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Fractional CTO helping startups in New York City. cell: 434 825 7694

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Tech startups, NEW YORK CITY For several years I threw a once-a-month party for the tech startup community in New York City. On June 22nd, I am restarting these parties. Reach out if you are in the region.
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@JJordan34876816 @IntelDankWeb A few months later she initiated divorce proceedings.
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@xaviersonline "Coulda been a great movie about Anne Frank, but they had to make it super woke and anti-Nazi."
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@Historiographos This is an actual photograph of me from 1994. I know what you’re thinking: why was my hair so long? Was I a hippie? Well, the real answer is that I was going through a difficult time, a Dark Ages, you could call it.
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@contra__culture @MaxKennerly Science is not a democracy, the crucial issues are not resolved by taking a vote, and the facts remain the facts whether some group hates those facts or not. Using populist rhetoric on a podcast, appealing to one's fans, and riling up the base, all might be popular, and doing so
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@WindowsPeak @paulswhtn Death would have been too good for him. In the final episode we get the impression that Diane will never speak to him again. That is a worse punishment than death. We are given to believe that he will live out his life without a single friend, and we know how much he fears
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@Sturgeons_Law At a certain point, this needs to be understood as an OCD illness, just like anorexia nervosa.
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@MaxKennerly @LHSummers This is exactly what I was wondering. The guy spent his whole life fighting for neoliberal policies and now he's like, wait, what, why are people suffering from neoliberal policies?
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@zannn_cek @ask_aubry I’d bet money she refers to any gay person as a pedophile.
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@lizam_ca @IntelDankWeb He also made a big deal of the fact that they never had sex until they were married.
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@ZeeZeeMooMoo A weird truth about right-wing psychology is they only revere those who lose wars: Robert E Lee Stonewall Jackson Mussolini Hitler Sparta Hector The right-wingers could spend the same energy revering Alexander the Great but Alexander the Great won every battle he fought
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@NotABigJerk I know you know this, but in case anyone doesn’t, the point is literally true: women killed their spouses at the same rate that men did until no-fault divorce became widespread in the 1970s.
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@opinonhaver AI continues to struggle to get the correct number of fingers on hands.
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@iamyesyouareno Why doesn't this guy have a wife? Is he a single parent?
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@LA_Knight89 @Alexisization No employer can easily encourage that language in the work place, since it might make coworkers uncomfortable.
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@carolineandbob @uncooljerk This is exactly right. These guys hate women, and woman quickly understand that these guys hate women, so women don't want to date these guys, but these guys would rather die than admit their misogyny is the problem, so they decide "Women only want to date multi-millionaires."
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@gabriellaborter Unrestrained moral panic and hysteria over Critical Race Theory even though it is not being taught in K-12 schools.
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@baddestmamajama She sometimes said bad things about Nazis, which was super woke hypocritical virtue signaling on her part, and that is why they have now issued an arrest warrant for her in the state of Florida.
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@Staroxvia I have this thought about all of the extreme misogynists. They talk about how women’s bodies are disgusting and gross, but then the misogynists claim they are straight. They will list 7 things about women that turn me on and they will say all 7 things are disgusting. And I’m
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@SchmidtsGiggles @Sinners4Emily You are looking at 20,000 teenagers who hate their current life and cannot wait till they are old enough to move to a gay county.
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@MarkovMagnifico Anything that goes in a circle can be made into an infinite state machine. You can make a computer entirely out of wood and string, building off of something like an old river mill, with the traditional water wheel turning in the river current. Maybe that's what God intended?
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@kyliebytes I chose “Old English” for my last health checkup and they told me I was suffering from an imbalance of humors but I could be healed through aggressive leeching.
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@SxarletRed @Missus_Massacre Just in: For the first time in history, teenagers are dressing in ways that parents find shocking. News at 11.
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@IuliiaMendel He was 40 years younger just 4 years ago.
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@Mollyissilly Certainly raises the question why those 2,900 deaths we’re supposedly so meaningful whereas these last 700,000 are vehemently denied any meaning by right-wingers.
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@WindowsPeak @paulswhtn The Vox review does a good job of describing the bitter sorrow and loneliness that BoJack now faces.
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@focusfronting I think if you're a real woman then you're able to manage a tough job and still take care of the bison.
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@OhItsRyan In New York State (which admittedly has the nation's highest state income tax) when I made $200,000 I paid $81,000 in taxes. I wish I had her accountant.
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@shannonrwatts Tomorrow it will be reported that he has a history of domestic violence: on this, you can bet good money.
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@ask_aubry Just looking at the statistics published by the government it is clear "Men can easily live without women if they are willing to lose 9 years from their life expectancy." By contrast, women who live alone do not suffer a decrease in their life expectancy.
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@focusfronting I've always been on the Left. I'm not sure why you think it is right-wing trolls mocking these student protestors. Everyone is mocking the student protestors.
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@annehelen "Bodes poorly." Exactly. A nation can have affordable homes or it can have homes that are an excellent financial investment, but it cannot ever have both, because those are opposites.
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@MarkovMagnifico Anything that moves in a circle can be turned into a computer. I thought this was obvious, but I've spent 25 years working with computers, so maybe it's only obvious to a few. I'll explain. Suppose you write down a number on a piece of paper: 1 Suppose you want to add 1 to it:
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@VoidOfRoses America has only elected two Catholic Presidents (JFK and Biden) and JFK candidate had to give a long speech declaring he was not under the influence of the pope. If Americans were comfortable with the idea of a Catholic becoming President then we would have had more than two
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@iamharold @WindowsPeak @paulswhtn "Wouldn't it be hilarious if we never spoke to each other again?" The writers were strongly hinting that they never speak again.
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@spinubzilla But seriously, from 540 million years ago to 250 million years ago, a total of 290 million years, every female lays eggs, but then one day this female, the first mammal, has a live baby come out of her, and she’s like, “what the fuck did I do wrong?”
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@DrewPavlou This tweet manages to minimize both the Holocaust and slavery. Who knew that slavery started in 1776?
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@louern @caitlinmoriah @MPAVictoria It’s the idea that you should be able to walk to most of the stuff you need on a regular basis: grocery store, pharmacy, dry cleaners, restaurants, bar, hardware store, post office, telephone store, First Aid clinic for medical emergencies, maybe a bookstore. It should all be
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@anon1_guy @contra__culture @MaxKennerly @PeterHotez Hotez is not withdrawing. Hotez continues to call out people like Rogan and Kennedy. Hotez is deeply committed to spreading the facts and so fighting against misinformation. It seems likely that 5 years from now Hotez will still be active educating the public regarding this
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@SoCalSister22 @greg_price11 @cosgrove_iv Ukraine has offered piece 15 times: if Russia leaves, then there will be peace. I think some people misunderstand this, because they are expecting some complicated plan. But actually, the peace deal is simple: Russia can have peace as soon as it leaves.
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@nikicaga The title of a Japanese manga comic: “The sky is blue with a single cloud.” Only in Japan can the public be expected to automatically understand what is meant.
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@K1NGxKO @Slorg22 @BoredAtGym Incorrect: "cook meat is 1 thing that help our species evolve" Correct: "cook meat is 1 thing that help our genus evolve" There is universal agreement that humans started cooking with fire long before our species existed. Our species was the end result of half a million years
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@shaunrein There is no nation on Earth that welcomes immigrants as eagerly as the USA welcomes immigrants. The USA absorbs people from all nations, from all religions, from all ethnicities. There is no other nation on Earth that comes close to the anti-racism ideals of the USA.
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@stacybmitchell It's also healthcare. I've been taking care of my mom for the last 4 years and I find there is a persistent assumption that every family must have at least one person is not employed, or only partly employed, so they have a ton of free time to take appointments when the doctor is
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@bad_histories He lives in Malaysia. Were the British losing when they established hegemony over Malaysia?
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@nexta_tv The Germans have the word "Lügenkrieg" which fits here: a war of lies. Like "blitzkrieg" but full of lies.
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@BuckSexton The influencers (and Hollywood actors) who really want to look good also get liposuction, to remove every trace of fat -- but this would be a terrible idea for actual athletes. Fat is a source of energy, anyone doing sustained athletics actually needs a certain amount.
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@twitwolf11 @Imposter_Edits I think this is one reason why zombie movies have been so popular. It's the best metaphor for what is actually happening.
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@EliErlick But also, why hasn't Target sued these people? They are making specific, actionable claims. Dominion sued Fox News and won $787 million dollars. Target should sue and bankrupt anyone that suggests Target is engaged in grooming children. For some insane reason the entire
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@jules_su The USA had the most generous response to Covid-19 of any nation in the world.
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@madisontayt_ When I was dating a European I had to learn Celsius and then I realized I only really needed to keep track of 4 numbers: 0 -- winter heavy coat 10 -- early spring, wear a heavy sweater 20 -- beautiful, early summer, wear a long sleeve shirt 30 -- time to go to the beach,
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@caitlinmoriah An older part of Denver. 120 years ago, every city in the USA was a 15 minute city. It's how we lived for centuries, before the automobile took over as the main form of transport.
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@FuckCarsReddit I've dated Eastern European women who move to New York City and say "I grew up with ugly Communist uniformity, but I love America because this city is so beautiful" and I'm like, uh... okay... but if you thought the Communists were bad, you should see some of our newer suburbs.
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@GehringJackie @MelissaMahler50 An interesting fact about far-right people is that they claim to venerate strength and power yet they actually worship history's losers: Robert E Lee, Stonewall Jackson, Hitler, Mussolini, etc.
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@molly0xFFF They’re right though, horses can’t go that deep. The RCMP will have to mount trained isopods to go that deep.
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@nellgwynnes She was naked -- the kind of naked that makes you want to put on clothes.
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@GhettoPanda___ You support terrorists.
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@nlanard Thankfully, nothing like this can ever happen again because now Congress has taken decisive action and outlawed this specific business strategy by passing the Sherman Anti-Trust law of 1890.
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@endofbellcurve @JenAshleyWright Grad student: I'm thinking I'll do my thesis on 2020. Advisor: Whoa! Nobody can handle the whole year! Have you thought about becoming a January or early February specialist? I personally did my Phd about the first week of November.
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@maria_drutska Re-reading Anna Politkovskaya and I am reminded that the Russian army has loved beheading people, for many decades now. Rape, torture, beheadings: these are completely normal for Russian forces. I'll post an excerpt here from an article she wrote about the second war in Chechnya.
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@Tumnasty @VaushV @caitlinmoriah This is what a 15 minute city looks like in the USA, old town Denver. Remember, every city in the USA was a 15 minute city, up until the ubiquity of automobiles during the 1920s. For centuries, Americans lived in 15 minute cities. Some of us still live there now. Others would
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@ChadNotChud One has to hunt, the other has to simply defend. For the same reason, in American football, you expect a defensive linebacker to weigh 50 kilograms more than a running back.
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@MonicaHesse Asset prices fell dramatically from 1966 to 1982. The Dow Jones fell, in nominal terms, from 1,100 to 800, which doesn’t sound too bad till you remember the 1970s saw double digit inflation, and so adjusting for inflation the crash was 80%, astounding compared to the 75% crash of
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@umeprobdupree Everyone needs to remember, mental health issues involving obsessive-compulsive behaviors are not "cured" by enacting the obsession. A woman suffering from anorexia is not cured of anorexia when she loses some weight, nor is she cured if you tell her "You look great, you are very
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@AJRuecker @EvoIutlon Every fossil that has ever been discovered has been in the process of evolution since every fossil was a creature that either had children or did not have children. That's what it comes down to: how many children did you have while you were alive? Some creatures had 100
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@KnowNothingTV Is this real or parody? Musk is making a reference to a notorious tweet by Kayne? Why?
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@anyamrch This is surprising good news. I’m pleased when folks on the left get multiple issues correct. By contrast, it is tiresome when some left leaders get one thing correct but 3 other things totally wrong.
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@mcmansionhell Why do you care so much about Gaza but you don't care about the genocide in Sudan or Ukraine or in China against the Uyghurs? What exactly is it that causes you to have such a strong emotional resonance with Gaza but with none of the other tragedies in the world?
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@clhubes You typically go to a hotel that costs $600 a night when you want to meet people who go to hotels that are $600 a night. The price sorts people out. If you go to a city for a business conference, then stay at a hotel that costs $600 a night if you want to be at the same hotel
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@abstractcousin @freakatrice But behind her the fate of her nation is being decided, and she seems unaware of this, that's why the video is such a powerful metaphor.
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@sadepiippu @dim0kq Yes this is real. Late last night Zelenskyy called an emergency meeting of the Rada and then he killed everyone. How did you miss this? It was on the front page of the New York Times. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak described the situation as an example of “a leader who has forgotten
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@ClonelKhalid @NOELreports Except the main soldier, whose video we are watching, gets hit and has to apply a tourniquet. So someone was firing at them, or throwing a grenade at them.
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@nikicaga In 1941, after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, the USA Navy could hear banging sounds coming from sailors trapped in the Arizona. This went on for more than 48 hours but the Navy was unable to save any of them. And that was in relatively shallow water.
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@wartranslated In their sane and sober moments they are aware that the question is no longer "Can we conquer Ukraine?" but rather "Is there a way we can hold on to Crimea?"
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@muke10101 Voting has real-world effects, unlike your whining on Twitter.
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@suannelqr Do you realize that if Italian authorities see this tweet of yours then you will never be allowed in Italy?
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@whstancil Will Stancil, are you trying to deny that the middle income quintiles receive less of the national income than they did in 1970? These are numbers I looked up in 2017. I don't have time to check them again, but I'd be surprised if the situation is a lot better now than in 2017.
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@SxarletRed @Black90Prupayne @wapplehouse For god’s sake, be serious. They’re reptiles, not lizards. There is a difference.
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@nikicaga That crowd is obviously affluent so they'd be ecstatic to learn that private sector labor unions had largely disappeared.
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@RTodKelly I, too, had a Priceless Vase Smashing hobby, back when the Priceless Vases were merely Priceless and not Instant Bankruptcy Priceless, but thanks to Joe Biden's inflation I have to declare bankruptcy each time I smash a Priceless Vase and the bankruptcy judge specifically warned
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@inminivanhell Maybe the pumps failed? Generally these tunnels have excellent pumps to keep out water (such as rainfall). And the Lincoln Tunnel is uniquely safe thanks to the solid granite above it. It will be interesting to hear a full post-mortem on this incident.
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@Esqueer_ In other circumstances I'd feel badly for her, but this time it was so obvious. Like, lady, you are being set up, clearly, they are going to pin the blame on you, why would you take this job?
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@BTnewsroom @KeiPritsker This is good news. Next time please tell her not to tear down posters.
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@BadSocialisms far-left tankie logic: "We will build a movement so huge and so militant that we will be able to violently overthrow the government!" Also far-left tankie logic: "For some reason this movement won't be huge enough or militant enough to simply win an election."
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@IbaraEleven @rejectHisDesign Any time I see someone with a hammer and sickle in their name or bio, it turns they are pushing hard to elect a fascist. Always. I've never seen a person with a hammer and sickle on Twitter who supports democracy.
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@thechosenberg I had a cell phone in 1997, I had to pay $0.50 cents per Minute. In 1993 it would have been like $5 per minute. Prices were falling very fast in the 1990s but in the early 90s only lawyers and doctors had them.
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@IuliiaMendel Russia is ruined. The consequences of the war will reverberate for the next 50 years, in ways that continue to sap Russia of vitality. It has lost markets, money, foreign investment, foreign technology, and participation in international events. It is more isolated than its been
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@lauren_wilford The marriage rate has dropped dramatically. And it’s easy to get a divorce. Nowadays the only people who are married are the folks who really want to be married, so why joke about not wanting to be married?
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@ZeeZeeMooMoo "This is what peak masculinity looks like." I'd also add, peak masculinity is easier in an era when a guy can easily afford his own home. But nowadays? The opposite of real adulthood is being stuck in your parent's basement, and for the youngest generation, right now, being
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@emilylorange @MaxKennerly @LHSummers When I was a teenager, and first becoming politically aware, Larry Summers first came onto my radar when he started arguing that "Africa is radically under-polluted. We can offer them debt relief in exchange for them taking our trash."
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@francesmcf @LA_Knight89 @Alexisization But Naomi was talking about the workplace. This isn't a case of speech unrelated to the workplace. Would have been different if she'd been writing about a sports event, or any non-work related issue. Especially in the modern era of work-from-home, no one is going to define the
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@baddestmamajama I recall hearing a neighbor talking to someone who was pregnant. It was awful. It was the most misogynistic and slut-shaming stuff you can imagine. “Why did you get pregnant? You don’t have a husband!” I was worried she was talking that way to her daughter. But as the
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@caitlinmoriah This is where I live now. Corner of 98th st and Broadway, NYC. Everything I need within a 15 minute walk.
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@anders_aslund "NATO needs to get serious" I understand these words differently. NATO needs to get serious about using the leverage it has to push members towards democracy. No need to add to our list of enemies, but it is certainly necessary to demand better from our friends. Hungary, in
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@Esqueer_ Anyone taking bets? In round 2 my money is with the winner of round 1.
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@ChadNotChud As you know, it's not just the steroids. To get those photos with the unusual muscle definition, they also need to be profoundly dehydrated -- and that increases the risk of cardiac malfunction.
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@kyliebytes I did once chose “Middle English” at which point my doctor told me (and I’m quoting him exactly here) “If I had a thousand sons, the first human principle I would teach them should be to forswear thin potations, and to addict themselves to sack.”
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@meanzjest @fignewtonfan69 And if the babies try to surface, we've got military geese for that.
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@thenervousgeek He's asking, why are the so-called "well written" movies so slow and boring? I used to ask this, word-for-word, exactly the same question, back when I was 9 years old.
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@CaelanConrad A great opening: “Someone must have slandered Joseph K, for he was arrested this morning though he had committed no crime.”
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@ArmandDoma Hey man, you keep whining about your troubles, but me and some buddies just had dinner at a Brazilian steakhouse and the bill was over $200. This proves that Biden is a Fascist dictator.
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