Paige ๐ผ๐ค
@climatepaige
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Sweaty Betty ๐ Podcast - I Donโt Know Anything with Paige Harriman ๐ Wanna โญ๏ธ on my show? - https://t.co/QMAwXrS2Sf
Austin, TX
Joined October 2020
If you followed my account because you think I am funny, here is the funniest thing I have ever made (and will ever make) in my life. Peaked. Thanks https://t.co/6nF2WRWhqU
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Okok I've never understood the point of food delivery services!!!!! You are already saving time on cooking/cleaning!!!! Why can't you just go pick it up?
itโs an extra 15% to do doordash in new york now, not including tip i would need to be on my death bed to use that app again lmao
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Dutch news and radio are calling every few hours for people to put together emergency packages because weโre about to be attacked by Russia. Thatโs where things are at.
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I think you might actually have brain worms
๐จ URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this personโs position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something
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Eat your vegetables, water your garden, hit your optimal level of hot, walk your dogs, celebrate your favorite holiday (Black Friday) a little early, investigate an AI sex cult, and drink coffee
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Yale students are wearing โgot federal funding?โ shirts in advance of the Harvard-Yale game
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@climatepaige @soychotic this is like when socrates said "the only thing that i know is that I know nothing" but you cant know nothing because you know that you know nothing !!!! that is one thing you know !!!!
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Over the last three years, I've received unlimited free lattes. At the Carpenter Hotel, one barista loved my dog so much that he just gave me everything for free. $0! Then, he quit and moved to Canada for law school.
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Today, good things: โ Top performer on my team! โ Win all-expense paid trip to Vegas! โ $300 purse for $4.78 total โ Hit 850 classes at Equinox Bad things: โย Had to pay for ALL my coffee โ Another cult story for my show (this one is disgusting and involves AI)
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We cloned Gmail, except you're logged in as Epstein and can see his emails
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OK, based on the DM submissions I just got: Did you all found tech companies so you could have money to be polyamorous?
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The My Date with the Presidentโs Daughter dress, whichโฆI spoke about with the star of that movie and the costume designer some years back : )
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