Mark Jansen
@TehMadness
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Some bloke who's managed to wangle a living writing about phones. My views are my own. He/him. [email protected] / https://t.co/LvpHUol7cC
Durham, England
Joined March 2009
Just a reminder that you can find me over at Bluesky, having abandoned Twitter in favour of a place that isn't awful
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Joe is an incredible editor, and an even better manager. He'll be an asset to any team he's in, and they'll be lucky to have him
This also now means that I'm immediately open to any and all writing/editing roles in the tech journalism space, freelance gigs, and tech PR opportunities. Please DM for contact info š«¶.
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Bold of him to come out against that particular demographic, considering that without them he has no audience
Gregg Wallace has just posted a video on his instagram - claiming the allegations against him only come from a āhandful of middle class women of a certain ageā on celebrity Masterchef. @SkyNews
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It would be so funny if this episode did gangbusters and really made Concord a viable franchise
First teaser for the āCONCORDā episode of the video game anthology series āSECRET LEVELā Releasing December 10 on Prime Video
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The Rock can shut the fuck up, what the fuck man
The Rock says people should be able to sing in movie theaters āYouāve paid your hard earned money for a ticket, and you've gone into a musical, and youāre into it. Singā (Source: https://t.co/VLRwFRYHav)
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Why the fuck do train companies have adverts? I have never once picked where I'm going based on which train company goes there Same for adverts for airports What are you doing? Are you just justifying having a marketing department?
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No-one asked if it was class war when the poor and disabled were in the firing line Do better, Sky
Q: Youāve targeted people who send their kids to private schools, people who earn income from assets, landowners, small business owners. There is a pattern here, is this class war?
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Now, I was young at the time, but I don't think Princess Di ever rocked up anywhere with a tit out
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This is so weird
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Genuinely this is the only Overwatch I ever played and I may consider going back for this
Relive the thrill that started it all with Overwatch: Classic! š„ Revisit iconic maps, enjoy the original hero roster, and embrace the chaotic fun of 6v6 for a limited-time starting Nov 12 š¤©
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I cannot overstate how bad Amazon's subscribe and save option is No option to send early, no way to change the regularity, no flexibility. It's utterly terrible, I can't believe they push this so hard when it's so bad as a service
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*Politely ignores in British*
I think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity
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I get irritated if I have to spend more 10 minutes in a character creator, some of you are next level and I am in awe
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The fact that they googled 'Scottish citizenship ' is already a bad sign
NEW: Google has seen a major surge in web searches from the United States asking āhow to move to Scotlandā and āScottish citizenshipā š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
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in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as āMEGA ARKANSASā - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass
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My dad asked me if it was worth him upgrading from an iPhone 8 to the 16, and honestly, no not really. Not for what he does with it. It's probably fine.
My Wife went from iPhone X to iPhone 15 Pro and I asked her how she liked it. Her response was: āItās fine, not that different of an experience for me so I donāt really have much of an opinionā Sheās the real normal consumer the techies donāt think exist š¤£
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Honestly just the thought of not seeing my kids every day gives me physical pain, this guy is just another kid for his wife to look after
I have a really good marriage but after meeting my divorced mates for a drink, it's made me think: half the week away from the kids, no dog, and not being told off for skid marks and leaving pots in sink. It could be more peaceful alone.
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The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
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