Vuas
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Vuas on A03. (she/her, 20-something, nsfw)
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Joined April 2020
paternus, haladriel, 7.1k, a/b/o-ish, read the tags etc. Or: left with no choice, Galadriel finds herself at the doorstep of her daughter’s father. https://t.co/Vvld373YdE
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But if YOU were at Din Tai Fung last night and EYE was at Din Tai Fung last night then who was battling the malignant forces of evil
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Celebrimbor Celeborn and Galadriel all wondering why they each have the same leftover containers in the office mini fridge the morning
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Sauron when he was in Eregion for 300 years
When I was hostessing several years ago was a customer who made 3 separate OpenTable dinner reservations on Valentine's Day for 5:30, 8 and 10:30PM. For 3 different women. At the same place. I think of him every VDay. Ethics questionable but time management skills unparalleled.
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I just get giddy whenever I think about how deeply obsessed galadriel is with sauron that she unwittingly fixated on a disguised version of him. irrepressibly drawn to, not repelled by, all his sauron red flags & declaring him a king of men for her to stand side by side with.
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Baby I didn’t cheat on u I only slept with him as a form of self harm
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turned a hoe into an obedient boyfriend
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Two apples tall still beating his ass
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for valentine’s day I’m gonna stab him then nurse him back to health
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Also that when faced with empty string cheese wrapper post-snacking & it’s just me and her she will take it to the trash without prompting, but if he’s home she just hands it to him to dispose of. Absolutely correct girl we hate to see a man with idle hands 🫶
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I do think it’s funny some of my toddler’s first grammatically correct sentences are “daddy doing the dishes ☝🏻🙂↕️” “daddy taking out the trash ☝🏻🙂↕️” yes my baby as he should
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big ass dog thinking it's still puppy sized
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