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@catd00kie
Absolutely wild text from your dad but glad he's having fun. Watching a parent go through chemo is a very specific hell but I'm so happy it worked for him!!! Go dad!!
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@noor_siddiqui_
Ok yes but also the <= 6'2" club is absolutely killing it:
- Wozniak: 5'6"
- Bezos, Zuck: 5'7"
- Brin: 5'8"
- Gates, Buffett: 5'10"
- Jobs, Musk: 6'2"
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@bartleby_era
One time I made the mistake of looking up what my landlord paid in *annual* taxes on the *entire building* that he inherited and that housed my $3500 apt - it was $758.
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Run, don't walk, to the National Cowboy Museum, where Security Director Tim (
#HashtagTheCowboy
) will steal your heart
Here’s one of our Photo Stations next to an old cool looking wagon. Just kidding! I know how to do these now.
#HashtagTheCowboy
Thanks, Tim
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people talk about the magic of working at a startup in the early days but
@brexHQ
now has a ski-in club in aspen so idk i think that's a w for the late stage joiners
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@ gen z my culture is not ur costume
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@rksharmanyc
@noor_siddiqui_
Thank you thank you, I can't edit the tweet but plz let the record show that satya nadella, rockstar CEO, is 5'9"
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how do you act casual during a meeting when this is also happening
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Sometimes I'm grateful to work with absolute geniuses, other times I remember one of my coworkers unrepentantly thinks New Haven has the best pizza *in the entire world* and I go back to questioning it all
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So excited for this launch. If you need help this tax season, definitely try
@RivetTax
- Nick and Kyle have built a something amazing. Watch this space!
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WORK HERE! have not gotten a single non-partiful invite in months.
@shreyamurthy
and the partiful team are doing huge things. huge.
🚨 PSA 🚨 Partiful is hiring!
- engineers
- a UX designer
- an ops person
If your 2023 resolution was to "build the most incredible product ever" ...come join us 🪩
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I am so lucky I am so lucky I am so lucky I am so lucky I am so
Make inspiring, impactful things with your friends is my favorite takeaway from 2023. Rounded out the year doing just this and carrying this intention straight into 2024 ☺️
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@CorinneMRiley
but why have gorgeous beaches and international pop stars when, for the same price, you can have indoor canals and smoke filled meeting rooms?
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Real Housewives of Expense Management
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grateful for
@minney_cat
and
@lighthouseincus
for making it easier for the best people in the world to come and build in america <3
Introducing
@lighthouseincus
to accelerate US immigration
For the past 2 years, I've worked on getting US work visas like the O1, EB1 faster, simpler. I've done it for dozens of today's best and brightest pioneers.
To apply in days not months, find us at
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@stephmui
I'd amend touring Google's offices to "exclusively eat of meals/coffees/happy hours from big tech companies you don't work for"
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y'all are never getting rid of me
Marin County has highest life expectancy in the US, SF is third.
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@chrissyfarr
AMAZING. This is going to be so great, I cannot wait to read it. Congrats!!! So excited for you!!
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Effective fraud prevention will require secure data-sharing between most players in the financial ecosystem. Excited about this launch from our portco
@sardine
which will allow FIs, fintechs, and other services to stop bad actors and bring US payments into the 21st century!
Huge news! 📰
We're announcing the launch of SardineX. An Industry-Wide Consortium to fight Fraud & money laundering.
Founding members: Chesapeake Bank,
@Visa
, Novo, Spring Labs, iLex,
@blockchain
,
@AlloyLabs
,
@AirbaseHQ
& more.
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New baking project unlocked (yes dune is my entire personality now)
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lost terribly at beer pong and needed a W. Thanks
@sophgoldb
for defying the laws of physics w your Jenga skills and
@chadbyers
for being such an amazing host!
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I've never seen so many people in SF so politically engaged. Really energizing to see so many fighting for this amazing city. Gives me a lot of hope for what we can accomplish.
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so many sans serif fonts yet the only one that doesn't look like it's cosplaying professionalism is helvetica
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FAANG is now actually MAAAN and I feel like that says it all
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idk how i got pulled into panda twitter but i'd like to stay here forever thanks
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Had the best time - thank you
@sallyshin
&
@MalikaCantor
for bringing us together and to Peter and
@fereshte_khani
for answering our many questions about applications of AI ♥️ such an incredible group of humans.
Highlights from our monthly Nightcap dinner
@MalikaCantor
and I hosted this week!
Peter Norvig and
@fereshte_khani
joined us to talk about different applications of AI.
Thank you to
@mercury
for sponsoring the night and
@kitsune
for providing us with the 🍷
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Personally I find it very concerning that someone managed to take a photo of my actual tires and posted it on the internet
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Got my "Cat Mom" hat on in front of a cybertruck we call that Feline Musk
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Underrated upside of buying secondhand - whoever owned this mens sweater before me sprayed it w their cologne and it smells INCREDIBLE
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Huge congrats to
@AndreaCoravos
and the whole team at
@GoHumanFirst
♥️
Seven years ago when we started
@GoHumanFirst
, we had a vision to unlock better research for all humans, faster. Today, I’m thrilled to share that we sold the company to
@ICONplc
(NASDAQ: ICLR), a global leader in drug development with 90 locations in 45 countries.…
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No
you ever write a work email so good you realize you’ll never make it as an artist
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Update my cat obsession has turned into an actual cat acquisition. I'm taking recommendations on what to name him, leading contenders I came up with:
- The Fed
- Skunk
- Gatinhooooooo (yes, that is the correct number of os) (yes I am proposing naming the cat "cat")
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as a millennial who grew up actually listening to song lyrics, I really thought "the club" would be a more common destination in my life
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@devahaz
You're right but dogs are the best. Can we prioritize correcting some other annoying behavior? Like listening to TikToks without headphones?
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TIL you literally could not go 20,000 leagues under the sea bc the entire earth, crust to crust, is about ~0.11x that size (the mariana trench's deepest point is 3.14 leagues)
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Usher's halftime show is love letter to the millennial generation I refuse to hear otherwise
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i get that this isn't the point but i'm low-key offended that soho is being called "midtown south" in this graphic
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Made a goal to read fewer books this year and spend more time capturing learnings & reflections from what I read. Does anyone have a good system for doing this? Rn it's living in apple notes and it's pure, unsearchable chaos
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Biggest conversation of the day
@money2020
(although the most frequent conversation of the week is complaining about how hard it is to find LinkedIn's scan feature)
CFPB Director Rohit Chopra announces the CFPB is publishing a proposed open banking rule this week under its Section 1033 authority.
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@memilies
i cant believe that of the two the bene gesserit were like "nah let's keep feyd as is"
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The pictures from Jensen's keynote at GTC have this exact energy
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@brexHQ
: the spend management platform you'll love so much, you'll name your firstborn "brexleigh"
the best part about being in a ton of 2023 pregnancy/baby groups is getting to see all the absolutely wretched names parents are coming up with these days. here are some highlights i’ve collected
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my phone broke this morning so if i don't respond to your text, it's because i hate you
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@shensi_
100% - not the most exciting airport but I can leave my house 30 mins before boarding and consistently make it to the gate with time to spare!
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Weird way to propose, but sure
hello, my name is chatgpt. i'm here to help you shoulder the burden of the world
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huge shoutout to
@sallyshin
&
@MalikaCantor
for creating such an amazing community with
@jointhenightcap
! Always an enriching experience, with incredible people.
Few months ago,
@MalikaCantor
and I started a dinner series that started off as something casual & something fun.
The community has grown to over 100 members. More on The Nightcap (NIGHT-time CAPITAL-talk)
Next dinner 5/18 in NYC:
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@0xSLBot
@VitalikButerin
@polarpunklabs
This is a corner of the internet I never thought I'd find myself on
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@chrissyfarr
it's wild how quickly this escalated - I was just on a call this afternoon where the consensus from the SF contingent was "eh this is nbd" and now the southern half of the city is getting all their light from candles like it's 1850
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cosign this, in particular, we should still do more conferences in the bahamas
Automatically downgrading every single thing SBF believed in is an error. It's important to actually think and figure out which things contributed to the fraud and which things didn't.
Don't be the guy who would have tried to cancel vegetarianism in 1945.
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Finally took the plunge and went past the paywall - congrats
@chrissyfarr
&
@morgan_blumberg
! So well deserved, you're incredible investors and a delight to work with. Awesome to see you recognized 😊
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Vegas for the superbowl feels right tbh, can this be a perennial thing
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Only in SF do people bring both Blueprint and Popeyes to the potluck (can confirm neither had leftovers)
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Everyday at work I am humbled by how amazing our team is, and it's all thanks to the crazy hard work and deeply generous personality of one guy:
@fubini
. I could not be prouder to see him recognized yet again for being one of the best in the industry!
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So glad they cut the singing portion of this episode down to ten seconds, when she got the job I was nervous we were gonna get another full length number
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@chrissyfarr
Until the practice is to ask men this, I'd avoid it. We penalize women so hard for being imperfect in areas where we never even consider men's performance. Generally agree these are important though, and would love to live in a world where we ask business leaders abt them.
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@sdw
Also the scene with the fremen faithful in the south outside of the temple where at first the heads look like rocks omfg blew my mind
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At a table with a bunch of Europeans and when I asked them to translate the temperature from Celsius one said, "oh, I forgot, you need Freedom Units"
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@nathanbaugh27
@CostasAnasta
"But I am not worthy! Then acquire worth with speed." He was so prolific and yet I wish he had left us even more.
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why don't they mute mics when the candidates don't have the floor?
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@s0ulDirect0r
Do it!! Getting good at personal style is so good for confidence and happiness, love having more of that in the world (and less Patagonia uniforms plz)
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Just learned about the Soviet phrase "we pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us" and my heart broke a little imagining living in that world
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My phone just autocorrected "g docs" to "FDIC's". I need to get a life.
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@bustersdad
@thomasschiavone
I had a friend who did this renovating a deck in their backyard, not realizing it needed a permit. Not only did they have to pay the fine, they had to tear the whole thing down, apply for a permit, wait 2 yrs, and rebuild the deck. Fucking insane.
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Powerful read: "We want to believe that the world is understandable and controllable and unthreatening, that if we follow the rules, we’ll be okay. So, when this kind of thing happens to other people, we need to put them in a different category [...] they have to be monsters.”
@darafaye
@PalmBayPD
i really really really suggest you read this article. it could change your life.
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@chrissyfarr
Outsider question but is there such a thing as a universal patient record? It's legit so difficult to get and keep your records and some providers will only take records straight from other providers.
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@maxdubler
@peggymangot
You joke but if I could live in moncler dresses all year in SF I would do it, rain or fog
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@eurydicelives
I love this thread, and in reading the answers I want its sister thread: "what are you willing to tolerate in your ideal partner?"
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