this picture of Pedro Pascal holding a pillow in place of baby Yoda while doing voice work for The Mandalorian be a blessing upon your twitter feed
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Y’all ever think about how all the dudes in game of thrones ever talk about is how unattractive Brienne of Tarth is and then they went and cast Gwendoline Christie who looks like a living piece of renissance art for the show? Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
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I was today years old when I found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys that are used in Italy to transport newborn lambs down from the mountains for seasonal grazing.
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Trying to keep up with what feels like six years of news packed into two days on an app that refuses to show things in chronological order:
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Never has there been a better example of what explaining your latest hyperfixation to your friends is like.
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Spencer Althouse
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John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king
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I think it’s in one of Mindy Kaling’s books that she says something along the lines of “almost every single celebrity you see is either wearing a wig or hair extensions” and once you come to grips with that it really changes things.
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May this picture of the hobbits having dinner together be a blessing upon your twitter feed.
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Once more, with feeling: Princess Diary 3 would heal our broken nation.
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May this gif of Oscar Isaac and Carrie Fisher be the break in doom scrolling that you need to see.
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7 years
The kids from Stranger Things are dressed better than most of the adults who go to award shows #Emmys #Emmys2017
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3 years
Words to live by.
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Still haven’t watched Oppenheimer yet so as far as I’m concerned Cillian Murphy won for this scene.
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First D&D character vs second D&D character
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Since it’s swiftly approaching I just want to remind folks that the author of WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING and her family were the primary suspects in a shooting in Zambia in 1995 and have been advised not to return there because they’re wanted for questioning in the murder.
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Millennials at social gatherings
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Put Daniel Radcliffe in a romcom with Quinta Brunson, you cowards
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Variety
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Daniel Radcliffe wants to do a rom-com with Quinta Brunson: “We’re a perfect height match.” | Variety On the Carpet presented by @DIRECTV
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Oh my god someone made a gif of the tiny dramatic kitten.
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EVERYBODY WAKE UP CHRIS PINE IS PLAYING A BARD IN THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MOVIE
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Genuinely shocked that more people aren’t losing their minds over Manny Jacinto in Nine Perfect Strangers.
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Time for your periodic reminder that one of the best (and totally underutilized) tropes is when a female character is given the title of King instead of Queen.
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Being a nice guy who’s not a fucking creep will get you pretty far
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#MayThe4th May this gif of Oscar Isaac and Carrie Fisher be a blessing upon your twitter feed
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I don’t know who needs to see it but here’s a picture of Pedro Pascal holding a pillow in place of baby Yoda while doing voice work for The Mandalorian
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I’m sorry fam but there’s a non zero chance that the person I had this conversation with is on social media and I don’t want to blow up their spot so I’m not spilling the beans.
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Friendly reminder that Rick Riordan is the real deal.
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Glad we all agree that the video of Henry Cavill building a pc in a tank top is NSFW
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The holy trinity
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So we all agree that Fast Car is one of the best songs ever, right? I know we’re divided on a whole lot but it feels like we should really be united on this.
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So we all agree that LED headlights should be banned, right?
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1 year
The whole point of Ken is that he’s a big himbo who stares at Barbie with the biggest heart eyes imaginable because she’s his everything and he’s in constant awe of her so yes, this is correct
@artan_ayan
ayan.
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I think you mean: She's everything. HE'S just Ken.
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1. Enola Holmes looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun 2. I am extremely here for Henry Cavill’s little Superman curl. 3. God bless the casting director who was like “Hear me out for a second... what if Sherlock Holmes was hot?”
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Y’all know the drill... | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| Shop at your local Indie bookstore |___________| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |
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Nothing but respect for the king and queen of Genovia
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Chris and Tessa: What if we worked together for the rest of our careers? Wouldn’t that be extremely sexy of us?!
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EVERYBODY WAKE UP A NEW LEE PACE PHOTOSHOOT JUST DROPPED
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If Tom Holland came up to me with his little English accent, told me he was Billy Elliot, and then did a backflip I would also fall in love with him is what I’m saying.
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@mordicai It was a very Tony Hawk situation
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Would also like to take a moment to point out how phenomenal her hair is
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Keanu Reeves might be the most attractive man on earth.
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Someone make a movie where Ralph Ineson and Shohreh Aghdashloo play ancient gods or something so that they can just have an amazing voice off for three hours
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tfw you’re listening to the audiobook version of a romance novel and it gets to a really steamy part and you have to keep a straight face cause you’re in public
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Like I constantly think about that clip of a boy showing a girl his costco card at a sports game and for me like… yeah. That’s absolutely rizz.
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May these pictures of Pedro Pascal be a blessing upon your twitter feed
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Strong “Good evening, Mister Bond. I’ve been expecting you” energy.
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What I love about Kirsten Dunst is that she has perfected a smile that screams “I murdered my rich husband and got away with it”
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This has the same energy
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The duality of man
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Since Cillian Murphy is trending now feels like a good time to remind everyone that he should’ve won an Emmy for this scene.
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May this picture of Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Taika Waititi taking a nap together be a blessing upon your twitter feed.
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2 years
New “who wore it best” just dropped
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1 year
I still think about this scene from spider-verse on a regular basis because we so rarely get to see superheroes actually admit they’re physically & emotionally exhausted. The fact that he isn’t her Peter & she isn’t his Aunt May makes it hit even harder.
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#GameofThrones Jon: I died and came back to life. Bran: Caw caw I'm a bird. Arya: I'm a magical assassin. Sansa:
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May this picture of a baby Aardwolf be the break in doom scrolling that you need to see.
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